Walter: So... Captain, I mean, Major, I mean, Colonel, Carter.. Sam? Sam, do you, uh, think maybe we could... I don't know... go back to my place? I got this great mix tape...
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Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war? 
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.
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Landry's chair: I miss Jack's butt.
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Sam: me too.Originally posted by Cherriey
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^^^^^^
I miss Frasier's.....
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Jack: My real name is Zeus.Comment
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"That's Zeus with one 'z'."Originally posted by Cherriey Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.Comment
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Jack: That's it, Thor! You've filled me with righteous anger! Now you're gonna be zapped!Originally posted by RyantheGreatComment
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Teal'c: Maybe Apophis was a God.... Oh, man, I helped kill my God... that's probably not good. Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.Comment
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Landry: Let's all go golfing through the stargate.
Jack (to Ba'al): If you're needing a First Prime... call me.sigpic
Save a Man-of-War, ride a Commodore.
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Jack: Canadians rule. Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.Comment
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Rodney: Actually we're the lowest form of pond scum.Originally posted by RyantheGreatComment
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Shep: I have a headache. Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.Comment
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McKay: I like needles, and inclosed spaces... and lemons.sigpic
Save a Man-of-War, ride a Commodore.
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Zelenka: Lets go sledding!Comment
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Ronon: So what time does "Days of Our Lives" come one? What, ten thousand years for the transmission? Are you sh*tting me!?! Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?
Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*
*Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.Comment
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