things you would not want to hear on the SGC's intercom

[sldghamr]

Hammond: O'neil, what did i say about putting signs on the Stargate?!?!?!?!
O'neil: But, General, it only says: "Calgon, take me away."

[Mimzy]

EDIT:Here's a picture of him.Lol.He looks kinda ridiculous.

haaaaahahaha lol poor Chris, he's really gonna get it at the Sanctuary convention next month

Did you see the one of Dakota Fanning, though? It's sooo freaky

......

Druitt: I'm not lying, Nikola. The world does not--
: YOU QUIT BOTHERING MY NICKYPOO!!!
Druitt: GAAAH! *ducks and runs* WHY MUST YOU ASSAULT EVERYONE?!

[GSRgategirl923]

It's how I am.
Hey guys did you know we were out of Jell-O?
*Attacks Daniel*

haaaaahahaha lol poor Chris, he's really gonna get it at the Sanctuary convention next month

Did you see the one of Dakota Fanning, though? It's sooo freaky

Yeah he is
I did,She looks pretty awesome tho.

[timstro59]

intercom:nikola please report to infirmary for your rectal prob, ahh i mean your physical exam.
Nikola:what do they mean by that.
nothing.
intercom: anyone who fails to receive there rectal probes by 05:00 hours will be violently whipped then sent through the stargate to a inhospitable planet.
Nikola:thats strange.
*everyone stampedes towards infirmary
landry: ok, now everyone form a line, we might not be able to get everyone by 05:00, so, walter start dialing the gate.

[Mimzy]

Yeah he is

Now there's probably going to be a war over who makes a better vampire--Chris or Jonathon Young (who plays Tesla)

IMO JY wins. I <3 Chris, but Jonathon just freaking pwns as Tesla. Besides, he's sexy. Not that Chris isn't...but...lol Tesla has smexy spiky hair? rofl I dunno

.........

Nikola: I don't want this medical exam anymore SAMMY, HELP ME!!
: *shoots everybody* Better?\
Nikola: :

[timstro59]

*ascends*
fraiser: all right who's first. sam, your first.
aren't you supposed the be dead?
fraiser: I'm dead?
yes, you died on P3X-666.
fraiser: oh. *disappears*
nikola: what is it with people coming back from the dead?

[Mimzy]

*ascends*
fraiser: all right who's first. sam, your first.
aren't you supposed the be dead?
fraiser: I'm dead?
yes, you died on P3X-666.
fraiser: oh. *disappears*
nikola: what is it with people coming back from the dead?

*cricket chirp*

Nikola: ...okay...

[GSRgategirl923]

Nikola:Soo....What Now?
Well I don't Know I've Killed Everyone Here...I Guess We Just Wait for everyone To Decend now...
Nikola:Wanna Play cards?
Sure.

Now there's probably going to be a war over who makes a better vampire--Chris or Jonathon Young (who plays Tesla)

IMO JY wins. I <3 Chris, but Jonathon just freaking pwns as Tesla. Besides, he's sexy. Not that Chris isn't...but...lol Tesla has smexy spiky hair? rofl I dunno

JY would Deff beat Chris No Doubt.(:

[timstro59]

*3 hours later*
nikola:go fish
dang.
*descends* what'd i miss?
*base alarms*
*automated computer voice* incoming wormhole.
, & nikola: crap
*steps through gate* what happened here?

[GSRgategirl923]

Oh Y'know the Usual.
Uh-huh.
*People Start Randomly Descending*
Walter: To All Those returning Uniforms will be available in the mess hall.

[AtlantisRules!!!]

*decends* Why is it so dang cold in here?!?! *covers self*

[Col.Foley]

"There must be some kinda way outta here...."

[Mimzy]

JY would Deff beat Chris No Doubt.(:

TEEHEE *throws random party*

..........

Nikola: I lost the game...
: Fail. FAIL. Just EPIC FAIL.

[GSRgategirl923]

TEEHEE *throws random party*

..........

Nikola: I lost the game...
: Fail. FAIL. Just EPIC FAIL.

*Joins Random Party*

.........

Nikola:What did I Do to become an EPic Fail??
You lost The Game.
Nikola: ANd Your point is?

[timstro59]

i just made my point
nikola:
you make nicky-poo cry.
*ascends*
& not again.
thats starting to get annoying.
indeed.