His all-purpose "Get Out of Death Free" card:
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His collection of autographed System Lord Action Figures™
The first draft of his original screenplay, "I Married a Goa'uld"
A first edition of "Latin for the Novice" by Joseph Mallozzi
A box of Kleenex
A copy of "Kree! Learn to Speak Goa'uld"
Antihistimines
Goldfish food
An extra pair of glasses
A green bandana
Energy bar
A bouncy ball (it rolls better than screwed up paper)
A notebook with pictures and videos...from his camera
his camcorder
"Getting Buff: The Nerd Edition"
An iPod with only one song: "You can't Always Get What You Want" by the Rolling Stones.
A copy of "The Ascended Beings Rulebook"
... with a few pages torn out
A picture of Sha're
An eyebrow comb
The list of valid Gate Addresses
Archeology Tools
How to Impersonate a Lotar Manual
An Unas Bone necklace to ward off symboites
A little black book containing the names of all the off-world gals who've fallen for him
An ancient respository of Knowledge.
An apostrophe
A copy of Budge, in case he needs a laugh
*the* sweater (Oma tossed it back after he deascended)
A VIP card for Luxor hotel and casino
A copy of "Good Friend or Amateur Psychologist?"
An emergency pack of Kona Coffee beans
.....and a sixpack of self-heating instant coffee cans (they *do* exist!)
floppy hat
MRE that doesn't taste like chicken
(stuck to above) Note to self: Don't get the chicken MREs
a knife and a gun - "other" archeological tools
A dart board with Kinsey's face on it
a copy of How to Work with Smart Asses that out rank you
A toga!! you never know then the need shall arise
An eyeglass maintenance kit, so that his glasses don't get unscrewed.
A letter from Jonas Quinn, apologizing for taking his stuff for a time.
Some Ascention Plane hand towels
Note to self: If a woman is interested in me she is evil or will shortly become evil. Avoid at all costs.
Saline Solution
a pooper scooper (for his contact lenses)
Another book : "How to open ziggurat doors as well as a priest of Marduk"
Note from Shrink testifying that he is not insane (it's just a Goa'uld killing device, really)
That handy little Tok'ra communication thingy that he used in TDYK and Summit
Letter of Suspension: Ascendeds R Us
Manual: Quick Answers to Jack's Questions
sesaons 1-7 on dvd
Oma's waffles
Another book titled "How to fit all my crap into my backpack'
Get out of death free card
A jar of peanut butter
(smooth or crunchy though?)
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His collection of autographed System Lord Action Figures™
The first draft of his original screenplay, "I Married a Goa'uld"
A first edition of "Latin for the Novice" by Joseph Mallozzi
A box of Kleenex
A copy of "Kree! Learn to Speak Goa'uld"
Antihistimines
Goldfish food
An extra pair of glasses
A green bandana
Energy bar
A bouncy ball (it rolls better than screwed up paper)
A notebook with pictures and videos...from his camera
his camcorder
"Getting Buff: The Nerd Edition"
An iPod with only one song: "You can't Always Get What You Want" by the Rolling Stones.
A copy of "The Ascended Beings Rulebook"
... with a few pages torn out
A picture of Sha're
An eyebrow comb
The list of valid Gate Addresses
Archeology Tools
How to Impersonate a Lotar Manual
An Unas Bone necklace to ward off symboites
A little black book containing the names of all the off-world gals who've fallen for him
An ancient respository of Knowledge.
An apostrophe
A copy of Budge, in case he needs a laugh
*the* sweater (Oma tossed it back after he deascended)
A VIP card for Luxor hotel and casino
A copy of "Good Friend or Amateur Psychologist?"
An emergency pack of Kona Coffee beans
.....and a sixpack of self-heating instant coffee cans (they *do* exist!)
floppy hat
MRE that doesn't taste like chicken
(stuck to above) Note to self: Don't get the chicken MREs
a knife and a gun - "other" archeological tools
A dart board with Kinsey's face on it
a copy of How to Work with Smart Asses that out rank you
A toga!! you never know then the need shall arise
An eyeglass maintenance kit, so that his glasses don't get unscrewed.
A letter from Jonas Quinn, apologizing for taking his stuff for a time.
Some Ascention Plane hand towels
Note to self: If a woman is interested in me she is evil or will shortly become evil. Avoid at all costs.
Saline Solution
a pooper scooper (for his contact lenses)
Another book : "How to open ziggurat doors as well as a priest of Marduk"
Note from Shrink testifying that he is not insane (it's just a Goa'uld killing device, really)
That handy little Tok'ra communication thingy that he used in TDYK and Summit
Letter of Suspension: Ascendeds R Us
Manual: Quick Answers to Jack's Questions
sesaons 1-7 on dvd
Oma's waffles
Another book titled "How to fit all my crap into my backpack'
Get out of death free card
A jar of peanut butter (smooth or crunchy though?)
A signed photo of James Spader
Bring Back Heru-ur!Comment
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His collection of autographed System Lord Action Figures™
The first draft of his original screenplay, "I Married a Goa'uld"
A first edition of "Latin for the Novice" by Joseph Mallozzi
A box of Kleenex
A copy of "Kree! Learn to Speak Goa'uld"
Antihistimines
Goldfish food
An extra pair of glasses
A green bandana
Energy bar
A bouncy ball (it rolls better than screwed up paper)
A notebook with pictures and videos...from his camera
his camcorder
"Getting Buff: The Nerd Edition"
An iPod with only one song: "You can't Always Get What You Want" by the Rolling Stones.
A copy of "The Ascended Beings Rulebook"
... with a few pages torn out
A picture of Sha're
An eyebrow comb
The list of valid Gate Addresses
Archeology Tools
How to Impersonate a Lotar Manual
An Unas Bone necklace to ward off symboites
A little black book containing the names of all the off-world gals who've fallen for him
An ancient respository of Knowledge.
An apostrophe
A copy of Budge, in case he needs a laugh
*the* sweater (Oma tossed it back after he deascended)
A VIP card for Luxor hotel and casino
A copy of "Good Friend or Amateur Psychologist?"
An emergency pack of Kona Coffee beans
.....and a sixpack of self-heating instant coffee cans (they *do* exist!)
floppy hat
MRE that doesn't taste like chicken
(stuck to above) Note to self: Don't get the chicken MREs
a knife and a gun - "other" archeological tools
A dart board with Kinsey's face on it
a copy of How to Work with Smart Asses that out rank you
A toga!! you never know then the need shall arise
An eyeglass maintenance kit, so that his glasses don't get unscrewed.
A letter from Jonas Quinn, apologizing for taking his stuff for a time.
Some Ascention Plane hand towels
Note to self: If a woman is interested in me she is evil or will shortly become evil. Avoid at all costs.
Saline Solution
a pooper scooper (for his contact lenses)
Another book : "How to open ziggurat doors as well as a priest of Marduk"
Note from Shrink testifying that he is not insane (it's just a Goa'uld killing device, really)
That handy little Tok'ra communication thingy that he used in TDYK and Summit
Letter of Suspension: Ascendeds R Us
Manual: Quick Answers to Jack's Questions
sesaons 1-7 on dvd
Oma's waffles
Another book titled "How to fit all my crap into my backpack'
Get out of death free card
A jar of peanut butter (smooth or crunchy though?)
A signed photo of James Spader
Chocolate walnut cookies!
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His collection of autographed System Lord Action Figures™
The first draft of his original screenplay, "I Married a Goa'uld"
A first edition of "Latin for the Novice" by Joseph Mallozzi
A box of Kleenex
A copy of "Kree! Learn to Speak Goa'uld"
Antihistimines
Goldfish food
An extra pair of glasses
A green bandana
Energy bar
A bouncy ball (it rolls better than screwed up paper)
A notebook with pictures and videos...from his camera
his camcorder
"Getting Buff: The Nerd Edition"
An iPod with only one song: "You can't Always Get What You Want" by the Rolling Stones.
A copy of "The Ascended Beings Rulebook"
... with a few pages torn out
A picture of Sha're
An eyebrow comb
The list of valid Gate Addresses
Archeology Tools
How to Impersonate a Lotar Manual
An Unas Bone necklace to ward off symboites
A little black book containing the names of all the off-world gals who've fallen for him
An ancient respository of Knowledge.
An apostrophe
A copy of Budge, in case he needs a laugh
*the* sweater (Oma tossed it back after he deascended)
A VIP card for Luxor hotel and casino
A copy of "Good Friend or Amateur Psychologist?"
An emergency pack of Kona Coffee beans
.....and a sixpack of self-heating instant coffee cans (they *do* exist!)
floppy hat
MRE that doesn't taste like chicken
(stuck to above) Note to self: Don't get the chicken MREs
a knife and a gun - "other" archeological tools
A dart board with Kinsey's face on it
a copy of How to Work with Smart Asses that out rank you
A toga!! you never know then the need shall arise
An eyeglass maintenance kit, so that his glasses don't get unscrewed.
A letter from Jonas Quinn, apologizing for taking his stuff for a time.
Some Ascention Plane hand towels
Note to self: If a woman is interested in me she is evil or will shortly become evil. Avoid at all costs.
Saline Solution
a pooper scooper (for his contact lenses)
Another book : "How to open ziggurat doors as well as a priest of Marduk"
Note from Shrink testifying that he is not insane (it's just a Goa'uld killing device, really)
That handy little Tok'ra communication thingy that he used in TDYK and Summit
Letter of Suspension: Ascendeds R Us
Manual: Quick Answers to Jack's Questions
sesaons 1-7 on dvd
Oma's waffles
Another book titled "How to fit all my crap into my backpack'
Get out of death free card
A jar of peanut butter (smooth or crunchy though?)
A signed photo of James Spader
Chocolate walnut cookies!
Clean underwear
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His collection of autographed System Lord Action Figures™
The first draft of his original screenplay, "I Married a Goa'uld"
A first edition of "Latin for the Novice" by Joseph Mallozzi
A box of Kleenex
A copy of "Kree! Learn to Speak Goa'uld"
Antihistimines
Goldfish food
An extra pair of glasses
A green bandana
Energy bar
A bouncy ball (it rolls better than screwed up paper)
A notebook with pictures and videos...from his camera
his camcorder
"Getting Buff: The Nerd Edition"
An iPod with only one song: "You can't Always Get What You Want" by the Rolling Stones.
A copy of "The Ascended Beings Rulebook"
... with a few pages torn out
A picture of Sha're
An eyebrow comb
The list of valid Gate Addresses
Archeology Tools
How to Impersonate a Lotar Manual
An Unas Bone necklace to ward off symboites
A little black book containing the names of all the off-world gals who've fallen for him
An ancient respository of Knowledge.
An apostrophe
A copy of Budge, in case he needs a laugh
*the* sweater (Oma tossed it back after he deascended)
A VIP card for Luxor hotel and casino
A copy of "Good Friend or Amateur Psychologist?"
An emergency pack of Kona Coffee beans
.....and a sixpack of self-heating instant coffee cans (they *do* exist!)
floppy hat
MRE that doesn't taste like chicken
(stuck to above) Note to self: Don't get the chicken MREs
a knife and a gun - "other" archeological tools
A dart board with Kinsey's face on it
a copy of How to Work with Smart Asses that out rank you
A toga!! you never know then the need shall arise
An eyeglass maintenance kit, so that his glasses don't get unscrewed.
A letter from Jonas Quinn, apologizing for taking his stuff for a time.
Some Ascention Plane hand towels
Note to self: If a woman is interested in me she is evil or will shortly become evil. Avoid at all costs.
Saline Solution
a pooper scooper (for his contact lenses)
Another book : "How to open ziggurat doors as well as a priest of Marduk"
Note from Shrink testifying that he is not insane (it's just a Goa'uld killing device, really)
That handy little Tok'ra communication thingy that he used in TDYK and Summit
Letter of Suspension: Ascendeds R Us
Manual: Quick Answers to Jack's Questions
sesaons 1-7 on dvd
Oma's waffles
Another book titled "How to fit all my crap into my backpack'
Get out of death free card
A jar of peanut butter (smooth or crunchy though?)
A signed photo of James Spader
Chocolate walnut cookies!
Clean underwear
A bullwhip (he decided to bring it along for a change.)
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Container of Jello -Blue Rasberry if availible.Originally posted by Macharius0
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His collection of autographed System Lord Action Figures™
The first draft of his original screenplay, "I Married a Goa'uld"
A first edition of "Latin for the Novice" by Joseph Mallozzi
A box of Kleenex
A copy of "Kree! Learn to Speak Goa'uld"
Antihistimines
Goldfish food
An extra pair of glasses
A green bandana
Energy bar
A bouncy ball (it rolls better than screwed up paper)
A notebook with pictures and videos...from his camera
his camcorder
"Getting Buff: The Nerd Edition"
An iPod with only one song: "You can't Always Get What You Want" by the Rolling Stones.
A copy of "The Ascended Beings Rulebook"
... with a few pages torn out
A picture of Sha're
An eyebrow comb
The list of valid Gate Addresses
Archeology Tools
How to Impersonate a Lotar Manual
An Unas Bone necklace to ward off symboites
A little black book containing the names of all the off-world gals who've fallen for him
An ancient respository of Knowledge.
An apostrophe
A copy of Budge, in case he needs a laugh
*the* sweater (Oma tossed it back after he deascended)
A VIP card for Luxor hotel and casino
A copy of "Good Friend or Amateur Psychologist?"
An emergency pack of Kona Coffee beans
.....and a sixpack of self-heating instant coffee cans (they *do* exist!)
floppy hat
MRE that doesn't taste like chicken
(stuck to above) Note to self: Don't get the chicken MREs
a knife and a gun - "other" archeological tools
A dart board with Kinsey's face on it
a copy of How to Work with Smart Asses that out rank you
A toga!! you never know then the need shall arise
An eyeglass maintenance kit, so that his glasses don't get unscrewed.
A letter from Jonas Quinn, apologizing for taking his stuff for a time.
Some Ascention Plane hand towels
Note to self: If a woman is interested in me she is evil or will shortly become evil. Avoid at all costs.
Saline Solution
a pooper scooper (for his contact lenses)
Another book : "How to open ziggurat doors as well as a priest of Marduk"
Note from Shrink testifying that he is not insane (it's just a Goa'uld killing device, really)
That handy little Tok'ra communication thingy that he used in TDYK and Summit
Letter of Suspension: Ascendeds R Us
Manual: Quick Answers to Jack's Questions
sesaons 1-7 on dvd
Oma's waffles
Another book titled "How to fit all my crap into my backpack'
Get out of death free card
A jar of peanut butter (smooth or crunchy though?)
A signed photo of James Spader
Chocolate walnut cookies!
Clean underwear
A bullwhip (he decided to bring it along for a change.)
Container of Jello -Blue Rasberry if availible.
A picture of me, *GateWarrior*, with his kissy marks all over it!
...(Sorry girls, I got to it first.)(Guys: I know, I know... "another hussy!". I've made my peace with it.).Comment
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His collection of autographed System Lord Action Figures™
The first draft of his original screenplay, "I Married a Goa'uld"
A first edition of "Latin for the Novice" by Joseph Mallozzi
A box of Kleenex
A copy of "Kree! Learn to Speak Goa'uld"
Antihistimines
Goldfish food
An extra pair of glasses
A green bandana
Energy bar
A bouncy ball (it rolls better than screwed up paper)
A notebook with pictures and videos...from his camera
his camcorder
"Getting Buff: The Nerd Edition"
An iPod with only one song: "You can't Always Get What You Want" by the Rolling Stones.
A copy of "The Ascended Beings Rulebook"
... with a few pages torn out
A picture of Sha're
An eyebrow comb
The list of valid Gate Addresses
Archeology Tools
How to Impersonate a Lotar Manual
An Unas Bone necklace to ward off symboites
A little black book containing the names of all the off-world gals who've fallen for him
An ancient respository of Knowledge.
An apostrophe
A copy of Budge, in case he needs a laugh
*the* sweater (Oma tossed it back after he deascended)
A VIP card for Luxor hotel and casino
A copy of "Good Friend or Amateur Psychologist?"
An emergency pack of Kona Coffee beans
.....and a sixpack of self-heating instant coffee cans (they *do* exist!)
floppy hat
MRE that doesn't taste like chicken
(stuck to above) Note to self: Don't get the chicken MREs
a knife and a gun - "other" archeological tools
A dart board with Kinsey's face on it
a copy of How to Work with Smart Asses that out rank you
A toga!! you never know then the need shall arise
An eyeglass maintenance kit, so that his glasses don't get unscrewed.
A letter from Jonas Quinn, apologizing for taking his stuff for a time.
Some Ascention Plane hand towels
Note to self: If a woman is interested in me she is evil or will shortly become evil. Avoid at all costs.
Saline Solution
a pooper scooper (for his contact lenses)
Another book : "How to open ziggurat doors as well as a priest of Marduk"
Note from Shrink testifying that he is not insane (it's just a Goa'uld killing device, really)
That handy little Tok'ra communication thingy that he used in TDYK and Summit
Letter of Suspension: Ascendeds R Us
Manual: Quick Answers to Jack's Questions
sesaons 1-7 on dvd
Oma's waffles
Another book titled "How to fit all my crap into my backpack'
Get out of death free card
A jar of peanut butter (smooth or crunchy though?)
A signed photo of James Spader
Chocolate walnut cookies!
Clean underwear
A bullwhip (he decided to bring it along for a change.)
Container of Jello -Blue Rasberry if availible.
A picture of me, *GateWarrior*, with his kissy marks all over it!
...(Sorry girls, I got to it first.)(Guys: I know, I know... "another hussy!". I've made my peace with it.).
An Ice pack (so he can cool down after seeing Gate Warrior's picture)Comment
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Originally posted by ReefgirlNo need to copy this everyone:
ROFL!!! Reefgirl... Thanks for the laugh. I needed it!
Sorry guys, I'll try not to do that again. *runs away...giggling*Comment
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Glad you approve
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Get your facts straight the title is 'How to mary a Goa'uld for Dummies"
Originally posted by Macharius0"The Clarke Postulate - One's ability to correctly explain advanced theoretical thermodynamics as applied to string theory within a fictional context is directly related to one's ability to cook the perfect lemon chicken with mushrooms in a nice garlic butter sauce. While some use this unexpected correlation as proof of intelligent design, I believe that its all about the person's choice of mushrooms.
I also believe that there is a tear developing in the space-time continuum which if left uncheck will allow Microsoft to become a world power. I suspect that unless we all download Firefox 3 on the same day, thus sealing the tear, that life as we know it may be over and children will have their teddy bears and blankets ripped mercilessly from their arms.Comment
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Ummm, okay. Don't know why you quoted me though, I never posted that, just quoted the post the last guy made.Originally posted by chyron
BTW, mary is spelled "marry".
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His collection of autographed System Lord Action Figures™
The first draft of his original screenplay, "I Married a Goa'uld"
A first edition of "Latin for the Novice" by Joseph Mallozzi
A box of Kleenex
A copy of "Kree! Learn to Speak Goa'uld"
Antihistimines
Goldfish food
An extra pair of glasses
A green bandana
Energy bar
A bouncy ball (it rolls better than screwed up paper)
A notebook with pictures and videos...from his camera
his camcorder
"Getting Buff: The Nerd Edition"
An iPod with only one song: "You can't Always Get What You Want" by the Rolling Stones.
A copy of "The Ascended Beings Rulebook"
... with a few pages torn out
A picture of Sha're
An eyebrow comb
The list of valid Gate Addresses
Archeology Tools
How to Impersonate a Lotar Manual
An Unas Bone necklace to ward off symboites
A little black book containing the names of all the off-world gals who've fallen for him
An ancient respository of Knowledge.
An apostrophe
A copy of Budge, in case he needs a laugh
*the* sweater (Oma tossed it back after he deascended)
A VIP card for Luxor hotel and casino
A copy of "Good Friend or Amateur Psychologist?"
An emergency pack of Kona Coffee beans
.....and a sixpack of self-heating instant coffee cans (they *do* exist!)
floppy hat
MRE that doesn't taste like chicken
(stuck to above) Note to self: Don't get the chicken MREs
a knife and a gun - "other" archeological tools
A dart board with Kinsey's face on it
a copy of How to Work with Smart Asses that out rank you
A toga!! you never know then the need shall arise
An eyeglass maintenance kit, so that his glasses don't get unscrewed.
A letter from Jonas Quinn, apologizing for taking his stuff for a time.
Some Ascention Plane hand towels
Note to self: If a woman is interested in me she is evil or will shortly become evil. Avoid at all costs.
Saline Solution
a pooper scooper (for his contact lenses)
Another book : "How to open ziggurat doors as well as a priest of Marduk"
Note from Shrink testifying that he is not insane (it's just a Goa'uld killing device, really)
That handy little Tok'ra communication thingy that he used in TDYK and Summit
Letter of Suspension: Ascendeds R Us
Manual: Quick Answers to Jack's Questions
sesaons 1-7 on dvd
Oma's waffles
Another book titled "How to fit all my crap into my backpack'
Get out of death free card
A jar of peanut butter (smooth or crunchy though?)
A signed photo of James Spader
Chocolate walnut cookies!
Clean underwear
A bullwhip (he decided to bring it along for a change.)
Container of Jello -Blue Rasberry if availible.
A picture of GateWarrior, with his kissy marks all over it!
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
A Picture of Vala to throw darts at!Comment
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