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    Iratus bug: I'll teach you to call me an ankle biter!

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      Mastage: I don't like Daniel he stinks like formaldehyde and dry rot.

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        Ration bar: No! Please! Don't eat me!

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          felagar and Coombs being briefed on the outcome of the space battle between the Alliance forces and the Ori fleet in Camelot

          Coombs: sniffle Its just like Wolf 359 all over again. sniffle hold me Jay.

          Felgar: Coombs, not in front of the Phd's.
          Captain John Sheridan: [practicing his apology for blowing up a Centauri War Cruiser] I apologize. I'm sorry. I'm sorry we had to defend ourselves against an unwarranted attack. I'm sorry that your crew was stupid enough to fire on a station filled with a quarter million civilians, including your own people. And I'm sorry I waited as long as I did before I blew them all straight to hell! As with everything else it's the thought that counts.


          Beta Ray Bill: “ I have battled in the vastness of space and bled in the depths of Hell! Come for me, and you come for death!!!” Omega Flight #5 of 5

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            Any Wraith: I need my retro-virus fix.....NOW!

            "We'll keep the light on for you."

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              Beckett: Someone help me! I've lost my accent and I don't know where to find it!

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                LMAO!

                Kids, remember: Just say no to Wraith emzyne.

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                  jack (to felger): you can have any post you like. seriously, just name it.

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                    Ronon: The wraith deserve a second chance

                    Wraith: I don't need humans i want a cheeseburger

                    McKay: Science smience

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                      Janet (upon being 'Reborn'): I'm a frackin' Cylon!
                      "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

                      I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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                        lol
                        Homer: WHEN PIGS FLY!...
                        (a pig was in a cannon, and got shot accross the town, right were homer can see)

                        Homer: Doh!

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                          Tealç: "Everybody loves Kung Fu fighting....tadadada tada, it's so damn exciting

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                            Anubis: I need a hug.

                            Sig courtesy of RepliCartertje

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                              Originally posted by chyron
                              Janet (upon being 'Reborn'): I'm a frackin' Cylon!
                              Osiris: youre just a broken machine who thinks she's a human
                              Last edited by Tealcfan; 07 March 2006, 03:38 PM.

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                                Originally posted by stargate barbie
                                jack (to felger): you can have any post you like. seriously, just name it.
                                That I could see happening, but only in one of Felger's daydreams.

                                Sig courtesy of RepliCartertje

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