Ronon Dex/Jason Momoa Thunk Thread

[AlbinoMonkeyC]

Yozies!!

I am so loopy right now, its insane!!

[earndoggy]

Poor Shep...He's not thinking it through...*shakes thunker head*






*blushes*

RL

Spoiler:

I named my new flashdisk "Team Ronon". Does that count?

*jumps in*

It counts!!

Thanks a bunch, Doggie! *huggles*



Just realized that I used OT for both off topic and on topic. Uh - is there a way to shorten the latter?



*dissolves in giggly heap on floor* OMG, Doggie, you're getting better all the time! That one was my favorite. *wipes eyes* What a great shot to go with that caption! And of course we're the best thunkers EVER. You'd think Shep finally got the point, but I think our Colonel is not giving up yet...

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Shep: I'll show you how classy my thunkers are. But you have to change.
Ronon: I can't change, my thunkers like me just the way I am.
Shep: I mean change your clothes. To earth style.

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Shep: Okay, you got the earth part right, but I also said 'classy'.
Ronon: Oh yeah? Since when is a BTOY not classy? Bet you're just scared your thunkers will realize I look better in this than you.

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/e.../OCArrival.jpg
Ronon: Okay, I'm classy. How about your thunkers?
Shep: Patience, here's one of them now.

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/e...CHandshake.jpg

Random Shep thunker: Nice to meet you.
Ronon: And you.

**falls off chair laughing** Great job kiddo!!! And I don't think you need to shorten "on topic", but if you really want to you could use BTT... "Back To Topic." **shrugs**

Doggy and Stars, did I ever tell you I luffs you both?!

LOL!! Luffs you back!

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Ronon: "Some whumpers who pretended to be thunkers lured me here."

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Shep: "Ouch - yeah, I got plenty of those too."
Ronon: "Let's get out of here before they come back."
Shep: "Hell yeah."

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Ronon: "I think the coast is clear..."

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Ronon: "Don't think you can trick me again. I know who you are now..."

Right, Lah?

!!!!!!!!!! I forgot about the whumpers!! **giggle**

[starg8fans]

Huh? Wha? *polishes halo*

You're not fooling anyone, Lah! Least of all a fellow whumper like me...

**falls off chair laughing** Great job kiddo!!! And I don't think you need to shorten "on topic", but if you really want to you could use BTT... "Back To Topic." **shrugs**

!!!!!!!!!! I forgot about the whumpers!! **giggle**

BTT - got it, thanks doggie!

Is it too early for another one? Re-arranging my albums just makes these scenes jump out at me... I'll probably burn out in a couple of days like this, but no time like the present, right? Okay, back to Shep and his issues with Ronon's thunkers...

Ronon: Where are we going, Sheppard?
Shep: You'll see.



Ronon: This is weird.
Shep: You'll understand in a moment. *checks that hatch is closed*



Ronon: Okay, spill it. What are you up to?
Shep: Well... I figured this would be one place where your thunkers can't follow you.

[starg8fans]

Ronon: Fat chance. My thunkers can find me anywhere.
Shep: I would be very surprised if they did.



Ronon: They'll be here. Just you wait.
Shep: No sign of them yet. I think I've figured out a way to...
*beeping noise*


Shep: Oh cr@p.
Ronon: What is it?
Shep: Multiple life signs.
Ronon: Told ya they'd find me.



Ronon: And here they are.
Shep: What are they doing? Are they gonna...
Ronon: Yup.
Shep: Boy, that I gotta see.

[earndoggy]

Shep: "Ronon! Let him go!"
Rodney: "I swear I'll hit CTRL ALT DELETE this time!"
Ronon: "Sheppard, can't I just shoot him?"



McKay: "Oh, my hands! My hands hurt!"
Ronon: (palmhead) "Oh jeez, what a crybaby! That's nothing, it's just a scratch!"
Shep: "Ya know Rodney, he's right."



McKay: "Whattaya mean 'just a scratch'????? You'd think differently if it was YOUR hand."
Ronon: "No I wouldn't! Besides, I didn't do it."
McKay: "Excuse me?? You were the one holding me down! Sheppard had to ORDER you to stand down!"
Ronon: "It was your whumpers."
McKay: "My what????"
Ronon: (sighs) "Never mind."



Teyla: "Ronon!!!! Let go of Colonel Sheppard's hair!"
Ronon: "No. He blames me for McKay's wound and I didn't do it."
McKay: "Yes you did!"
Ronon: "I still have one hand free, you want me to grab your hair too?"



Teyla: "Stop it. Ronon, let go! Dr. McKay, there is not even any blood on your hand. Colonel Sheppard, why do you not restrain these two?"
Ronon: "Arrrrgggghhhhh!"

[AlbinoMonkeyC]

!!!!!!!!!! I forgot about the whumpers!! **giggle**

*gasp*
How dare you!!

[earndoggy]

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Ronon: Fat chance. My thunkers can find me anywhere.
Shep: I would be very surprised if they did.

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/e...aps/jo45-3.jpg

Ronon: They'll be here. Just you wait.
Shep: No sign of them yet. I think I've figured out a way to...
*beeping noise*

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/e...aps/jo46-3.jpg
Shep: Oh cr@p.
Ronon: What is it?
Shep: Multiple life signs.
Ronon: Told ya they'd find me.

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/e...aps/jo34-3.jpg

Ronon: And here they are.
Shep: What are they doing? Are they gonna...
Ronon: Yup.
Shep: Boy, that I gotta see.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
That is brilliant, Star!!! **Laughs some more**

[earndoggy]

Ronon: "Uh... Sheppard? I'm sorry I grabbed your hair. I got carried away."
Shep: "It's okay big guy. McKay drives me crazy too. You do owe him an apology though."



Ronon: "Sheppard says I should apologize to you."
McKay: "Yeah, yeah, I'm concentrating."



McKay: (realizes what Ronon said). "My hand still hurts! You should apologize."
Ronon: "That's what Sheppard said. So, I apologize."
McKay: "Really?"
Ronon: "No."



Ronon: "Yikes! Those are whumpers, not thunkers! I'm outta here?"
McKay? "What?"
Ronon: (realizes they're McKay whumpers) "Nothing."

[earndoggy]

McKay: "Oh my God! Why do they have pitchforks and mousetraps?"
Ronon: "I told you. Those are whumpers. Don't worry, I'll protect you."
McKay: "Really?"
Ronon: "No."



Ronon: "Sorry Dr. Weir. McKay's whumpers got carried away. Let me help you up."
Elizabeth: "Why, thank you Ronon!"
Rodney: "What am I, chopped liver?"



Elizabeth: "As a matter of fact, yes!"



Elizabeth: "Oh my!"
Rodney: "You see what I mean!"
Ronon: "No time for talk. Let's get out of here!"

[starg8fans]

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McKay: "Whattaya mean 'just a scratch'????? You'd think differently if it was YOUR hand."
Ronon: "No I wouldn't! Besides, I didn't do it."
McKay: "Excuse me?? You were the one holding me down! Sheppard had to ORDER you to stand down!"
Ronon: "It was your whumpers."
McKay: "My what????"
Ronon: (sighs) "Never mind."

<snip>

Teyla: "Stop it. Ronon, let go! Dr. McKay, there is not even any blood on your hand. Colonel Sheppard, why do you not restrain these two?"
Ronon: "Arrrrgggghhhhh!"[/CENTER]

Doggie, you're a GENIUS! The look on McKay's face when Ronon mentions the whumpers... And the facepalm at the end! I will never be able to look at this scene with a straight face again...

Edit And there's more - YAY! *runs off to read*

[starg8fans]

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McKay: "Oh my God! Why do they have pitchforks and mousetraps?"
Ronon: "I told you. Those are whumpers. Don't worry, I'll protect you."
McKay: "Really?"
Ronon: "No."

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It gets better and better. Wish I could green you, Doggie! I love those "Really?" - "No." exchanges between those two. So typical. And Rodney is chopped liver? Way to go, Liz! A woman after my own heart. Heck, I wouldn't spare him a glance either if Ronon was clutching my arm! (It's okay to say that, right? I mean, what are the chances of any McKay thunkers lurking here?)

[AlbinoMonkeyC]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...il/mormc74.jpg

McKay: "Oh my God! Why do they have pitchforks and mousetraps?"
Ronon: "I told you. Those are whumpers. Don't worry, I'll protect you."
McKay: "Really?"
Ronon: "No."

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...il/mormc78.jpg

Ronon: "Sorry Dr. Weir. McKay's whumpers got carried away. Let me help you up."
Elizabeth: "Why, thank you Ronon!"
Rodney: "What am I, chopped liver?"

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...il/mormc79.jpg

Elizabeth: "As a matter of fact, yes!"

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...il/mormc80.jpg

Elizabeth: "Oh my!"
Rodney: "You see what I mean!"
Ronon: "No time for talk. Let's get out of here!"

Poor Mckay!!!!

[Crimsonravenwolf]

OMFG!! *snickers uncontrollably at Teyla telling Ronon to let go of Shep's hair* ROTFLMFAO!! Aw hell that's hysterical!! *high fives Stars and Doggy for their brilliance* You guys rock!! More please!! Woohoo!! }:O

[Vana]

LMAO you ladies are awesome please don't stop didn't know I could drool and laugh - I look like a mad woman now, thanks oh pass the drool bucket please.

[AlbinoMonkeyC]

LMAO you ladies are awesome please don't stop didn't know I could drool and laugh - I look like a mad woman now, thanks oh pass the drool bucket please.

*passes drool bucket to Vana*

I was watching con videos....