John Sheppard/Teyla Emmagan Appreciation/Ship/Discussion Thread

[AthosianGirl]

Hey...I just got ditched...

Shep and Steve are holed up in the den with the big screen TV going through football plays....

SHEP: Now Steve...that play was awesome! Hail Mary!

STEVE: What is a 'Hail Mary?'

SHEP: Well you see there was this woman and...ummmm...nevermind...have some pizza and watch this next play...'

[AthosianGirl]

hey, don't discriminate against the broom, the broom has power.......it's very well for keeping Wraiths in check....(right after the pizza)

I bow down to the magnificent Witchy's Broom!

(very, very useful...sweep of the thread...wack a wraith on the head for dancing around the shop...)

[NoDot]

All right, we need to write a list for NoDot.

Projects to work on:
1) Love Potion for Steve and AG
2) Conversion Potion to make S/T shipper out of everyone
3) Fairy Dust for TPTB so they think S/T thoughts

4) antidote to those S/W mints.

1) Why would I waste my time on that?
2) No!
3) No!
4) Someone missed last week's memo.

[Tracy Jane]

I love the Broom. I just always imagined the broom and the pizza to have a thing going, not me and the broom.

[WitchBlade007]

Teyla: did you have to start watching Football games?
Shep: I was just showing Steve a wraithy sport.

Teyla: Well, now AG is sad. Do something.

[Tracy Jane]

1) Why would I waste my time on that?
2) No!
3) No!
4) Someone missed last week's memo.

Sorry. Not good with Memos. Steve gets to them first. He hasn't quite learnt the difference between that edible rice paper and normal stuff.

[NoDot]

Also, I have the antidote ready, now. We just have to force-feed him the antidote... or I could PK-hold him.

[WitchBlade007]

I love the Broom. I just always imagined the broom and the pizza to have a thing going, not me and the broom.

the broom and the pizza u say. AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, , did you introduce the broom to the pizza?

[WitchBlade007]

Yes i did miss the memo...finals and all....sorry....

[AthosianGirl]

the broom and the pizza u say. AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, , did you introduce the broom to the pizza?

Ummmmm....well...you see...I....I....well the broom looked so lonely...what else was I suppose to do?

[AthosianGirl]

Also, I have the antidote ready, now. We just have to force-feed him the antidote... or I could PK-hold him.

Well here's the thing...Steve sort of has a thing for Shep now...can your antidote cure him of that too...

[NoDot]

OK, since so many people missed it, here's the cut-and-paste:

TO: Shep/Teyla Shippers
FROM: NoDot
Date: ??/??/????
RE: Shep/Weir Mints are Ineffective

Upon further alaysis, I have determined that the "mints" created by the Shep/Weir Shippers has actually no effect on Shep/Teyla Shippers. Hypnotic analysis reveals the mental effect of reading the Shep/Teyla Ship Discussion Thread in a Shep/Teyla mindset nullifies the effect of the mint.

[NoDot]

Well here's the thing...Steve sort of has a thing for Shep now...can your antidote cure him of that too...

*NoDot thinks for a minute.*

Hm... I think it would. The chemical doesn't create a fixation on a predefined person, but rather created a general effect. It should work.

[WitchBlade007]

Ummmmm....well...you see...I....I....well the broom looked so lonely...what else was I suppose to do?

good girl...a happy broom is a healthy broom...

[Tracy Jane]

good girl...a happy broom is a healthy broom...

Trust me. An unhappy TJ and AG combined can cause far more mayhem than a broom and a pizza!