Second one
Rodney: So, we seem to have a little Pegasus girls problem on our hands. They are taking over the city, and Mister Lovin’ here isn’t safe anywhere.
Liz: Uhuh uhuh. Seems like a real problem. (whilst thinking: I want him for myself you hear me girls! For myself!
Shep (thinking): And this is a problem why?
Liz: What if we do this?
Rodney: Could work.
Shep (thinking): Say it! Say you don’t want them to fix the problem!
Shep: She won’t give up the others.
Liz: Are you sure?
Shep: Yeah, they apparently have a very strong family bond together. They will never give the others’ hiding place (thinking: my quarters are the last place they’ll look. I’m sure my thunkers are quite safe)
Zelenka (thinking): I want that Black T-shirt of Yum too. It’s a chick magnet.
Rodney: Wow! I had no idea..
Shep: You’re learning from the best Rodney.
Rodney: Oh yeah!
Rodney: Do you erm.. want to show me?
Shep: Got a girl for me?
Rodney: Hold it.
Shep: What?
Rodney: Bunch of Pegasus girls roaming the corridors. We need to be quiet.
Shep: Why is that? Isn’t that a good thing?
Rodney: They are your fans, not mine.
Shep (smirking): Oh right.
Rodney: See, they do anything to get to you.
Shep: hey, you’re not the only one in the infirmary you know.
Rodney: That may be so, but you had fun getting hurt. Me, not so much. Getting run over isn’t thunker fun in my humble opinion. Look at your right. There’s a thunker there you know.
Shep (dreaming): uhuh
Rodney: And he was whining in the infirmary!
Shep: I can’t help my own good looks. I was born with them.
Rodney: yes, but there is one thing you weren’t born with, and that’s that shirt. Elisabeth, I demand a Black T-shirt of Yum.
Rodney: what do you mean out of stock?
Liz: As in, no more left.
Shep (thinking): Just in time.
Rodney: You took them?!? You took them all?!?
Shep: I get sweaty easily you know. I need back up.
Rodney: Mister needs back up. As he doesn’t get enough in itself.
(over comm in Shep’s ear something is said)
Shep: Oh, there seems to be a little situation in my quarters. Need to go.
Rodney: Hmm.. I bet a thunker has broken in.
Shep: Oh geez!
Rodney: Oh my!
Shep: Wow, that was something.
Rodney: I so wish I hadn’t followed you
Shep: I already told you on numerous occasions before that those Pegasus girls are tough
Rodney: yeah, I saw that
Shep: Now do you understand why I need those shirts?
Rodney: I do yeah.
Shep: infirmary?
Rodney: Infirmary
Shep: was worth it though right?
Rodney: I can’t complain. And uploading starts NOW.
Spoiler:
Rodney: So, we seem to have a little Pegasus girls problem on our hands. They are taking over the city, and Mister Lovin’ here isn’t safe anywhere.
Liz: Uhuh uhuh. Seems like a real problem. (whilst thinking: I want him for myself you hear me girls! For myself!
Shep (thinking): And this is a problem why?
Liz: What if we do this?
Rodney: Could work.
Shep (thinking): Say it! Say you don’t want them to fix the problem!
Shep: She won’t give up the others.
Liz: Are you sure?
Shep: Yeah, they apparently have a very strong family bond together. They will never give the others’ hiding place (thinking: my quarters are the last place they’ll look. I’m sure my thunkers are quite safe)
Zelenka (thinking): I want that Black T-shirt of Yum too. It’s a chick magnet.
Rodney: Wow! I had no idea..
Shep: You’re learning from the best Rodney.
Rodney: Oh yeah!
Rodney: Do you erm.. want to show me?
Shep: Got a girl for me?
Rodney: Hold it.
Shep: What?
Rodney: Bunch of Pegasus girls roaming the corridors. We need to be quiet.
Shep: Why is that? Isn’t that a good thing?
Rodney: They are your fans, not mine.
Shep (smirking): Oh right.
Rodney: See, they do anything to get to you.
Shep: hey, you’re not the only one in the infirmary you know.
Rodney: That may be so, but you had fun getting hurt. Me, not so much. Getting run over isn’t thunker fun in my humble opinion. Look at your right. There’s a thunker there you know.
Shep (dreaming): uhuh
Rodney: And he was whining in the infirmary!
Shep: I can’t help my own good looks. I was born with them.
Rodney: yes, but there is one thing you weren’t born with, and that’s that shirt. Elisabeth, I demand a Black T-shirt of Yum.
Rodney: what do you mean out of stock?
Liz: As in, no more left.
Shep (thinking): Just in time.
Rodney: You took them?!? You took them all?!?
Shep: I get sweaty easily you know. I need back up.
Rodney: Mister needs back up. As he doesn’t get enough in itself.
(over comm in Shep’s ear something is said)
Shep: Oh, there seems to be a little situation in my quarters. Need to go.
Rodney: Hmm.. I bet a thunker has broken in.
Shep: Oh geez!
Rodney: Oh my!
Shep: Wow, that was something.
Rodney: I so wish I hadn’t followed you
Shep: I already told you on numerous occasions before that those Pegasus girls are tough
Rodney: yeah, I saw that
Shep: Now do you understand why I need those shirts?
Rodney: I do yeah.
Shep: infirmary?
Rodney: Infirmary
Shep: was worth it though right?
Rodney: I can’t complain. And uploading starts NOW.
What´s up?!
Too much booze last night!
I don´t think so! 
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