Kirking the Universe: Two Men, so many women and so little time.

[Lt.Col.Errandboy]

OK then...back to Kirking...



Here's my hand for now...you get the rest of me later!

[Gregorius]

Shepperd: "I'm John, what's your name?"
McKay: "Oh boy, here we go again..."
Teyla: "She's pretty..."
Ford: "Teyla's pretty."

[Lt.Col.Errandboy]

Kirking with the Ancients, part deux...

[Gregorius]

Sheppard: "... then I hit the ball and it was this close to the hole."
Chaya (Thinking): "I wish I could be between his arms right now..."

[Lt.Col.Errandboy]

Sheppard: "... then I hit the ball and it was this close to the hole."
Chaya (Thinking): "I wish I could be between his arms right now..."

your version is 'cleaner' than mine!

[Gregorius]

True, but keep in mind I'm restraining myself from going beyond PG-13.

An alternative lines for Chaya could be:
Chaya (Thinking): "I wish he was holding my child like that."
Chaya (Thinking): "He's so close to getting a hole-in-one with me."
Chaya (Thinking): "I'll find out what he looks like beneath that uniform."
Chaya (Thinking): "I'm such a cougar for seducing him, afterall I'm at least 10K years older."
Chaya (Thinking): "Can he pick his body's attributes at will too?"
Chaya (Thinking): "That's how close he is to taking me."



Sheppard: "I swear! I did call you the next day!"

Or

Chaya: "John, I'm pregnant."
Sheppard: "WHAT?!"

Or

Chaya (Thinking): "Is he planning on making-out with me?"
Sheppard: "Yeah and then Rodney tried to hit the ball and he missed the tee by this much!"

Or

Sheppard (Thinking): "I'm going to grab a feel."
Chaya: "Make out with me."

[mackenziesmomma]

sure!! just credit me if you're gonna put it up on some other site/forum/LJ thingy...

Thanks! Will do, if I post it.

True, but keep in mind I'm restraining myself from going beyond PG-13.

An alternative lines for Chaya could be:
Chaya (Thinking): "I wish he was holding my child like that."
Chaya (Thinking): "He's so close to getting a hole-in-one with me."
Chaya (Thinking): "I'll find out what he looks like beneath that uniform."
Chaya (Thinking): "I'm such a cougar for seducing him, afterall I'm at least 10K years older."
Chaya (Thinking): "Can he pick his body's attributes at will too?"
Chaya (Thinking): "That's how close he is to taking me."



Sheppard: "I swear! I did call you the next day!"

Or

Chaya: "John, I'm pregnant."
Sheppard: "WHAT?!"

Or

Chaya (Thinking): "Is he planning on making-out with me?"
Sheppard: "Yeah and then Rodney tried to hit the ball and he missed the tee by this much!"

Or

Sheppard (Thinking): "I'm going to grab a feel."
Chaya: "Make out with me."

*snort* those are good.

[Gregorius]

Thank you. We need more caps though.

[mackenziesmomma]

Thank you. We need more caps though.

I'll have to see what I can come up with as I only have 1 season that I can (easily) cap. If you want something from Season 3, say the word, I'll cap it for you

[GateMedic]

Hi guys! I've been reading through this thread over the past few days, and have loved every minute of it! Don't think I've laughed so much in a long time. It's really made my week!

[Gregorius]

I'll have to see what I can come up with as I only have 1 season that I can (easily) cap. If you want something from Season 3, say the word, I'll cap it for you

Word.

Hi guys! I've been reading through this thread over the past few days, and have loved every minute of it! Don't think I've laughed so much in a long time. It's really made my week!

Keep posting here and you'll probably keep on laughing.

[Lt.Col.Errandboy]

One for the weekend!

[Gregorius]

Sad thing is that that's about how it really happened.

[GateMedic]

One for the weekend!

Love it!

Can we post pics for others to caption?

[Gregorius]

Yes, why not?