Wraith Defenders Club

[Shaded Mazoku]

Are you tired of that same old boring routine? Become a Wraith worshipper and do housework on a hive ship. It's far more fun than doing housework back home.

That's a lot of vacuuming to do, though! Or maybe not. With all that mist, nobody sees a dusty floor. Just make sure to keep the important stuff dusted off. Like any hibernating Wraith All that black clothing is pretty forgiving when it comes to laundry, too. The leather can just be wiped off with a damp cloth. And I doubt there's a lot of dishes to be done on a Hive, either.

Hm ... If it wasn't for the fact that it wouldn't cover my addiction to books and fiber craft supplies, I might just join up.

[rora'sPA]

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[ciannwn]

Just make sure to keep the important stuff dusted off. Like any hibernating Wraith

*Gets a feather duster ready*

[Shaded Mazoku]

Nobody likes waking up from a nice, long hibernation coated in dust, after all. Those are the times you just go "...no" and sleep in for another few decades.

...I wonder if the Wraith ever go all "just five more years!" when the Keeper wakes them up.

[ciannwn]

...I wonder if the Wraith ever go all "just five more years!" when the Keeper wakes them up.

Or if they ever ask if they can have breakfast in bed.

[Todd's Pet]

I'd give our beloved Commander breakfast in bed any time

[ciannwn]

I'd give our beloved Commander breakfast in bed any time

After you've dusted him, I presume.

[Todd's Pet]

After you've dusted him, I presume.

And polished him, too!

[ciannwn]

And polished him, too!

I'm sure he'll appreciate it.

[Todd's Pet]

Our Commander does enjoy a good polish


Its all that leather, you know

[Lady Barbossa]

::: whips out a huge tub of butter!:::



~Lady B

[Isolde]

::: whips out a huge tub of butter!:::



~Lady B

Oh.
My.
God!

*slides into the gutter, aided by very buttery thoughts*

[Todd's Pet]

I'm truly amazed by how guttery we can get in a PG forum!

Btw, Iz - watched the first eppie again and thoroughly enjoyed giving Jimmy some extra scrutiny... that looooong, silky smoooth hair that goes all the way to his waist... which is such a slender waist, even though I'm sure he's quite muscely and wiry underneath all that shiny black leather... *cough, cough* And he looks remarkably like Steve - they could be twins *drifts off in a daydream with two "Steves"!*...

Ahem... now then... what was I supposed to be looking out for while I re-watched this ep...?

[ciannwn]

::: whips out a huge tub of butter!:::

It's always best to butter a Wraith's paws before letting him out after hibernation.

[Todd's Pet]

It's always best to butter a Wraith's paws before letting him out after hibernation.

*splutters coffee all over keyboard*