Continuing Stargate

[puddlejumperOZ]

OMG, where've you kids been. Firstly, I don't believe any of you, if you claim to have consumed a lot of alcohol and not gotten drunk. Even the hardiest of human physiology, will succumb to the affects of alcohol in their blood after a given time, usually about 2 hours heavy drinking. You must have all been knocking back lites!
From an old warhorse (check my profile), don't lie to the Chief of the Deck, he can see (and smell) straight through you. Now all of you, fess up...I certainly will.
Hong Kong, 1969, as an 18 y.o sailor, in a sleezy bar, 5 older sailors decide it would be fun to see how much the 18 y.o could consume. Everything from beer, to Schnaps and all in between. Hell, I was, drunk, sick and angry for a month. And the rest of my resume' don't look that good either after 35 years in the service of Her Majesty.

[Jeffala]

Hong Kong, 1969, as an 18 y.o sailor, in a sleezy bar, 5 older sailors decide it would be fun to see how much the 18 y.o could consume. Everything from beer, to Schnaps and all in between. Hell, I was, drunk, sick and angry for a month. And the rest of my resume' don't look that good either after 35 years in the service of Her Majesty.

After my first time, I said, loudly, "NEVER AGAIN!" I kept that promise for about 5 months so that's pretty good.

[puddlejumperOZ]

After my first time, I said, loudly, "NEVER AGAIN!" I kept that promise for about 5 months so that's pretty good.

That's a promise very difficult to keep! (Especially in the Forces, more so with the Navy, sailors world-wide love their booze, and I hate the stuff!)

[Rudy Pena]

its impossible NOT to get drunk from drinking.

so you probably drank some, felt a bit strange and stopped.

drunk is when you wake up and people start telling you did stuff you can not remember. THAT is really being drunk.

though i've never been drunk either. and not planning to become drunk

Most of the time when I was drunk, I woke up not remembering certain things I did.

OMG, where've you kids been. Firstly, I don't believe any of you, if you claim to have consumed a lot of alcohol and not gotten drunk. Even the hardiest of human physiology, will succumb to the affects of alcohol in their blood after a given time, usually about 2 hours heavy drinking. You must have all been knocking back lites!
From an old warhorse (check my profile), don't lie to the Chief of the Deck, he can see (and smell) straight through you. Now all of you, fess up...I certainly will.
Hong Kong, 1969, as an 18 y.o sailor, in a sleezy bar, 5 older sailors decide it would be fun to see how much the 18 y.o could consume. Everything from beer, to Schnaps and all in between. Hell, I was, drunk, sick and angry for a month. And the rest of my resume' don't look that good either after 35 years in the service of Her Majesty.

lol, wow


Back in Aug of last year, My friend you lived right next to me let me come into his room and get some alcohol from his freezer. I got a whole bottle of Absolut Raspberry and a 1in or more left in a bottle of Canadian Mist. I was so drunk, that I went from my third floor room all the way down, then to a few stack over to see what other friend was doing. I was in my shirt and boxers only, I guess I was loud cause a these 2 guys who at the time was in a different platoon then me, came out of their room to see what was going on and they saw me there. They made me/escorted my back to my room and if I didnt go with them they were going to my Sgt. As we got to the third floor I jumped off, but they catched my before I fell. They pulled my back up and took me to my room a few feet away, they tried locking my in my room but it didnt work, so then they tied my to my bed, but that didnt work also. I woke up the next morning with throw up about 5 feet from my bed and all on/around my toilet.



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[Jeffala]

What really sucks is when getting drunk sneaks up on you. You know, like when you hadn't planned on drinking a thing and have a big dinner and then... Then the bortching starts and it's quite horrid.

[Rudy Pena]

What really sucks is when getting drunk sneaks up on you. You know, like when you hadn't planned on drinking a thing and have a big dinner and then... Then the bortching starts and it's quite horrid.

lol, I so know what you mean.


Yes another story. lol


I was on R&R in May from Iraq right and the second weekend I was home. My family and I went to my Aunt's surprise birthday party at my cuzs house. My dad drove there and I was going to drive back home. Anyways they had beer there, so I drank like 6 bud lites then had a shot of vodka, then had about 11 more beers. Then one time I went to go to the bathroom, when I came out I was heading outside in the front of the house. As soon as I opened the door, I threw up right in front of the door. Then I threw up 2 more times. Then I had a emotional break down and cried my self to sleep on the curb and a few of my cuzs had to carry me inside, and put me on the couch on went to sleep on my dad's chest, then moved next to one of my cousins. When I woke up a few minutes later, I drank some water to hydrate mytself. And then my family and I went home about an hour later. But the next day my brother and sister told my that I had some beer right before we left the party and I still dont remember drinking more beer.

[Jeffala]

Two years ago I went to a convention and before the last night's banquet, I had a Smirnoff drink thing. No big deal. Then I had a duck fart. Then I had dinner and it was barbecue. Then I had about 12 more duck farts until the bottles were empty.

Then, someone offered a friend a drink of some moonshine and my friend said no. I called that friend a name implying that they were afraid and took the moonshine and wound up drinking 1/3 of a Solo cup like it was a shot. Then I took a big swig from a bottle of Gentleman Jack that someone had. Then we went to the club that was attached to the hotel.

At the club, I had two orangutans and then stole a pitcher of beer from a friend's boyfriend and drank half of that (I don't drink beer normally, I abhor it), then had another mixed drink (spilling half on the table and then sucking it back off the table rather than waste it) and then drank another half pitcher of beer when the waitress brought another.

After that, I tried to go to the bathroom but the walls kept moving on me the cheeky little things. Then I was taken back to my hotel room (much to the relief of the club's bouncers who implied that I wouldn't be welcomed back) where I redecorated the bathroom and passed out on the bed (good friends cleaned the bathroom).

I woke up 1.5 hours later and told some friend that they "wanted this sugar" but couldn't have it, walked around the hallway for 20 minutes and went back to bed.

I slept very well that night.


The moral of the story kids is that drinking to excess is BAD. Don't do it.

[Rudy Pena]

yes it is bad....but feels so good. lol

[Crazy Tom]

*rocks back and fourth laughing at the impromptu comedy show*

[puddlejumperOZ]

Okay fella's, nuff said about the barfing and wotnot! We've all been there, just one of the little unpleasantries of boozing. But I will tell you one good story, then we're moving on.

0200 hrs in Hobart, Tasmania, many years ago. It was the end of the Hobart Regatta (Sydney to Hobart yacht race..google it!)
Anywho, back then there were ships visiting from the US and Britain as well as about 4 of ours. I was a bit of a loaner in those days, so as I was heading back to my ship, a CPO from one of the US ships asked if I would join him. He was sitting on the wharf, not far from his ship. He had a bottle of 'Black Bottle Brandy' and he shared it with me. Of course I had a completely empty stomache (bad move when drinking) and at only 17, it didn't take make to put me under. The Chief, took me back to my ship and the QM escorted me down to my messdeck. That's all I remember, except in the morning, I was face down on the deck, a broken front tooth, and I had spewed all over one of the senior AB's (Able Seaman). God did I get in the pooh for that!

[AVFan]

lol at the drunk stories.

Tomorrow it will have been a month since the last episode...



^Pretty much how I feel- not about s09 but in general right now hehe... Getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow, and on top of it I don't have a Stargate fic to read... ME WANT STARGATE!! :morphs into Hulk-like creature:

[Dr. Daedalus]

lol at the drunk stories.

Tomorrow it will have been a month since the last episode...



^Pretty much how I feel- not about s09 but in general right now hehe... Getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow, and on top of it I don't have a Stargate fic to read... ME WANT STARGATE!! :morphs into Hulk-like creature:

*Morphs into Green Lantern and traps the Hulkafied AVFan in a bubble of green energy.*

Dr. D

[Fleet Admiral - Earth]

Plz get off the drinking stories. You might corrupt some of the younger ones, like me. don't get why people drink cuz all i hear about it is the hangovers and stupid mistakes and regrets people get. just seems entirely unappealing to me.

ps haven't posted in awhile and as this was the conversation, there's my two cents...

[Lt. Col. Mcoy]

Please, enough with the drinking. Do learn abstinence, people.



And tact.

[Commander Thor]

its impossible NOT to get drunk from drinking.

so you probably drank some, felt a bit strange and stopped.

drunk is when you wake up and people start telling you did stuff you can not remember. THAT is really being drunk.

though i've never been drunk either. and not planning to become drunk

nope i did not feel strange at any point. and vodka supposedly gets you drunk very quick.

[only drinking story i will say is beneath this message]

one night out at a party me and a mate were going good with the ladies right. my mate had teh exact same to drink as me id like to point out

around 12:30 pm a bunch of very fit girls came into the building to join the party and me and my mate went up talking to them.

long story short at this point i end up with 2 of them talking to me (among other things XD) and he is passed out on floor while we are laughing at him ( or more specifically how he dances)