Originally posted by FlyBoyFanGirl
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I think the best experience I had with a door to door sales rep was the time some poor, unfortunate soul tried to sell me double glazing - despite the fact that my entire house already has full glazing!
So why was this my best experience? Well, I'd just come home from the hospital after a glaucoma screening. I'd had those drops put in that makes your pupils dilate, so you look like something out of The Exorcist.
Anyway, this rep just would not take "Go Away" for an answer, so off came the glasses, to reveal my completely black-pupiled eyes, and... kawoosh! He was gone in a cloud of driveway gravel.
Probably still running now, in fact. In which case, he'll be halfway across Australia!!
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