Wraith Defenders Club

[ciannwn]

Translation in bad english:

Maybe knowing what someone's really thinking wouldn't always be a good thing.

[QueenMalka]

Especially the last line.

Thanks, Queen Malka is always harassing her Commander. But he likes it...well most of the time. He only grows at her every once in a while with the "what are you doing." Of course he is just as bad at times. His favorite thing is to make the Queen go "Eep!" Which usually he does by slapping her on the bum. Normally this would get a wraith commander killed but Queen Malka is ok with it cause it usually leads to "executive meeting."

The crew has learned not to bug them when they are having "executive meeting." They did before and they lost that Lt. The Commander was a bit peckish at that point.

[Todd's Pet]

"Executive meeting"???? So that's what they're call ing it these days??? LOL

Hey, Todd, we need to have an executive meeting, babe!
Todd: Right away, my Queen!

[rora'sPA]

For Tubb's new admirers.

Spoiler:

Ooh yummy Cranky Wraith

Mmmm....Tubbs. I liked him because he was especially cranky, and I loves me some cranky Wraith.

Okay, a Wraithy limerick...

There once was a Wraith named Nicholas,
To everyone's shock he was nippleless.
Oh, how can this be?!
We want mammals you see,
Or else they may also be pickleless!





das

LMAO!!!!! *checks her guys* Nope, not pickleless

i have noticed lately that there is major C.T.W. !!!!!!

Spoiler:

1. Rising - injuring the wraith keeper constantly. they couldn't at least be merciful and get a clean shot ?!
2. Thirty-eight minutes - trespassing on wraith buildings
3. Suspicion - kidnapping of a wraith ! (steve)
4. Poisoning the well - experimental testing on a wraith prisoner, resulting in the death of the poor thing ! that strictly goes against the Geneva convention !!
5. The defiant one - constant assault against a stranded wraith (later murder) who just wanted to get off that desert planet and get back to his hive. plus, colonel sheppard was mean by making poor Greg feel all alone
6. The gift - discrimination against wraith & invasion of privacy !
7. The siege - destruction of a wraith hive & again, MURDER of a poor wraith just doing his appointed job
8. Runner - murdering and 'farming' a wraith's enzyme (Ford)
9. Instinct - more murdering of wraith !!! and they were injured !!!!

i could go on !!! and i would have but you get the idea ! these poor wraith, they're just doing what they need to survive ! are we no better ?!

And this is why we are members of the WDC!

Oh and look here a Wraith Drive a car

Spoiler:

Hmm, he looks a bit off-colour I wonder if he's eaten someone who disagreed with his delicate systems...

I thought I would share this silly comic my hubby and I doodle up last night:

Spoiler:

Lines are as follow:

Commander: My Queen, where are my cloths?

Q. Malka:Oh you need those? (sitting at computer station reviewing magazines)

Commander: I can't command your hive naked.

Q. Malka: Awww...but I like looking at you more when you don't have them on.

Commander: Ok...Fine can I at least have my grilling apron?

Commander:Yippie...Don't look at my ass.

(off screen: my addition to the last panel)
Q. Malka: I wasn't going to look I was just going to grab it.

For the full story behind the comic go to my DA page--> http://geniemiller.deviantart.com/ar...ueen-139654994

Naughty Queen

[Solla]

Here's Karl.

Spoiler:

It's a lovely portrait and finally I can green you

[ciannwn]

It's a lovely portrait and finally I can green you

Thank you.

[QueenMalka]

"Executive meeting"???? So that's what they're call ing it these days??? LOL

Hey, Todd, we need to have an executive meeting, babe!
Todd: Right away, my Queen!

"That what our boys have been calling it. Some are a little cruder, but thankfully they don't answer the hives' incoming subspace messages. Really it just their way of saying we are busy and can't come to the com-link right now. Could they call you back later."-Queen Malka

[QueenMalka]

Naughty Queen

"Who me, never...." *evil smile* -Queen Malka

[Degilwen]

A other Wraithy song:

Space Taxi

Jeah, hello, here speaks the Toddy
and we need a Space taxi to the earth

well, I'm a space cab driver and I burst the speed come on to the moon that's freaky
Full power set, you gotta need your hat
When I know, yo team, that's tricky

I got a hard, hard step
you`re right in the middle
and the street smokes just like a joint
no matter what i'm gonna make you hot -- hui, a friend!

Chorus / Refrain:

we're going straight to mother earth
to make it funky
there be no problem
you're on time tonight
Mopsgeschwindigkeit!

high, high, high, tigh, tigh
space taxi to the sky (2x)

so come on join me baby
you don't say maybe
all the other look space cup show

I got a king size
you get so spike
if you wanna check it out say "ohh"

And if you ever mighty act for a ride no limit all the ladys in the house say "yeah!"

come on relax yourself on the backseat baby
Caution Traffic!

[Chorus / Refrain]

space cab driver
please take us to the party
no matter where, I'm gonna take you there
we want to touch your body

Firesalamander--so hot--
do legs apart,--so chek it up-
close the legs again
and out are you

Well, I'm a number one super cool captain cab
and I’m driving to the moon and the stars
wherever you wanna go sure I'm gonna go
you got me on the way to mars baby

And fast like a going rhythm, a jet engine
and the other cars making me itch
so let's get cruising laydies
what you think?
he's a *****

Chorus / Refrain:

we're going straight to mother earth
to make it funky
there be no problem
you're on time tonight

Mopsgeschwindigkeit!

high, high, high, tigh, tigh
space taxi to the sky (4x)

I want you to get down!

Space taxi!

Space taxi, fly with us!

... husch, husch!

The Orginal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H7kem2dtEg

[Draco-Stellaris]

@degilwen: Thanks for making me laugh and reminding me of that movie. And for the life of me I couldn't think of a way to translate "Mopsgeschwindigkeit" *greens*

For everyone interested: Wraith Games – chapter 17

[Degilwen]

Yeah Draco... I have the same problem with "Mopsgeschwindigkeit" But a hive with "Mopsgeschwindigkeit" and Spucky?? How it looks???

[Gatecat]

A other Wraithy song:

Space Taxi

Ooookey, I just imagine Todd, Kenny and Steve at the backseat of this taxi.
And hive ships in shape of the Surprise.

Green from me as well for that.

@degilwen: Thanks for making me laugh and reminding me of that movie.And for the life of me I couldn't think of a way to translate "Mopsgeschwindigkeit" *greens*

Maybe just literally as "pug speed"?

For everyone interested: Wraith Games – chapter 17

Woohoo, great chapter again. I love it.

[Draco-Stellaris]

Yeah Draco... I have the same problem with "Mopsgeschwindigkeit" But a hive with "Mopsgeschwindigkeit" and Spucky?? How it looks???

That would be just awsome. I wonder how long it would take until one of the Wraith wanted to feed on Spucky.

Ooookey, I just imagine Todd, Kenny and Steve at the backseat of this taxi.
And hive ships in shape of the Surprise.

I wonder if we should ask Jimmy to reshape Boris's hive? I mean, it somehow fits the general theme of WWA after all. *blushes and hides*

Maybe just literally as "pug speed"?

Pug speed sounds good. It sounds absurd enough.

Woohoo, great chapter again. I love it.

Thank you!

[Todd's Pet]

That would be just awsome. I wonder how long it would take until one of the Wraith wanted to feed on Spucky.



I wonder if we should ask Jimmy to reshape Boris's hive? I mean, it somehow fits the general theme of WWA after all. *blushes and hides*



Pug speed sounds good. It sounds absurd enough.


Thank you!

You seem to be speaking English and yet it sounds like a foreign langauge...

We're all from a wide range of countries here and it's only polite to let the rest of us in on the joke - otherwise, how can we be expected to appreciate the joke and make comment?

Hope you don't mind me saying this, but we don't really want our wraithie threads to descend into clique-ness and exclude others, do we?

[Draco-Stellaris]

You seem to be speaking English and yet it sounds like a foreign langauge...

We're all from a wide range of countries here and it's only polite to let the rest of us in on the joke - otherwise, how can we be expected to appreciate the joke and make comment?

Hope you don't mind me saying this, but we don't really want our wraithie threads to descend into clique-ness and exclude others, do we?

I do apologise to everyone who feels excluded, it has to seem like gibberish.

Just to clear things up: The song degilwen translated is from a german movie that spoofs Star Trek as well as Star Wars. The movie is called (T)raumschiff Surprise. For more information about the movie see wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumsc...se_-_Periode_1

I don't want to offend anyone but I'd like to point out that there is no need to imply clique-ness for my post because there have often been insider jokes about TV shows, random everyday objects or food items which are very specific to a certain region, country or continent and no one has ever objected before. Or sometimes there are insider jokes about things from a past decade that younger people can't possible comprehend. As you said yourself we're from all over the world so it's natural that not everyone gets every joke that is made. Sorry again if I have offended anyone.