Wraith Defenders Club

[Draygon]

I am your pants...that is all you need to know...

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TODD: John Sheppard, transmit the coordinates ...or I will depants Mr Woolsey before your eyes.

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KENNY: We just dropped our pants.

TODD: I see that, yes. Why?

KENNY: I'm not sure. The computer seems to think it's due to battle damage.

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CROCKETT: Humans continue to attack our pants, sir.

TUBBS: Target the area around the zipper and open fire.

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TODD: Instead of criticising ... perhaps you could work at GETTING ME SOME MORE PANTS!

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CRAZY!TODD: Pants tastes like life itself.

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TODD: Let's not get caught up in unneccessary zippers.

WOOLSEY: I like zippers...

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TODD: So all's well. Your homeworld was saved, you and your friends survived and all thanks to my pants.

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Ah, yes...Todd's pants have saved the day!


das

ROTFLMPO

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My PANTS Off!!

[MyFavoriteWraith]

I am your pants...that is all you need to know...

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Spoiler:

TODD: John Sheppard, transmit the coordinates ...or I will depants Mr Woolsey before your eyes.

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KENNY: We just dropped our pants.

TODD: I see that, yes. Why?

KENNY: I'm not sure. The computer seems to think it's due to battle damage.

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CROCKETT: Humans continue to attack our pants, sir.

TUBBS: Target the area around the zipper and open fire.

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TODD: Instead of criticising ... perhaps you could work at GETTING ME SOME MORE PANTS!

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CRAZY!TODD: Pants tastes like life itself.

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TODD: Let's not get caught up in unneccessary zippers.

WOOLSEY: I like zippers...

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TODD: So all's well. Your homeworld was saved, you and your friends survived and all thanks to my pants.

~~~~~

Ah, yes...Todd's pants have saved the day!


das

LMAO - the Kenny exchange and the Woolsey exchange are my faves. Ohhhh, I wish I hadn't started doing crunches again! My guts are killing me. Actually, who needs crunches when we've got *pants*???

mfw

[Fandom Addict]

LOL - it just gives a whole new meaning to everything when you change one word. I'd like to thank das for choosing the word "pants". It provided for many lovely visuals.

Speaking of meaning, "non-plussed" was always one of those words that I originally thought was the opposite of what it was. It actuall means "to render utterly perplexed, puzzle completely" (the literal French "non plus" is "no more", if that helps). But I always thought it was the complete opposite, like "unfazed". Don't ask me why. I had some weird learning hiccups growing up.

mfw

I thought it meant that too.

Spoiler:

das

Can't green you, so mental green!

[Raeth]

I am your pants...that is all you need to know...

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TODD: John Sheppard, transmit the coordinates ...or I will depants Mr Woolsey before your eyes.

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KENNY: We just dropped our pants.

TODD: I see that, yes. Why?

KENNY: I'm not sure. The computer seems to think it's due to battle damage.

~~~~~

CROCKETT: Humans continue to attack our pants, sir.

TUBBS: Target the area around the zipper and open fire.

~~~~~

TODD: Instead of criticising ... perhaps you could work at GETTING ME SOME MORE PANTS!

~~~~~

CRAZY!TODD: Pants tastes like life itself.

~~~~~

TODD: Let's not get caught up in unneccessary zippers.

WOOLSEY: I like zippers...

~~~~~

TODD: So all's well. Your homeworld was saved, you and your friends survived and all thanks to my pants.

~~~~~


Ah, yes...Todd's pants have saved the day!


das

I had tears coming out of my eyes from laughing so much. I really want to taste some pants now, and I'm not even kidding.

[Raeth]

TODD: Instead of criticising ... perhaps you could work at GETTING ME SOME MORE PANTS!

I think that's my favourite so far.
I've been looking through transcripts for some more potential pants lines...

TODD: Transferring power from non-critical systems to pants regeneration.

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TODD: You woke me for pants?

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KENNY: This is pants. (Which doesn't have much meaning to it unless you add the dot, dot, dots and the exclamation mark - "This is absurd!" "Absurd? ...THESE...ARE...PANTS!")

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TODD: This makes no sense. These pants are behaving erratically.

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TODD: It is not your pants that concern me!

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TODD: During the process of hibernation, there is a continuous exchange of pants between Wraith and Hive.

[MyFavoriteWraith]

I think that's my favourite so far.
I've been looking through transcripts for some more potential pants lines...

TODD: Transferring power from non-critical systems to pants regeneration.

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TODD: You woke me for pants?

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KENNY: This is pants. (Which doesn't have much meaning to it unless you add the dot, dot, dots and the exclamation mark - "This is absurd!" "Absurd? ...THESE...ARE...PANTS!")

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TODD: This makes no sense. These pants are behaving erratically.

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TODD: It is not your pants that concern me!

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TODD: During the process of hibernation, there is a continuous exchange of pants between Wraith and Hive.

Just as you should avoid drinking beverages while reading posts on the WDC, so should you not swish mouthwash around in your mouth.

mfw

[MCH]

Just as you should avoid drinking beverages while reading posts on the WDC, so should you not swish mouthwash around in your mouth.

mfw

You should also avoid butter hot cross buns too while reading WDC and **pants** posts. Bun ended butter side up on carpet, butter on finger now on key board.

Still I had a lousy work week, so thank you to vryone for fnishing my week off with a good laugh.

WDC is doing is usual thing highbrow topics and then we descend with great glee into the gutter. Yeah for WDC!!!!

MCH

[dasNdanger]

I think that's my favourite so far.
I've been looking through transcripts for some more potential pants lines...

TODD: Transferring power from non-critical systems to pants regeneration.

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TODD: You woke me for pants?

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KENNY: This is pants. (Which doesn't have much meaning to it unless you add the dot, dot, dots and the exclamation mark - "This is absurd!" "Absurd? ...THESE...ARE...PANTS!")

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TODD: This makes no sense. These pants are behaving erratically.

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TODD: It is not your pants that concern me!

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TODD: During the process of hibernation, there is a continuous exchange of pants between Wraith and Hive.

Wish I could green you, but I can't. EVERYone who has pantsed this thread has given me a great laugh! Good job!

Ah, yes...the WDC is a rollercoaster! Up one minute, seriously discussing Wraith evolution, and right straight down the next, wallowing in the gutter with Todd, and his pants...

das

[geekywraith]

More PANTS

INT—TODD'S PANTS BRIDGE

[Sheppard, Ronon, and McKay walk into the pants.]

SHEPPARD: What's pants on?

WRAITH SECOND: The Primary's pants just went into hyperspace.

MCKAY: What?!

SHEPPARD: That wasn't part of the pants.

WRAITH SECOND: No, it was pants.

RONON: Where'd pants go?

WRAITH SECOND: I do not pants. There is no pants to track them.

RONON: (drawing his pants) He's pants!

[Wraith soldiers draw their own pants and point them at Ronon, McKay, and Sheppard before the other two can draw pants. McKay looks around nervously, raising his pants unthreateningly.]

[Mherriez]

Welcome to the Pegasus Pants!!

[Todds worshipper]

Thankyou everyone!
I just love seeing the words "Todd" and "pants" in the same sentence

[Draco-Stellaris]

Thankyou everyone!
I just love seeing the words "Todd" and "pants" in the same sentence

Me too!

[Draygon]

Thankyou everyone!
I just love seeing the words "Todd" and "pants" in the same sentence

more pant's the better!

[Draco-Stellaris]

more pant's the better!

Not exactly. I'm more for the opposite.
Gutter, here I am.

[dasNdanger]

Speaking of Todd, and pants...

Spoiler:

Is his 'fly' open in this pic...?



If so, I hope Shep zipped him up!

das