Daniel: What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?
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Originally posted by skritsysDaniel: What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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O'NEILL:
The harmonic oscillator is one of the most important examples in classical and quantum mechanics. In one dimension harmonic oscillations occur when a particle experiences a restoring force proportional to the displacement from a fixed position. The concept of harmonic oscillators has proven to be useful to describe the motion of for instance pendulums, vibrating strings, individual atoms in molecules and in crystals and, on a more abstract level, the electromagnetic field. Whenever the forces between particles are linear functions of the relative displacements the motion of the particles can always be analyzed in terms of harmonic oscillators. Consider a particle of mass m oscillating in one dimension. The restoring force acting on the particle is F = -kx, where k is called the force or spring constant. This force derives from the potential energy V = kx2 / 2 through F = -dV / dx = -kx. Examples of the motion of a quantum particle in a two-dimensional harmonic potential are shown below. Note that in one of the movies the wave packet changes with time in one direction only. The wave function for the other direction was chosen to be a stationary state.
So Carter, what do you think?
Carter:
What?
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Any Ancient:I have just returned from the future. Our descendents have created something called an 8Track tape."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Teal'c: How's about another round of Goa'uld-opoly?!
Jack: Not now, T, I'm too busy studying this very interesting piece of Ancient technology.
Sam: I'll play!
Daniel: Meeeeee, too!
Hammond: I like playing games instead of filling out important files on how to keep the stargate program running.Gone Fission
"He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."
Sig by Chlex
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Apophis: Jaffa,do not labor yourselves in building that weapon that is key to defeating the Tar'i.Come,have some muffins."The best way to protect something is to set is free." Merlin
I have a dream. My dream is that all jello is created equal. Whether it be blue,green,or even yellow.
When you have a bad day, just think, that somewhere out there, the bad day gods are laughing their heads off.
Have a stupid good day.
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What Fraiser would never say.
- right its time i had a vacation
- god damnit i think i killed him.
- hmmm i could use an ax to CHOP HIS HEART OUT OF HIS CHEAST!
- General Hammond. Your looking very... shiney today... you know i could fix that with time and commitment!
- may the force be with us
- OMG ITS A SPLIT NAIL! GET A TOK'RA SYMBIOT IN HERE NOW!!!
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Sam: Hey Rodney you're looking sexy today
Teyla : Any actually relevant to the conversation
Hammond : You know those Shine-o Ball-o really does work
Teal'c : O'Neill, that Head and Shoulders really works for me my scalp is so shiny and dandruff free I'm going to do a commercial for it and feature on a website as a signature
Jack: Me too T, this new Just for Men Dulux is great, I have a date wth Sam tonight, finally!
Sam: I have a commercial coming soon, but I'm not telling you wat it's for!
Daniel: yea me too, but knowing my luck it will make me look gay
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Sam(singing):
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.
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Originally posted by chyronSam(singing):
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
O'neill: its a thing that carter looks great in.
Teal'c: i wish to try one on!
Daniel: i dont think that would be very appropriate Teal'c!
Teal'c: Daniel Kree! GET ME ONE NOW!
Hammond: hmm whats for lunch?
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