You Know You're A Gate Head When...

[Lilith]

lol! of course!! after all high school teens need to watch more educational shows

[idlewild202]

My class is Development of Civilization, and so one of the FIRST topics is Ancient Egypt and it's development I'm lovin this!! (I'm a huge history buff anyway!)

[General David Niemi]

YKYAGHW... you're eating chicken and you ask. "Is this lemon chicken?" Just to be like Mckay.

I didn't like that one much.

[Captain Chaap]

YKYAGHW you're knowledge of ancient mythos, lore, and culture is greater than your history professor's

YKYAGHW Your knowledge of Zero-point energy, Physics, and Wormholes rivals that of your Science teacher.

[Schrodinger's Cat]

YKYAGHW you wonder who leaked information about the stargate to Marvel Comics.

(see The Uncanny X-Men #105-108)

[Bekki]

YKYAGHW you spend over three hours trying to explain to your physics-genius brother that the phrase Entropic Cascade Failure actually makes sense

...and when you come to the awful conclusion that he was right, you keep arguing.

[Schrodinger's Cat]

YKYAGHW you spend over three hours trying to explain to your physics-genius brother that the phrase Entropic Cascade Failure actually makes sense

These fake definitions should sound scientific enough:

• Entropic Cascade Failure: The state of an Entropic Cascade after ceasing to be stable. During Entropic Cascade Failure, the most recently added of the conflicting Entropic units will begin to separate from the Entropic Cascade, causing it to enter a state of quantum flux.
• Entropic Cascade: The force that binds Entropic units together. An Entropic Cascade can not contain more than one Entropic unit with the same point of origin without becoming instable.

[Lilith]

here's another one:

Laws of the universe state that the same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Entropy is excellerated when an alternate version of the same matter is brought into close proximity. This does not include copies, replicas, and clones, because these such items are made from different moecular matter despite being the same object. Bringing the the same molecular matter within proximity will severely deteriote both matters at an accelerated rate. The "original," which is metaphysically tied to that point in both time and space, will have a slightly more stable molecular bond, whereas the "alternate" will experience molecular degeneration at an alarmingly increased speed. As the entropy of the same-matter objects increases, the matter will attepmt to bond unto itself. When this process fails, it is known as Entropic Cascade Failure.

[General David Niemi]

These fake definitions should sound scientific enough:

• Entropic Cascade Failure: The state of an Entropic Cascade after ceasing to be stable. During Entropic Cascade Failure, the most recently added of the conflicting Entropic units will begin to separate from the Entropic Cascade, causing it to enter a state of quantum flux.
• Entropic Cascade: The force that binds Entropic units together. An Entropic Cascade can not contain more than one Entropic unit with the same point of origin without becoming instable.

here's another one:

Laws of the universe state that the same matter cannot occupy the same space at the same time. Entropy is excellerated when an alternate version of the same matter is brought into close proximity. This does not include copies, replicas, and clones, because these such items are made from different moecular matter despite being the same object. Bringing the the same molecular matter within proximity will severely deteriote both matters at an accelerated rate. The "original," which is metaphysically tied to that point in both time and space, will have a slightly more stable molecular bond, whereas the "alternate" will experience molecular degeneration at an alarmingly increased speed. As the entropy of the same-matter objects increases, the matter will attepmt to bond unto itself. When this process fails, it is known as Entropic Cascade Failure.

*Scratches head* What? *Falls over*

[Lilith]

that first line in mine is actually a time cop referance.... not bad for off the top on my head in 60 seconds

[idlewild202]

YKYAGHW... you're eating chicken and you ask. "Is this lemon chicken?" Just to be like Mckay.

.......my mom makes orange/lemon chicken.

Rather good stuff.

[Morgan le Fay]

YKYAGHW...

You end up with the most hated substitute teacher in the school as your P.E. teacher, you tell your friend, "I'm going crazy, and I'm taking you with me!"

[Lilith]

YKYAGHW you can use an old post on here that you wrote, for a critical thinking assignment.... the assignment was to find an arguement and break it down into Premises and Conclusion.... i used my first paragraph from this post

http://forum.gateworld.net/showpost....5&postcount=20

re-written for grammars sake, of course, and my assignment includes a screen cap so my professor knows where it's from

[chyron]

...you actually feel quite distraught while dreaming that you logged on to gateworld.net and saw that three different people gave you RED.

(last night)

[General David Niemi]

YKYAGHW, instead of counting sheep. You count chevrons.