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**iheartshep** · 12 March 2008, 01:28 PM

Hello my Whumpers!

May I ask a favor? Can someone put up the cap of

Spoiler:

. I thought I had saved it but apparently did not since I can't find it.

Welcome PUTCHSKI (hope I spelled that right)

DANG! I have a bunch of catching up to do!

IHS

**putschki1969** · 12 March 2008, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by Squonk View Post

Then again, i think you and Erika will get along just fine!

Good to know

Originally posted by iheartshep View Post

Welcome PUTCHSKI (hope I spelled that right)

Hi!! It's not exactly right...it's putschki but that's okay! It's a very difficult name

Well, I'm off for the night...Good night to all you nice whumpers!!!!

**Gate Geek** · 12 March 2008, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by Squonk View Post

don't worry, you're safe with me - tis only Shep's blood i'm after

Erika on the other hand...............

ARGH!!!! don't go there. That was scary!!!

IHS..... (Kindred spoilers)

Spoiler:

**NinaM** · 12 March 2008, 02:00 PM

OT but still some kind of link to JF

Just saw this in a mail I got from Ausiello on TvGuide

Spoiler:

**Wabit** · 12 March 2008, 02:09 PM

Evening whumpers, just a quick hello and only 16 days till I fly to Vancouver. WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thinking of getting a tattoo done in Van, the Atlantis badge. Any of you guy's got a tattoo?
I got Queen tattooed on my right shoulder, did not hurt as much as I thought it would.

**Gate Geek** · 12 March 2008, 02:25 PM

SQUUEEEEE!!!!! I am the first person to comment on JM's blog today!!!

My hubby says that proves I'm a Geek!!

*sings in Homer Simpson voice...I am a geek... G-E-E-K. I am a geek... G-E-E-K*..

*runs off to the looney bin*

**CazzBlade** · 12 March 2008, 02:30 PM

Originally posted by Gate Geek View Post

SQUUEEEEE!!!!! I am the first person to comment on JM's blog today!!!

My hubby says that proves I'm a Geek!!

*sings in Homer Simpson voice...I am a geek... G-E-E-K. I am a geek... G-E-E-K*..

*runs off to the looney bin*

Well you seem to be very happy in that looney bin!

There isn't Shep whump in there is there?

**iheartshep** · 12 March 2008, 02:40 PM

Whew! That took a while to catch up.

GG.....Thanks soooo much for the pic! I have it saved now (I hope). Computer moron strikes again!

Ahhhh.....yessssss.......Jobs I would Like to have: (1) Knife Placement Specialist for John Sheppard; (2) Boxer Peekage Specialist for John Sheppard; (3) Whumpage Makeup Artist for John Sheppard. That would be such a SQUEEEEE job......I'd almost do that for free.

I really REALLY will have a problem with this wait for the new season! I really should

Spoiler:

to pass the time.

Dagnabit.......I may have to go in a minute.

IHS

**Sheppard's Delight** · 12 March 2008, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by iheartshep View Post

Whew! That took a while to catch up.

GG.....Thanks soooo much for the pic! I have it saved now (I hope). Computer moron strikes again!

Ahhhh.....yessssss.......Jobs I would Like to have: (1) Knife Placement Specialist for John Sheppard; (2) Boxer Peekage Specialist for John Sheppard; (3) Whumpage Makeup Artist for John Sheppard. That would be such a SQUEEEEE job......I'd almost do that for free.

I really REALLY will have a problem with this wait for the new season! I really should

Spoiler:

to pass the time.

Dagnabit.......I may have to go in a minute.

IHS

Now they sound like fabulous jobs!!! If only!!!

**Linzi** · 12 March 2008, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by iheartshep View Post

Whew! That took a while to catch up.

GG.....Thanks soooo much for the pic! I have it saved now (I hope). Computer moron strikes again!

Ahhhh.....yessssss.......Jobs I would Like to have: (1) Knife Placement Specialist for John Sheppard; (2) Boxer Peekage Specialist for John Sheppard; (3) Whumpage Makeup Artist for John Sheppard. That would be such a SQUEEEEE job......I'd almost do that for free.

I really REALLY will have a problem with this wait for the new season! I really should

Spoiler:

to pass the time.

Dagnabit.......I may have to go in a minute.

IHS

**Gate Geek** · 12 March 2008, 03:00 PM

Originally posted by CazzBlade View Post

Well you seem to be very happy in that looney bin!

There isn't Shep whump in there is there?

I can't answer that question. Cause if I said Hell ya..you'd all be in here and then I'd have to share. So..uh..to answer you're question, no. There is no Shep whump in the looney bin.

**Gate Geek** · 12 March 2008, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by iheartshep View Post

Whew! That took a while to catch up.

GG.....Thanks soooo much for the pic! I have it saved now (I hope). Computer moron strikes again!

Ahhhh.....yessssss.......Jobs I would Like to have: (1) Knife Placement Specialist for John Sheppard; (2) Boxer Peekage Specialist for John Sheppard; (3) Whumpage Makeup Artist for John Sheppard. That would be such a SQUEEEEE job......I'd almost do that for free.

I really REALLY will have a problem with this wait for the new season! I really should

Spoiler:

to pass the time.

Dagnabit.......I may have to go in a minute.

IHS

I want those jobs too!!

**charlie24** · 12 March 2008, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by rhymer
Eek! No, men really don't seem to get it. I think we need to write a "Whumping for dummies" guide and distribute it to our significant others. "So you want to date a whumper. Here's what you need to know." (Rather like those guides animal charities give you if you want to adopt a cat.)

Its not only men that don't understand ~ I swear my family think I am nuts as I get excited over my favourite characters coming to harm or I watch certain scenes/episodes for the nth time

Originally Posted by iheartshep
Whew! That took a while to catch up.

Ahhhh.....yessssss.......Jobs I would Like to have: (1) Knife Placement Specialist for John Sheppard; (2) Boxer Peekage Specialist for John Sheppard; (3) Whumpage Makeup Artist for John Sheppard. That would be such a SQUEEEEE job......I'd almost do that for free.

I'm on the hunt for a new job, hhmm wonder if its worth enquiring at job centre

**Listy** · 12 March 2008, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by Alipeeps View Post

The ultimate answers to life, the universe and everything are hidden within those little tears, I'm sure of it! And if I just stare at them long enough, I'll find those answers....

I agree and I took every opportunity at work to sit and stare at it to find those answers, I think I need to study a little more, I haven't quite found all of the answers yet

Originally posted by Linzi View Post

Awwwwww!

Well yes. We have been disappointed, you're right. It DOES seem too good to be true, I agree. So I do understand where you're coming from, because part of me thinks we couldn't possibly be that lucky! But, it is genuine I'm sure. It's a pretty big part of an episode to cut out, I think. It'd change the whole story, I think. So I do believe it was filmed. Now, whether it's as bad as we hope or not...well, that's another thing altogether. My whumpy little heart has faith in JM.

Indeed

Originally posted by bebop View Post

Morning peeps...and I have to say I fell asleep last night with..
pic spoilers s5

Spoiler:

..

I'm STILL on a squeee high even now..even after a good nights sleep!!. I've now got to go out and brave the gales!!!!...Later peeps.

nice images to fall asleep with

Originally posted by rhymer View Post

Wouldn't that be a dream job for any whumper? (No spoilers, really, but grew out of comments about that picture, so behind a cut just to be safe.)

Spoiler:

Scene at a dinner party:

Guest: So what do you all do?"

(various guests say they're accountants, lawyers, teachers etc. There is a buzz of polite conversation)

Whumper: Me? I'm the official Slapper-On of Fake Blood on Sheppard in Stargate Atlantis. (They call me The Slapper for short.)"

Guest: Er... Okay. I suppose someone's got to do it. It's like fire fighting or sewer emptying. The world needs this service. Thank goodness there are people like you prepared to do it.

Whumper: Yes. Yes. It's a real chore.

Whumper's eyes go distant. The screen goes all wibbly-wibbly with impending flashback. We see glimpses of happy moments from her job:

Whumper: Oh no! Look over there! Whatever can it be?
(JF looks round. Whumper darts in and dabs fake blood on his cheek.
Cut to whumper looking gleeful and filming carries on and no-one notices it.)

Whumper stands on edge of set with a paintbrush filled with red paint. Whumper flicks paint and it lands on JF's chest.
Cut to director: "We're on a tight schedule here. There's no time to get those clothes washed. We'll just have to go with the "wounded" angle here. Let's do that scene again, but add some pained whimpers.

Whumper: I'm really sorry. My hand slipped. The... er... the stress of... er... a difficult upbringing, and... er... troubles at home. My hamster, it's... No, I can't talk about it. So my hand shook with angst and I... er... accidentally tipped the entire tin over him instead of the one little drop you asked for, and then my hand slipped and I... er... accidentally opened three more tins and tipped them on. Please don't tell me off! *weeps*
Director: It's okay. No, please, don't cry. No, please, don't. (director has that caught in the headlights look of a man facing a crying woman.) We'll make the best of it. We'll cope. No harm done.
Whumper: But... but... I know the script only called for Sheppard to have a paper-cut
Director (after quick consultation with writers, who hastily scribble a new draft.) Paper-cut? No, it's a sword-thrust. Two sword-thrusts. (studies amount of fake blood.) Three. Now, please stop crying. Please.

Gigglesnort

Originally posted by putschki1969 View Post

Hello everybody!

I've been a lurker for quite some time now and finally decided to make myself known

I love whump in all its shapes and forms and I can't imagine a life without it

Shep is certainly one of the most whumpable characters I've ever come across and believe me, I have whumped my fair share of hawt men in my lifetime

(which doesn't necessarily mean anything because I'm only 19 but who cares

)

And because everyone talks about it: The Ark of Truth

Spoiler:

Welcome to the whump thread

Wow so many Shiny newbies I am gonna lose track

Originally posted by Gate Geek View Post

I'm home from work and got just a bit beofre heading off to the astronomy club meeting later.

WELCOME to PUTSCHKI!!! Gah! i'm not gonna remember that. i'll go with the suggestion schki!

I am now downloading the video. can't wait to watch it!! And I got the pix I emailed to myself on my computer now. So all I need is more whump and i'll be good to go.

The vid is too big for my rubbish dial up

*iz sad cos wants to see whump

Originally posted by Wabit View Post

Evening whumpers, just a quick hello and only 16 days till I fly to Vancouver. WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thinking of getting a tattoo done in Van, the Atlantis badge. Any of you guy's got a tattoo?
I got Queen tattooed on my right shoulder, did not hurt as much as I thought it would.

Lucky lucky you. Er a few of the whumpers have tattoo's
O/T

Spoiler:

Well a total flyby post tonight, I am still so very very very full of squee I may have tired myself out from being so hyper all day

So I am off to bed

**Listy** · 12 March 2008, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by Gate Geek View Post

I want those jobs too!!

So do I

it would be fab, nothing like job satisfaction

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