Things they would never ever ever say

[chyron]

Singing...

JACK:
I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night
And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!
Thought it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light

SAM:
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
'Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed
Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed

JACK:
'Cause we were barely dressed
And we were barely dressed
Baby doncha hear my heart
You got it drowning out the radio
I've been waiting so long
For you to come along and have some fun
And I gotta let you know
No you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well I wanna make your motor run
And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise by the dashboard light
You got to do what you can
And let Mother Nature do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
'Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely-
We're gonna go all the way tonight
We're gonna go all the way
And tonight's the night...

CHEVRON GUY OVER A LOUDSPEAKER:
OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here, two
down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth, there's the
windup, and there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him
go. This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really
turning it on now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for
second; the ball is bobbled out in center, and here comes the
throw, and what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first, here he
comes, he's out! No, wait, safe-safe at second base, this kid
really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the
plate, here's the pitch-he's going, and what a jump he's got,
he's trying for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt-safe at
third! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out
there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glances over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted down the third
base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze
play, it's gonna be close, holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

SAM:
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you love me!?
Will you love me forever!?
Do you need me!?
Will you never leave me!?
Will you make me happy for the rest of my life!?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me!?
Will you love me forever!?

JACK:
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

SAM:
I gotta know right now
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
And will you love me forever?

JACK:
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it

SAM:
Will you love me forever?

JACK:
Let me sleep on it

SAM:
Will you love me forever!!!!

JACK:
I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!
So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my life with you!!

JACK:
It was long ago and it was far away
And it was so much better that it is today

SAM (Fading out):
It never felt so good
It never felt so right
And we were glowing like
A metal on the edge of a knife

[the fifth man]

Ba'al to SG-1 : "You know, I think I've always known. I just feel like a woman trapped in a man's body."

[Cherriey]

Walter: Far away from the sandal tree I begin to weep.

[chyron]

Jack to his Rottweiler

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

[Cherriey]

Teal'c: The consumption of replicator blocks is most satisfying.

[Kirath]

Sam is in the engineering assisting the crew of the the British BC304 HMS Victory repair damage after battle with the Ori

Sam: if you name is Brian, why does everyone call you Scotty?

Scotty: I'm from Scotland and I'm the chief engineer of a spaceship. What do you think they're gonna nickname me, Buzz?

[chyron]

NOTE: Seems to me Teyla has said YO! HOMIES or something similar more than once in this thread.

[Tealcfan]

Sam: Hey barkeep i ain't got no money for nothing but can ya hook me up with a cold one?

[stargate barbie]

Teal'c (singing): wwhhooo lives in a pineapple, under the sea?

[TheGater]

Daniel: Kill them all! Hahaha

[Kirath]

Thor: i like big butts and i cannot lie....

[Tealcfan]

Teal'c (singing): wwhhooo lives in a pineapple, under the sea?

Sam(yelling): spongebob squarepants!

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Sam is in the engineering assisting the crew of the the British BC304 HMS Victory repair damage after battle with the Ori

Sam: if you name is Brian, why does everyone call you Scotty?

Scotty: I'm from Scotland and I'm the chief engineer of a spaceship. What do you think they're gonna nickname me, Buzz?

Sam: Heh heh heh... Buzz Lightyear to the rescue! Heh heh, that's good... Oh God. I sound like Lee. AUGH!

[Cherriey]

Dr. Lee: I highly resent that! No decent person would be so insulting to another!

[mother-goose]

Jack after capturing Ba'al : God, my brilliance is becoming a bit of a burden, get back to me...oh no, sorry Ba'al, not u, sorry, i foget about that whole god thing u had going.

Sam: Does this top make me look slutty?
Daniel: erm.....i wouldnt say no....
Mitchell: as my grandma would say...i gotta get me some of that!
Teal'c: colonel carter...damn you got a nice ass for a white chick! i agree with daniel jackson.

Landry: Ah i didnt know they were doing a babes and hunks of the SGC (sarcasm)

Sam, Daniel, Mitchell, Teal'c: ooooooooooo busted