Wraith Defenders Club

[QueenMalka]

Haha, Craig thanks you for the chocolate pudding fight and says if you have a large choccy fountain he'd be more than happy to use that next time

"Hmmm, That sounds like fun too..." -Queen Malka

*looks at the Lt. Mikol and Lt. Jas*

"You two, after you finish handing out the new magazine. I want you to start hunting for a large fountain that can pump chocolate liquid."- Queen Malka

"Yes, my Queen." in unison

Telepathic conversation:
"Do you remember when all we did was cull and terrify people" -Lt. Mikol

"Yeah, and we got shot at a lot," -Lt. Jas

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that. But it just seemed more normal that hunting for chocolate fountains," -Lt Mikol

"I don't see a problem. Besides no one shooting at us, and for the most part our Queen sure has been in a better mood since we got on this printing kick." -Lt. Jas

"Ehh..yeah, I guess I should just be happy that no one has figured out it me on the cover of this thing." -Lt. Mikol

"heehee...yeah if they had I bet you would need a new jacket by now, and some new pants," -Lt. Jas

[WraithQueenH]

Actually...I'm thinking it's Todd who needs the education. 10,000 years of commanding, and nary a girlfriend in sight. Methinks Kenny at least has a worshipper or two to amuse him, but Todd probably always has his head buried in the books, trying to learn how to win all the games.


das

Hey, nothing wrong with that.. I just say you get him different books before you help him.. It will help with his comfort level.

[dasNdanger]

Hey, nothing wrong with that.. I just say you get him different books before you help him.. It will help with his comfort level.

Oh, the Wraith already have one of those books...it's called the Joy of Sux.


das

[Todd's Pet]

Actually...I'm thinking it's Todd who needs the education. 10,000 years of commanding, and nary a girlfriend in sight. Methinks Kenny at least has a worshipper or two to amuse him, but Todd probably always has his head buried in the books, trying to learn how to win all the games.


das

Oh, don't you believe it honey... you know what they say about the quiet ones!

Todd: especially the quiet ones with pets like TP

[Todd's Pet]

Oh, the Wraith already have one of those books...it's called the Joy of Sux.


das

Don't forget Eddie's manuals... more volumes being added by the day!

[BlueJay]

AUSSIE WRAITH FANS
CHRISTOPHER HEYERDAHL
WILL BE AT ARMAGEDDON IN MELBOURNE ON 17 & 18 OCT

he will be mauled, oh yes, he will be mauled

[Todd's Pet]

AUSSIE WRAITH FANS
CHRISTOPHER HEYERDAHL
WILL BE AT ARMAGEDDON IN MELBOURNE ON 17 & 18 OCT

he will be mauled, oh yes, he will be mauled

Poor Chris!

Todd: Lucky devil! When is he gonna take ME to one of these conventions?

[Todd's Pet]

Apparently it's National Poetry Day in the UK, so here's something to cheer you up:
Wraith are sexy, wraith are cool,
But here’s a blow that’s just too cruel:
If they travelled here to feed on us
You’d think that that would be a plus,
But even of wraith there are a few
Who make me want to run and spew
Jean-Luc, Boris, Karl and Fred
S&P with them? I’d rather be dead!
I’d even rather be a runner
Than let him near me with his stunner!

[ciannwn]

This is the poem I replied with in the Wraith Worshippers Anonymous OOC Chat thread.

Boris and Fred are just for me
Because they don't appeal to TP.
Jean-Luc is bald but I don't care -
I think he's hot and I won't have to share.

I regard Karl as sexy too
Whether the lights make him red or blue.
If I worship him Mar won't take me to task -
She's said people can without having to ask.

[Todd's Pet]

Never let it be said we wraith worshippers are not a cultured bunch!

[dasNdanger]

AUSSIE WRAITH FANS
CHRISTOPHER HEYERDAHL
WILL BE AT ARMAGEDDON IN MELBOURNE ON 17 & 18 OCT

he will be mauled, oh yes, he will be mauled

AAAAHHHH!!!! I so wish I had met him in Baltimore! Rats! So if anyone gets to maul him, maul him for me, too!


And at the poetry!!!

Here's mine:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
the debate continues,
Wraith - one prong, or two?




das

[Degilwen]

Good Poems ;-)
But back to Grandpa Todd and the other Wraiths... I think Todd and Archimedes(Karl?) are the oldest Wraith. Steve, Eddy and Eric look very young as Wraith. The Queens.. Hmmm I think the Oldest Queen was the Uber Queen ( with this Mouse face, Teela kill her ) or???

[rora'sPA]

*sees Das's Todd and Kenny script*

Funny. Poor Kenny does need an education....who will help me? *takes names*

*waves madly in the air* I'll help!

"Hmmm, That sounds like fun too..." -Queen Malka

*looks at the Lt. Mikol and Lt. Jas*

"You two, after you finish handing out the new magazine. I want you to start hunting for a large fountain that can pump chocolate liquid."- Queen Malka

"Yes, my Queen." in unison

Telepathic conversation:
"Do you remember when all we did was cull and terrify people" -Lt. Mikol

"Yeah, and we got shot at a lot," -Lt. Jas

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that. But it just seemed more normal that hunting for chocolate fountains," -Lt Mikol

"I don't see a problem. Besides no one shooting at us, and for the most part our Queen sure has been in a better mood since we got on this printing kick." -Lt. Jas

"Ehh..yeah, I guess I should just be happy that no one has figured out it me on the cover of this thing." -Lt. Mikol

"heehee...yeah if they had I bet you would need a new jacket by now, and some new pants," -Lt. Jas

Craig: Sorry guys, but I really am looking forward to the choccy fountain

Apparently it's National Poetry Day in the UK, so here's something to cheer you up:
Wraith are sexy, wraith are cool,
But here’s a blow that’s just too cruel:
If they travelled here to feed on us
You’d think that that would be a plus,
But even of wraith there are a few
Who make me want to run and spew
Jean-Luc, Boris, Karl and Fred
S&P with them? I’d rather be dead!
I’d even rather be a runner
Than let him near me with his stunner!

I thought Ciannwn would have a thing or two to say about the ones you named

This is the poem I replied with in the Wraith Worshippers Anonymous OOC Chat thread.

Boris and Fred are just for me
Because they don't appeal to TP.
Jean-Luc is bald but I don't care -
I think he's hot and I won't have to share.

I regard Karl as sexy too
Whether the lights make him red or blue.
If I worship him Mar won't take me to task -
She's said people can without having to ask.

Poor neglected Karl Sorry, but he's not my type either.

And at the poetry!!!

Here's mine:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
the debate continues,
Wraith - one prong, or two?




das

Hmm, the debate continues.... *goes off to find Aurora and Craig* Guys....

[ciannwn]

Never let it be said we wraith worshippers are not a cultured bunch!

We're definitely up to the standard of William Topaz McGonagall.

[ciannwn]

For Tubb's new admirers.

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