Favorite SGA Quotes

[Martina Magnus]

McKay: I'm going in a straight line
*HUD comes up with e weaving line over laying a straight line*
Sheppard: Not so much.

Love that one

[Grace]

Lt. Col. Sheppard: Maybe there's something wrong with him an MRI wouldn't pick up, if you know what I mean.
Dr McKay: I'm not crazy, I just have another consciousness in my brain!
Lt. Col. Sheppard: So he just looks crazy?
Dr. McKay: I'm sure I do, but only because Dr. Fumbles McStupid here was in way over his head!
Dr. Zelenka: Yes! I made a mistake trying to save your life! Now, do you want to try and fix it, or do you want to continue to berate me some more?
Dr. McKay: I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time

[Sapphire_Jade]

Lt. Col. Sheppard: Maybe there's something wrong with him an MRI wouldn't pick up, if you know what I mean.
Dr McKay: I'm not crazy, I just have another consciousness in my brain!
Lt. Col. Sheppard: So he just looks crazy?
Dr. McKay: I'm sure I do, but only because Dr. Fumbles McStupid here was in way over his head!
Dr. Zelenka: Yes! I made a mistake trying to save your life! Now, do you want to try and fix it, or do you want to continue to berate me some more?
Dr. McKay: I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time

My favorite scene out of all of Atlantis! I love the Dr Fumbles McStupid part

[Grace]

My favorite scene out of all of Atlantis! I love the Dr Fumbles McStupid part

Yeah, me too. I was laughing pretty much through that entire episode!

[Martina Magnus]

SUMNER: Go to hell.

WRAITH: Earth first.

[Grace]

Aiden Ford: Gateship One, ready to go.
John Sheppard: "Gateship One?" A little puddle-jumper like this?
Ford: It's a ship. It goes through the gate. Gateship One.
Sheppard: Oh, no no no. That's all wrong.
Ford: Doctor McKay thought it was cool.
Sheppard: Oh, okay. Well, it's official: You don't get to name anything. Ever. Flight, this is... Puddle Jumper!
McKay: This is Flight, I thought we were going with Gateship?
Sheppard: Negative, Flight.
McKay: Stand by. It's a ship, it goes through the gate. I thought... Fine. Puddle Jumper, you are clear to go.
Sheppard: Roger that. Dial it up, lieutenant

[LtColCarter]

Dr. McKay: They couldn't have. Even if they deduced the location of Earth, they won't be able to get there, unless, they downloaded something else on the Hive-ship plans. Oh it's something like spyware, just like my stupidly downloaded porn...

Ronon: What?

Dr. McKay: Music! My downloaded music.

[GateGhost]

My favorite scene out of all of Atlantis! I love the Dr Fumbles McStupid part

I also like that line. Classic Rodney. It has me in stitches every time I watch this episode.

[Libero]

Dr. Beckett to Rodney who "passed out":

"Faint" is a proper medical term!

[The Flyattractor]

The one where Todd says something along the lines of.
"I hope the food is as delicious as the farmers who grew them."

[Ukko]

Return Pt1. McKay to Woolsey on the subject of the Ancients.

McKay: "Well did you remind them if we hadnt hunted and gathered them out of the void between galaxies, they would still be stuck there."

[Martina Magnus]

Weir: Ok, what are our options?
McKay: Well, let's see, we've got slow death, quick death, painful death, cold lonely death....

[Hitokage]

every Zelenka's czech speaking scene

[AresLover452]

Todd: *holds his feeding hand out to Col. Carter then laughs* Wraith Humor.

[Martina Magnus]

Sheppard: Well, it's about time. Any longer and we'd have had to save ourselves!