any wraith: Oh, my, is it time for tea already? My word, dahling, where did you get that dress? It looks so wondahful on you. Now, where did I put those crumpets?
200 posts!!! Yay for me!!
200 posts!!! Yay for me!!
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Gone Fission
"He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."
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*Thor in karaoke*
Thor: Won't you take me to...Funky Town!
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Kinsey: I'd like to apologize for being such a jackass. I'm not going to interfer with the obviously great job you're doing. Oh and Carter, do have plans for Saturday night?"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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carter: well no, but i can't go out with you because teal'c has the biggest crush on you, and i just couldn't do that to him.Originally posted by chyron
Teal'c: *bursts into tears and runs out of the room*Comment
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Kinsey: Is my bisexuality that obvious?Originally posted by stargate barbie
Jack: Its not as obvious as mine."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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daniel: *slaps jack on the arm* you said you weren't bi!Originally posted by chyron
carter: what? buy? buy what? are we going shopping?
jack: ooh let's!Comment
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Carter: Gosh! I've got a booger in my nose the size of Rhode Island! I'm going to need a jack hammer just to break it loose!
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Thor or any Asgard: What is an orgasm?
"We'll keep the light on for you."Comment
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Teal'c: I am merely Bi-curious. Let's go see Brokeback Mountain.Originally posted by stargate barbie
"We'll keep the light on for you."Comment
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Teyla to Ronon: Lets go kick the snot out of McKay for no reason!Comment
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Ronon: But that wouldn't be nice, we shouldn't do that. And Mr. Snufflebear says it's wrong. *Ronon holds up his teddy bear*Originally posted by Cherriey"Che idiota fa una cosa del genere! Gli americani non pensare cose del genere?!"" 'Idiot' and 'American' I think were cognates? I'm going to assume you're not talking about me so we can work together better."Ambassador Isabelle Cooper-Oxford and Lt. Col. Stephen "Steve" Hamrick ~ "Discoveries"
Discover a … New Galaxy
Look for a … New Adventure
Find a … New MythologyComment
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Teyla: *snatches the bear and rips off its head* The bear wouldn't know right from wrong or fun from boring!Originally posted by DragonGateComment
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Ronin: Wahhhhhhh! Mommie! Teyla killed my teddie.Originally posted by Cherriey
Teyla: I do not recall that I was the one wearing my 'teddie'."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Mitchell passes Teal'c in the hallway.
Cam- Hey Dargo!
Teal'c (smacks Mitchell)-Homey don't play that!Comment
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Sheppard and Steve the wraith on Atlantis
Steve: Mmm, this tim tam is to die for, where did you say it was from?
John: Australia
Steve: The land of the Clowns?
John: No just one Clown, Steve Irwin
Steve: I'm not a Clown I'm a wraith you fool! Here I'll prove it!
**Reaches out to wraith John but stops just before contact**
Steve: Oh my god I'm so sorry excuse me
**picks up cell phone and dials**
Steve: Bob? It's me Steve, I nearly did it again! What do I do?
Bob:Just know that I love you Steve, It will all be well
**Hangs up**
Steve: So hows that Weir babe of yours going?
**John just stares in horror**
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