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    Originally posted by Cherriey
    ... you feel panicked when you loan out your boxed DVD sets.
    ...you NEVER loan out your DVD's and you have them insured by Lloyd's of London, not to mention that you have your pet dog Fluffy guarding them.
    "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

    I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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      Originally posted by Cherriey
      ... you accidentally rip the outside of one of your boxes and sob about it for a week.
      *Gasping in shock* Tell me it isn't so????
      "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

      I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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        when you insist to rename the street you live in to "1st Stargate Universe"

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          ...you start taking trips to the mountains scouting for one that's just the right size.
          "The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.

          I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.

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            ...reading this thread you have either done it, planning on doing it or think its a really good idea

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              ...you read every post that is in this thread after posting in it, so i read it 100 times already ... my eyes hurt

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                Originally posted by chyron
                *Gasping in shock* Tell me it isn't so????
                *whimpers* Season seven! A disc of bonuses and a preview to SGA was attatched on the outside. I ALMOST had it off fine! *begins to cry hysterically*

                ... split milk isn't what you cry over.

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                  There were only a couple small things you wanted when your grandparents went to Egypt, just to stow away, get a comprensive guide to The Book of the dead, to get leasons to learn how to read it, and to get it in its original unaltered state. Is this too much to ask?

                  But, you missed the flight, and only got a bookmark, an UNFINISHED picture, and something from somewhere else!!!

                  I really didn't think it was too hard to understand....

                  Oh well... they WILL take me somewhere when I graduate, so Maybe I'll have the take me there, or Mexico (or where ever it was where Hathor's Sarcoughagus was found)....
                  Spoiler:
                  Before you met me I was a fairy princess
                  I caught frogs and called them prince
                  And made myself a queen
                  Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
                  I slept in castles and fell in love
                  Because I was taught to dream

                  I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
                  To capture tinkerbell
                  They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
                  But I could always tell

                  I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
                  And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
                  And anything I can to get by
                  And fireflies...

                  "What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who

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                    ... you have your bed custom made to resemble a sarcophogus... mechanics and all.

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                      Originally posted by Cherriey
                      ... you have your bed custom made to resemble a sarcophogus... mechanics and all.
                      Does it close too? cause if it does, that says something....
                      Spoiler:
                      Before you met me I was a fairy princess
                      I caught frogs and called them prince
                      And made myself a queen
                      Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
                      I slept in castles and fell in love
                      Because I was taught to dream

                      I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
                      To capture tinkerbell
                      They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
                      But I could always tell

                      I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
                      And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
                      And anything I can to get by
                      And fireflies...

                      "What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who

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                        Originally posted by Gatemage
                        Does it close too? cause if it does, that says something....
                        What did you think the mechanics meant? =0)

                        ... your couches are replaced with infirmery beds.

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                          Originally posted by Cherriey
                          What did you think the mechanics meant? =0)

                          ... your couches are replaced with infirmery beds.
                          sorry.

                          You start to think that your friend’s name needs to be legally changed to Daniel, because their name is Dylan Jackson…

                          Did I already post this, because I think about this every day. when ever my brother visits Dylan it comes to my mind.
                          Spoiler:
                          Before you met me I was a fairy princess
                          I caught frogs and called them prince
                          And made myself a queen
                          Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
                          I slept in castles and fell in love
                          Because I was taught to dream

                          I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
                          To capture tinkerbell
                          They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
                          But I could always tell

                          I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
                          And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
                          And anything I can to get by
                          And fireflies...

                          "What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who

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                            ... you discover that someone you know has been cloned but no one will believe you!

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                              Decide that you need to change your name to the name of one of the characters…
                              Spoiler:
                              Before you met me I was a fairy princess
                              I caught frogs and called them prince
                              And made myself a queen
                              Before you knew me I traveled 'round the world
                              I slept in castles and fell in love
                              Because I was taught to dream

                              I found mayonnaise bottles and poked holes on top
                              To capture tinkerbell
                              They were just fireflies to the untrained eye
                              But I could always tell

                              I believe in fairytales and dreamers dreams like bed sheet sails
                              And I believe in Peter Pan and miracles
                              And anything I can to get by
                              And fireflies...

                              "What's the point of being grown-up if you can't act childish sometimes?" -- Doctor Who

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                                NORAD has kicked you out.... more than once, and have a file on you.
                                Tired of sharing your life with a creature that has the mind of a snake and wishes to enslave you and your people? Wish you could just once live symbiote free? Wonder why you can't enjoy long walks on the beach and religion free war?

                                Then TRITONEN! may be right for you!*

                                *Side effects may include loss of sleep, dry, itchy pouch, severe loneliness, and possible torture at the hands of a System Lord. In rare cases, Tritonen can lead to death. Consult with your First Prime before using.

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