Things they would never ever ever say

[Commander Jumper]

OMG Ayan that one got me....of course it being 1:16 am..I couldn't laugh out loud.

:I like cheese
: I like cheese
: do you ever stop trying to replace people???
:nope. *Hammond walks by* hey sexy!!!!
: s'cuse me but Cameron dear I know that is the wrong thread and all and that I only call Hammond a sexy beast in "the things you wouldn't want to hear over the SGC intercom" thread but.....HE'S MINE!!!!
: uhhhh WormHoles are sexy!!!
: Don't even try.....

[penguininablender]

OMG Ayan that one got me....of course it being 1:16 am..I couldn't laugh out loud.

:I like cheese
: I like cheese
: do you ever stop trying to replace people???
:nope. *Hammond walks by* hey sexy!!!!
: s'cuse me but Cameron dear I know that is the wrong thread and all and that I only call Hammond a sexy beast in "the things you wouldn't want to hear over the SGC intercom" thread but.....HE'S MINE!!!!
: uhhhh WormHoles are sexy!!!
: Don't even try.....

Nice job bringing in the other thread.


what's up my home skillets?
not much my apple fritta

[Commander Jumper]

Nice job bringing in the other thread.


what's up my home skillets?
not much my apple fritta

I talk like that with one of my friends.....she's always calling me Home Skillet
I call her J-dog......

: people call me speacail
: that's because you are Jonas
: yipee!!! I'm special!!!
: *mutters under breath* yeah special education (my brother says that all the time)

[penguininablender]

I talk like that with one of my friends.....she's always calling me Home Skillet
I call her J-dog......

: people call me speacail
: that's because you are Jonas
: yipee!!! I'm special!!!
: *mutters under breath* yeah special education (my brother says that all the time)

lol, another good response your mom's special

( I have a friend I talk like that with too. I call her apple fritta and she calls me pimp kitty, lol. I forget how we came up with those)

[Commander Jumper]

: your mom goes to college
: does he ever give up
: Flip no
: guess not
: Vote for Pedro....
: guns???
: Gosh
:GUNS!!!
: HA!! I've got a sword!!!
: Daniel isn't that-
:yup that's it!!!
( falls over dead)
: those B*st*ds they killed Cameron
: don't worry he can't stay dead....he's got a 3 year contract with MGM....

[Lilith]

OMG Ayan that one got me....of course it being 1:16 am..I couldn't laugh out loud.

i was originally gonna say "I'm not hungry" but then i remebered he once said "I'm full" so i had to think of something else....

[penguininablender]

: your mom goes to college
: does he ever give up
: Flip no
: guess not
: Vote for Pedro....
: guns???
: Gosh
:GUNS!!!
: HA!! I've got a sword!!!
: Daniel isn't that-
:yup that's it!!!
( falls over dead)
: those B*st*ds they killed Cameron
: don't worry he can't stay dead....he's got a 3 year contract with MGM....

Now one of them needs top do the napoleon dynamite dance

[SG-25CSAR]

I realise that this joke is not fallowing the current thread but I want to try it out so...

HIAL HITLER!!!(Se, they would NEVER EVER ever say that..)
Eurondan: I have a Dream that one day...

I just LOVE Stalin! I want to makeout with him(Got the kreeps wirting that!)

EXTIRMENATE! EXTIRMENATE! EXTIRMENATE! EXTIRMENATE!

(Signing)I'm a little Tea pot short and....

But Weir! I want a pet wraith!!!

Uh...It wasn't my fault!!,...(28 ori ships jump out of hyperspace!!!)TO THE APLHA SITE!!!
I REGRET NOTHING!!!

I WANT MY MOMY!!!!

Uh...Blue jello, Must have it!!

[Syera]

Sheppard: Salut, chef! C'est moi!

OR...

Sheppard: (on comm) Dr. Weir? You're where?

(John notices Weir in a trashcan. She hands him a paper, Sheppard reads it, hands the paper back to Weir, and it explodes.)

Weir: Why do I put up with him?

[josh]

Teal'c: Yes

The Nox: Lets fight

Omac (to anyone on earth): Here, have this 'phase shifter' armband, and we'll chuck in a few ion cannons too? anything else?

[Commander Jumper]

* rises from dead*
: gosh that feels good.....
: you see....he's copying you know Daniel
: i know....Dying and returning from the dead is my trademark....I'm suing from copywrite infringments.
: I'll be your lawyer....to hell with Cameron....he will only follow in others footsteps...I remember when I and Teal'c had once been slaves to such a fad.....if it weren't for Teal'c......your Tau'ri butts would be under the service of Apophis
: I AM YOUR GOD!!!!! CAMPOPHIS!!!MUAHAHAHAHA *Does Naploen Dance(by high request)*

[Daryl Froggy]

Ori: this is getting ridiculous lets just call off the lowers and go back to loathing each other from afar.

Ancients: No this must end now!

[Cherriey]

McKay: Time to take up my first and only true love... carpentry!

[sg-daniel]

landry: dr. jackson how was your shopping trip with vala?
daniel: ohh it was so fabulous! you should see the dress she bought its amazing. we go next week again
landry: oh, can i join you?
daniel: sure, the more the merrier

[andromeda_fate]

Sheppard: (Pointing gun at Wraith) You killed Colonel Sumner!!!!

Wraith: No John. I am Colonel Sumner.

Sheppard: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!