Favorite SGA Quotes

[Todd's Pet]

Sheppard: [to Todd] If I find out you're playing us, I'm not gonna wait for authorization, there isn't gonna be any paperwork. I'm just gonna kill you.

To which Todd replied, "Naturally."

[Todd's Pet]

From The Defiant One:

Puny human: You're going to kill me anyway

Wraith(named Greg by fans): Yes, but not all at once!

[Kathryn]

Wraith(named Greg by fans): Yes, but not all at once!

Greg? You named him Greg??

[LtColCarter]

Teyla: Better to have you on the outside in case something goes wrong.

McKay: It won't! How many times do I have to say this?

Teyla: Rodney. Between the two of you, if something *were* to go wrong, which would be the greater loss?

McKay: Well, I've never thought of it that way but she's right. *You* should go.

[_42]

Mckay: Ok we have been over this, I am doing this manually and half power. It's a cake walk.
Zelenka: I don't think it matters how much cake you walk on.
- Trinity

[Todd's Pet]

Greg? You named him Greg??

Hey, no worse than Todd or Steve!

Re your siggie - of course wraith are bad boys! *thunk*

[Kathryn]

Re your siggie - of course wraith are bad boys! *thunk*

I'm not sure whether most people get that quote - Amanda and David made up a song when they were filming Trio....and that's one of the lines from it. They plan to take it on the road as a musical when they retire

[LtColCarter]

McKay: Doctor Fumbles McStupid over here was in way over his head!

[asdf1239]

Todd: One of our facilities is under attack by a rival Hive. Our two support ships must depart for battle. My Hive will remain here; continue the work with Doctor Keller.

Woolsey: I'm glad to hear that.

(Both Todd and Caldwell turn and stare at him)

Woolsey: Oh, not the "under attack" part. That's unfortunate, of course. I-I just meant ...never mind.

[LtColCarter]

McKay: Don't try to talk me out of this — I may very well listen.

[Torzy86]

Tao of Rodney

Zelenka: Normally if Dr. Esposito weren't around, I doubt you would have been as reckless as you were.
McKay: Are you insane?
Sheppard: Which one is Esposito?
Zelenka: Oh, the long dark-haired...
Sheppard: Oh, right, the one with the perky little...
McKay: Do you mind?! We're trying to work here.
Sheppard: For the record I was gonna say 'smile'.
McKay: Ya, I'm sure you were.

[kusanagi]

Tao of Rodney

Zelenka: Normally if Dr. Esposito weren't around, I doubt you would have been as reckless as you were.
McKay: Are you insane?
Sheppard: Which one is Esposito?
Zelenka: Oh, the long dark-haired...
Sheppard: Oh, right, the one with the perky little...
McKay: Do you mind?! We're trying to work here.
Sheppard: For the record I was gonna say 'smile'.
McKay: Ya, I'm sure you were.

[LtColCarter]

Sheppard: I guess we're all gonna die.

McKay: You're doing that on purpose! You're creating an impossible task that my ego will force me to overcome!

[LtColCarter]

Neera: You do not fear them?

Sheppard: The Wraith? Naah. Now *clowns* — that's another story.

[kusanagi]

Neera: You do not fear them?

Sheppard: The Wraith? Naah. Now *clowns* — that's another story.

How can you remember all that??