Season Five : Complaints and Misgivings

[Integrabyte]

The ANTI- S5 Pub



I just created it. I believe we can chillax and have a pint while complaining about Barbie dolls, lack of physics and lack of character development .

[Falcon Horus]

» Maybe we should remind them what would happen if there were no longer women availible ...

Slash will rule the fandom even more than it already does.... especially McShep. It would, of course, solve their female-writing issues. And it would mean I no longer have to watch Atlantis. HALLELUJAH!!!

[Dr Weir]

» Maybe we should remind them what would happen if there were no longer women availible ...

Women should be serving their man his dinner and massaging his feet while he watches Stargate.

[Southern Red]

Women should be serving their man his dinner and massaging his feet while he watches Stargate.

And then she puts her feet up and watches SGA (season 1-3 only) while he does the dishes.

[Integrabyte]

And then she puts her feet up and watches SGA (season 1-3 only) while he does the dishes.

Why not.


****open dishwasher...put dishes in...add Calgon...closes dishwasher...go to fridge...get beer...go on couch, push 'woman' ...take remote...put on the football match . ****

[Jackie]

Women should be serving their man his dinner and massaging his feet while he watches Stargate.

Only if your woman happens to be an inflatable doll.

[Southern Red]

Why not.


****open dishwasher...put dishes in...add Calgon...closes dishwasher...go to fridge...get beer...go on couch, push 'woman' ...take remote...put on the football match . ****

Ha. I love football. The game would already be on, but I have a feeling we're not talking about the same kind of football. Real football involves helmets and pads, lots of pads.

Oh, you forgot to turn the dishwasher on.

[Ice Wolf]

Ha. I love football. The game would already be on, but I have a feeling we're not talking about the same kind of football. Real football involves helmets and pads, lots of pads.

Oh, you forgot to turn the dishwasher on.

No REAL football involves, no protective equipment except for a mouth guard, a 4 man interchange bench, an oval ground, 2 big posts and 2 small posts at each end, Lots of tackles and collisions from every direction and a group of umpires trying to control the chaos whilst being verbally assaulted by the crowd.

SGA really needs a women or someone who isn't trying to be a jock involved because the current show runners seem hell bent on turning off at least 1/2 their potential audience.

[Falcon Horus]

...because the current show runners seem hell bent on turning off at least 1/2 their potential audience.

For which they don't care anyway.

[Integrabyte]

Ha. I love football. The game would already be on, but I have a feeling we're not talking about the same kind of football. Real football involves helmets and pads, lots of pads.

Oh, you forgot to turn the dishwasher on.

Oh... you mean American football with the pads . Tell those all stars to play Rugby with Australia and we will see how many need a stretcher . ***Hee hee heee***

I always turn on the dishwasher . I think you meant, you forgot to turn on the coffee machine, so you can pour me some .

[Integrabyte]

For which they don't care anyway.

**drum roll **

[Reiko]

Slash will rule the fandom even more than it already does.... especially McShep.

» *imagines that world* I dunno if I would be intrigued or terrified.

And then she puts her feet up and watches SGA (season 1-3 only) while he does the dishes.

» LOL

» You guys are making me think of ... rubbing Mallozzi's feet. *goes off to puke*

[Falcon Horus]

» *imagines that world* I dunno if I would be intrigued or terrified.

Personally, I'd be terrified.

[Integrabyte]

Personally, I'd be terrified.

I thought you loved Stinky Socks .

[Falcon Horus]

I thought you loved Stinky Socks .

Stinky Socks yes, slash not so much... most certainly not McShep. Femslash is okay though, but unfortunately no women, means also no fic.