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Rodney: Why Carter, you’re so much smarter then I am and I respect your intelligence.
Carter: Rodney, you hot stud, I suddenly realise my hidden love for you, so hidden I didn’t realise it until now, take me, I want to have your highly intelligent genius children. Marry me and I’ll quit my career and become a housewife and help you win your noble.
Sheppard: I will now become celibate. Clear my mind of desires and learn to channel the force.
Beckett: Why do I keep doing trauma surgery? I’m a geneticist, perhaps I should employ a good surgeon who has experience in battle field work.
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There is something extraordinarily delightful in getting intensely
serious about something intrinsically silly.
Thor: "wtf? Are there ANY short humans? This is getting ridiculous, my nose is level with your as.ses and McKay keeps farting! Argh!"
General Hammond: "Jack, May the force be with you"
Teyla: "Cameron! Use the Force! (Schwartz? Fork? )
Jack: "hey, it's cool, I saw this on SG1 the other day, Carter, grab the Stargate and dump it in the sun, trust me, you'll figure it out in time."
General Hammond: "Seriously, major carter, you PROMISE you can't see a reflection in my head?"
Martouf: (in the ep with converging Stargate streams and lot of SG1's) -"Well sam, you know how when I died, and told you to go F**k yourself? Well, now you literally can! "
(lol, apologies if this is too much, mods feel free to edit if necessary...)
Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm
General Landry - "Cameron, you have my permission to...ah...'conversate' with Vala. Just as long as I get the tape when your done."
Thor - "O'niell, I need to get laid."
Jack - "Sure, buddy. Carter? Thor needs ya up here."
Teal'c - "Daniel Jackson has the great ability of flatulance, one of which I can only hope to aspire to." *takes sniff of the air* "However, this one seems to..." *Teal'c falls to the ground, along with everyone else.*
Daniel - "Oops...maybe Burrito Friday's aren't exactly a great idea..."
Walter - "Oh Daniel, that smells SOOOO HOT!!!"
Sheppard: "I thought she was interesting and nice to talk to. Then she got all scary and thought that I was comming on to her. Doesn't she understand about friendship without the shipping?"
Wier: "Maybe I do need to date?"
Jack: "Weir or an Ancient? Hmm. I just can't choose. Here's a thought, when did I ever say that I wanted either of them. No wonder my friends are all over the galaxy."
There are Brave Pilots. There are old Pilots. But there are no brave, old Pilots.
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