Things they would never ever ever say

[Tiret]

Weir: What about the limes?

[Tealcfan]

Sheppard: (gives McKay a good slap) Pull yourself together, man! Do you want the lemons to see you cry?

they can see me from heaven?

[Cherriey]

they can see me from heaven?

Sheppard: They have ascended and see us even now from their higher plane of lemonistence.

[Tealcfan]

Weir: What about the limes?

They just aren't the same!

[Tealcfan]

Sheppard: They have ascended and see us even now from their higher plane of lemonistence.

McKay: They are now with the ancients may they rest in peace

In Memoriam
-Lemons-

[Cherriey]

McKay: They are now with the ancients may they rest in peace

In Memoriam
-Lemons-

Sheppard: I'm sure they will float in their lemon energy for all eternity.

[Tealcfan]

Sheppard: I'm sure they will float in their lemon energy for all eternity.

McKay: will we keep thinking of things to say about the lemons when we know they have left us? (a.k.a. is the funeral over?)

[Daryl Froggy]

Caldwell: This time lets actually use some tactics instead of shooting blindly and staying in one place.

Weapons Officer: But isn't that against Homeworld Defense regulations sir?

Caldwell: Who cares what those ninnies say this isn't our homeworld we're defending it's Atlantis!

[Cherriey]

Anubis drone: (yawns and stretches) Boy, am I beat!

[Daryl Froggy]

Doci: Man why is it so hot in here?

[Cherriey]

McKay: I've decided to go into the monastic voluntary starvation.

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

Sheppherd: Mmmm... Rations... McKay was right about them! Good eating...

[Cherriey]

Ronon: ... and I bequeath to McKay my gun...

[Tiret]

They just aren't the same!

Teyla: Uh-oh...now you've insulted the limes!

[Tealcfan]

Teyla: Uh-oh...now you've insulted the limes!

McKay: may their rinds rot in... well you know