Rodney: Oh, pleeeease can I have Lieutenant Cadman's body back in mine?? She gave such good advice.
Sam: Sorry, sir, I'm going to get a life, now.
Sam: Sorry, sir, I'm going to get a life, now.
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Gone Fission
"He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."
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First One:
Gen. Hammond:
Yes. Thank You Mr President. I'll tell them straightaway, sir!
Damn It! People concentrate.
I've just been informed that IT is being me moved-up and we have less than 48hours left to prepare.......
So...A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.............
Another One:
Gen. Hammond (in his office, on the red phone): Hello, Batman!It's a joke. My way of deflecting attention from my own obvious heroism. You'll get used to it.Comment
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Kavanaugh to Weir: "I wrote this love ballad for you, sweet Elizabeth!"Comment
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T: Indeedily Doodily Gaterinos!
It's a joke. My way of deflecting attention from my own obvious heroism. You'll get used to it.Comment
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Sam: Could someone please explain this post to me?Originally posted by jazz!"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Dr Frasier: Oh *bleep* *bleep*ing *bleep*! *Bleep*-ing *bleep* of *bleep*-ing *bleeps*. *Bleep* the *bleep*-ing *bleep*! I amputated the wrong leg dammit. Maybe he won't notice.Comment
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Walter: Sir, the president is here to see you.
Hammond: WHAT!?! Quick,does my head looks shiny enough?
Walter: Shiny as it's ever been sir.
Hammond: Well, just in case, can you rub some polish on it?
Walter: Will do sir.[sqeak sqeak]"The best way to protect something is to set is free." Merlin
I have a dream. My dream is that all jello is created equal. Whether it be blue,green,or even yellow.
When you have a bad day, just think, that somewhere out there, the bad day gods are laughing their heads off.
Have a stupid good day.Comment
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Weir to Zelenka: "I want your hot monkey love!"
(It's a sixties hippie flashback thingee...never mind...)"You cannot reason with your own heart;
it has it's own laws and beats about things
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Wraith (singing): "Wraith...are missunderstood creatures...."
Wait.....Comment
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Teal'c: Indeed, i to sympathise with the Go'uld.
Wraith: Would you please pass me the gravey?
Tollan: We are offering you all our technology.
Anchient: Sure i'll help you. (they never lend a hand grrrrr)
Daniel: Vala and I are getting married.
Jaffa: I can settle down now, have a family and live in peace.
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hope I'm not duplicating any, cos there's a lot to read through (funny stuff!)
Thor: You got pwned, biatch!
Daniel: Let him die, it's not our problem!
Carter: I'm not working on this friggin reactor thingy on my day off! Let's get wasted!
Kinsey: Jack buddy, wanna go golfing this weekend?
Apothis: Y'know Teal'c, I'm coming to really respect your decision to leave.
Anubis: I am not a god! I just have a really cool cape!
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lol there really funny
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Wraith Hostes: Mr. Wraith, welcome to my hive ship. Hors d'oeuvres are right here. Be certain to watch our for the boys, they're biting tonight. The blondes are particularly tasty."The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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You guys are KILLING me, I can't stop laughing!
Here's a couple of follow-ups:
Carter: Yes.Originally posted by helio9
Jonas: Yep.Originally posted by the fifth man
Carter: (screaming) AGHHH! Kill them! Kill them all!Originally posted by McKay's girl
Daniel: (eagerly) Will do...
Vala: Are you kidding?Originally posted by chyron
Jack: Oh sheesh! Cut it out! You're too nice!Originally posted by -Major Woody
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Fred The Furling: Hello!It's a joke. My way of deflecting attention from my own obvious heroism. You'll get used to it.Comment
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