Favorite SGA Quotes

[mysterywriter012]

[Todd boards Daedalus for Keller's anti-feeding therapy]
Woolsey: [clears throat] Today is an historic day. Robert Grosseteste once said...
Todd: I would like to begin as soon as possib;e
Woolsey: Y-y-yes but I wanted to recognize..
Toss: I have my doubts that your plan will be effective, so shall we drop these unfounded pleasantries and get to work?
[Todd and Wraith leave, leavind Woolsey and Caldwell]
[Long Pause]
Caldwell: Robert who?

[Martina Magnus]

Dr. Zelenka: It's like being handed the Wraith encyclopedia and don't know where to start.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: When I was a kid and got my first encyclopedia, I started with the letter S.
Dr. Zelenka: Yes, well, I'm sure the Wraith sexuality is interesting.

[Eye Of Ra]

Replicator John: Have we made any progress?
Replicator Rodney: Yeah, the Gate's not working.
Replicator John: I think we figured that much last week when you broke it

[spinny magee]

Rodney: YOU WANT SOME OF THIS! HUH? HUH!!!
(Clip falls out of sidearm)
^ The Siege Part 3

O'Neill: Well that was a waste of a perfectly good Explanation
^ Rising Part 1

[spinny magee]

(after learning Rodney had blown up a solar system)
Rodney: Well theres a problem at the moment Jeannie we are at war
Jeannie: Did you start that too!!?:?!?
^Mr Mckay and Mrs Miller

Sheppard (To kolya eleventy times): I am going to kill you

Ronon: *grunting noise*

[Eye Of Ra]

Landry: You’re just mad you didn’t get to fly the maiden voyage yourself.

O'Neill: General, I am quite fond of both maidens and voyages. I mean, put the two together and ...

Landry: You’re not a test pilot any more, Jack.

O'Neill: That’s what the President said

[Martina Magnus]

[regarding Rodney]
Teyla: Why do you refer to him as the Oracle?
Nola: The Oracle is a wise and omnipotent deity.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: [to Ronon] Boy, she’s in for a rude awakening.

[Eye Of Ra]

Caldwell: As a general rule, I like to keep daring rescues down to one a day

[Martina Magnus]

Dr. McKay: (Talking about Kolya and his men) What if they burn down the village out of spite?
Lucius: Well, that'll be petty of them.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Yeah well, they're like that.

[Eye Of Ra]

McKay: We've made a terrible mistake -- we never should have revived Kavanagh!

[Martina Magnus]

Rod: I envy you. You say exactly what's on your mind no matter how it makes you look. I can only imagine the freedom you must have, not caring if people like you or not.
Dr. McKay: Oh. [thinks a moment] People don't like me?

[wheresmyfroggy]

1.18 Underground

Mckay: "Yes, but I need my eyes for seeing!"

[Martina Magnus]

Gen. O'Neill: How's that plan "B" workin' for ya? Good?
Dr. McKay: Actually, it's...it's more like, uh, plan "C".

[mysterywriter012]

Col. Steven Caldwell: Can we submerge the city again?
Dr. Rodney McKay: *sighs* It's a city, not a yo-yo

[Martina Magnus]

Dr. McKay: Apparently Tesla was close to something like this before Edison trashed his lab.