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    Druitt: Not again...
    *whispers* I think they;re onto us.
    Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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      -In a supply closet down the hall-

      *whispering*
      Ashley:Shut up! Or they'll find us!
      Oops Sorry.
      Ashley:Uh-huh.

      Helen:Well they've got to be here somewhere right? Someone would have noticed if they left the base..
      Nicky:-To Pigeon- Do you know where they went?
      Pigeon:CooocoocoCooCoo <Of course i do, but I'm not telling you>
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        Niko: If you don't tell me, I won't be your friend anymore!
        Pigeon: COOO COO-COO COO! <OKAY, OKAY! They're down the hall...>
        Ashley: *randomly teleports next to them, w/ * Hmm, what? We weren't anywhere...
        Niko:
        Helen & Druitt:
        : *to Ashley* You made my Nicky angry!
        Ashley: Uhh...
        : Crap.


        *5 hours later...in the infirmary*

        Niko: Sam, darling, you need to stop injuring people who upset me...
        : I suppose...but it's only because I love you so much, you know...
        Niko:
        : Oh, for the love of Pete--
        : PETE? PETE? WHO MENTIONED PETE?!
        : ...oops...
        "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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          Hammond: Colonel Carter will be taking a temporary leave of absence from the SGC as she will be appearing on the upcoming season of 'Dancing with the Star'. She'll be competing with her partner, the Doci. Let's pray that they win otherwise the Doci may unleash the Ori's forces upon Earth.
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            *ascends*
            Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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              Originally posted by AtlantisRules!!! View Post

              *ascends*
              20 bucks says he's back before lunch
              Pigeon:CoocoCooo <tomorrow morning>
              I believe he will return tonite.

              Announcer: Anyone else who wishes to place bets on the Return of Daniel Jackson must do so within the hour. Thank You.

              & Ashley:-trying to sneak out the back door-
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                Druitt: *appears in their path*
                Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
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                  : CRAP!
                  "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                    Druitt: *taps foot* Where do you think your going?
                    Ashley: I .. um.. lost a contact.. he's helping me look for it.
                    Druitt: Oh.. okay. *gets out of their way.
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                      Nikola: Well, YOU'RE a moron.
                      Druitt:
                      "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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                        Helen: Cant you see they were going off to do?!
                        Druitt: Get her contact?
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                          Helen:She doesn't wear contacts!
                          Druitt:Oh.
                          Nicky:Don't you feel like a dumbass?
                          Druitt:Shut up!

                          *Decends* Hey guys.
                          Helen,Druitt,&Nicky:Shut up!
                          Okay geez.
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                            Helen: Now where did they go off to? *walks down the hall*
                            Ashley: They'll never find us here
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                              "Would a half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder please report to the embarkation room?"
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                                *dementor appears*
                                Ashley: Uhh...uhh...oh crap...
                                "YOU'RE EASIER THAN THE U.S. CONGRESS."~Nikola
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