Favorite SGA Quotes

[Martina Magnus]

Carson Beckett: My turtles!

[*Kiwi*]

Posted by Teyla-Joy: I like the one were Rodney is on Morphine: Have you seen a guy who looks like you and a pretty girl with a caveman? lol that was funny! :rodney:

I love that line too. And then, "Gluteus maximus," as he repeats it over and over until it suddenly dawns on him that means his butt! LOL.

[LtColCarter]

Ronon: Sheppard's on the list; McKay is on the list. Why aren't Teyla and me?

Dr. Weir: What, you're feeling left out?

Ronon I just wanna know who thinks I'm not a threat and give 'em a chance to change their mind.

[Martina Magnus]

Sheppard: They can't all be planets with cool technology and open-minded women.
McKay: I don't see why not

[syfygyrl]

CADMAN: So -- maybe you should pick some wildflowers from around here -- I think she'd get a kick out of that.
McKAY: What are you talking about?
CADMAN: You've got a date tomorrow tonight with Katie Brown, right? She's a botanist -- she never gets to go offworld, so ...
BECKETT: What's this now?!
McKAY: It's nothing, nothing.
BECKETT: You have a date, Rodney? With a woman?
McKAY: It is simply two adults sharing some friendly ... yes, with a woman!

[Martina Magnus]

Woolsey: Was this all you could find?
O'Neill: No, actually there was a lovely buffet.

[AresLover452]

McKay: Oh My god, he is Kirk.

lmao!

[Sapphire_Jade]

Season 1 "Home"- McKAY: It's like looking through a microscope at a cell culture and seeing a thousand dancing hamsters! It's impossible!

[AresLover452]

John: Ok, operation "this will end badly" is a go.

[Irish-coffee]

The storm part 1 :
Sheppard: I'm here.
McKay: I told you to contact me when you go to the first one, Major.
Sheppard: I am at the first one, Rodney.
McKay: Oh, sorry. I've already done mine.
Sheppard: Oh, great. Good for you.
Weir: Me, too.
Sheppard: Good for everyone.
McKay: Where are you now?
Sheppard: I'm at the damn grounding station.
McKay: No no no, not you.
Weir: I'm in the transporter.
McKay: There you are.
Weir: There I am.
Sheppard: Glad everybody's having such a good time.

Part 2 :

the genii (I can't remember his name) : Or I'll kill Dr Weir
Sheppard : Again ?

I love these quotes XD

[LtColCarter]

Dr. Weir: How are Rodney and Teyla?

Dr. McKay: He shot me!

Lt. Col. Sheppard: They're both fine.

Dr. McKay: You shot me!

Lt. Col. Sheppard: [visibly upset] Yes, Rodney, I shot you, and I said I was sorry!

Ronon: You shot me, too.

Lt. Col. Sheppard: I'm sorry for shooting everyone!!

[Irish-coffee]

I love this one to !

Carson Beckett : How come I never make friends like that?
Rodney McKay: You need to get out more.
Carson Beckett: We're in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?

or :

John Sheppard: Without inertial dampening, we'd be hit by so many g's, our eyes would pop, our skin would pull away from our faces, our brains would squish up to the back our skulls, and our internal organs would be crushed into these chairs. What about that sandwich?

[Martina Magnus]

Richard Woolsey: That sounded like another explosion.
Major General Jack O'Neill: Yes, yes it did.
Richard Woolsey: What does that mean?
Major General Jack O'Neill: Something exploded.

[Libero]

Sheppard: Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death.
Weir: Oscar Wilde?
Sheppard: Princess Bride. Good movie.

Love "Princess Bride"

[Martina Magnus]

Sheppard: Looks like one of those toys you play with as a kid.
McKay: Commodore 64?
Ronon: Triple barrel shotgun?
Sheppard: No, a kaleidoscope