You Know You're A Gate Head When...

[AncientKnowledge]

You paint all the phones in your house red just to pick up and say "Yes Mr. President".(lol)

[AncientKnowledge]

You start to sound like your favourite character.(Fer' Cryin' out loud!)

[AncientKnowledge]

You insist in having an apostrophe in your name.

[AncientKnowledge]

You constantly carry a TER and do "sweeps" of your house to detect any Reetou.(ROTFLMAO)

[zinch]

when u draw earths point of origin in wet cement

[Matt G]

You replace your touch tone phone with an old rotary phone and loudly inform every one when each 'chevron' has locked. (lol....."I can see it now!"....Cheveron 1 encoded!)

Are such things even available now? I don't think even my grandparents have them any more.

[./freelancer]

You paint all the phones in your house red just to pick up and say "Yes Mr. President".(lol)

Great, now I want a red phone.
*looks around in room, searching for red paint*
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..when you get a computer with three lcd screens just to have them showing the idle gate program thingy 24/7.
..when you pay someone to say "Chevron # locked" everytime you dial your phone.
..when you pay someone to make a phone that says "Chevron # locked" everytime you dial.

[AncientKnowledge]

Great, now I want a red phone.
*looks around in room, searching for red paint*
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..when you get a computer with three lcd screens just to have them showing the idle gate program thingy 24/7.
..when you pay someone to say "Chevron # locked" everytime you dial your phone.
..when you pay someone to make a phone that says "Chevron # locked" everytime you dial.

(lol).... I totally would pay someone to do that!!!! (Oh and by the way....I LOVE FREELANCER!)

[mazzmatazz]

..when you get a computer with three lcd screens just to have them showing the idle gate program thingy 24/7.

I have two screens showing that. For shame.

[DelTrax1]

When the only site you look at every day is Gateworld. And you can't find another site to look at that you like as much. And when you go to sleep dreaming of Stargate. Dam....I live in a weird world.

[twiggy]

you google stargate forums and aren't suprised when 702,000 replies show up.

[6thMonolith]

When you can name an episode after only seeing the first thirty seconds of it.

[TechnoWraith]

When you can name an episode after only seeing the first thirty seconds of it.

Doesn't the episode title appear 30 seconds into the episode?

[6thMonolith]

Eh, fifteen seconds?

[iLemon]

When the only site you look at every day is Gateworld. And you can't find another site to look at that you like as much. And when you go to sleep dreaming of Stargate. Dam....I live in a weird world.

lol!! *points to self* I do that too!!! But only cause theres not many other sites out there better than GW!

Eh, fifteen seconds?

When you know stuff like this