Kirking the Universe: Two Men, so many women and so little time.

[SanGate]

Inspired by JM's blog today

Spoiler:

Ronon: You two aren’t running from thunkers are you?
Shep: No, why?
Ronon: No need for an astronaut suit you know. It’s breathable.
Lorne: For you maybe.
Ronon: What’s going on?
Shep: They’re coming this way!
Ronon: Who?!?
Shep: Some crazy people who think they can throw Lorne and me off a building and see who has the largest fanbase.
Ronon: And an astronaut suit is going to help how?
Shep: Nearest thing we could find to protect us from crashing our heads to the ground.
Lorne: Now I think about it. Aren’t there supposed to be thunkers on the ground then to catch us?


Shep: It’s a really high building Lorne. We can never be sure we really have that much fans.


Shep merely swallows hard


Shep at top of the building: Did they just faint at the mere sight of me?


Weir: What do you have to say for yourself?
Shep: Hey, it wasn’t my idea! I was pushed off that building!
Weir: And dragging Teyla into this!
Teyla: That is not true Elizabeth. I wanted to see those strange thunker girls in action for myself.
Weir: And now you got hurt, and mister good-looking here doesn’t have a scratch.
Shep: They did a wonderful job at catching me once they woke up yes.


Carson: I see Rodney did not know the plan only entailed you and Major Lorne.
Shep: No he didn't.

[CKO]

mmmmmm NICE!

[ardunnia]

that's a very funny wonderful cap sani I love it!!

[melfan]

[smurfettedoesnotshare]

too great!

[CKO]

yes it is

[SheppAddictedFangirl]

too funny, San!
Poor Rodney

[GateMedic]

Great stuff!

[ardunnia]

Got one:

Spoiler:

Got the vid from your last thun... ehm targetpractice, wanna see it?
Ähem, we can watch that later, Rodney. Not so important.
You filmed your targetpractice? That's unusual. Now I'm curious, put it on the screen.
Good work Rod. I kill you later for this.



Oh my... John this is....oh you can do that? Oh, ooooooooooooooh.. I never knew you're sooo good in gunnery excercise!
Well what should I say. I'm a man with many gifts.
I can see that. John in my office, NOW!!


And I wondered why you're spend so much time with "target practice". Now I know!!
Elizabeth, you're not jealous of my thunker-girls, aren't you? Come on, they are so sweet and they really need me. Don't be grumpy.
I'm not. Ok let's forget this. Back to business.
Now I hear you, Elizabeth. that's the right attitude.


So this is her revenge, he? A whole week with you out here in the woods. Great and all this because Rodney can't hold his mouth, that chatterbox. I kill him when we're back. A whole week without my girls, that sucks.
Stop moaning, Mr.Trigger-happy. You can't just drop Elizabeth like this, you should know that. And you didn't invite me the last time, so we stay the whole time here. (grin)
Ok when I promise you that you can join the next parties, maybe we can collect the girls. Think about it, seven days in the woods, you and me and the girls, we got a lot fun.
Not a bad idea, John. And without Rodney Elizabeth didn't know nothing about this. Ok lets do it.
See buddy, in this case I don't mind if we stay two weeks here for gunnery excercise. (big grin)

[melfan]

[smurfettedoesnotshare]

good one, ardunnia!

[CKO]

i like

[SanGate]

Why do I like that plan..

[GateMedic]

Got one:

Spoiler:

Great!

Why do I like that plan..

It does sound like a good one!

[CKO]

yes it does