Favorite SGA Quotes

[Eye Of Ra]

Sheppard: Easy, Chewie, you're gonna cut your hands off

[mysterywriter012]

Sheppard: Oh great last time I came face to face with myself, I wound up kicking my own ass

[Eye Of Ra]

Todd: I did not think you would come.
Ronon: What are friends for

[mysterywriter012]

Todd: I was going to overload their systems, but I doubt there is enough time for that now
Ronon: I was just gonna blow it up
Todd: Naturally

[Eye Of Ra]

Teldy: Where's Porter?
Beckett: We don't know.
Sheppard: That's great! All we need now is for the Prom Queen and the kid in the wheelchair to wander off and we're all set

[mysterywriter012]

Watson: Whoa! Nice Shot
Sheppard: It was alright
Watson: Alright? You can't even see where it lande
Sheppard: Well, its not a distance game its an accuracy one!
Ronon: So pick a spot, I'll hit it there

[ladyjanus]

I forget what episode its from but when McKay and Sheppard are comparing the various pseudo-realities they'd been in McKay tells Sheppard "I thought you'd have more hot chicks..."

[wheresmyfroggy]

I forget what episode its from but when McKay and Sheppard are comparing the various pseudo-realities they'd been in McKay tells Sheppard "I thought you'd have more hot chicks..."

Ooooh, Doppelganger, I think. Talking about Shep's dreamworld.

Mckay: "I thought there'd be more hot chicks."
Shep: "Me too."

[Martina Magnus]

Lt. Col. Sheppard: [Typing in Rodney's password, who thinks Sheppard can't remember it] 16431879196842. See, it doesn't take a genius.
Teyla: I-it doesn't?
Lt. Col. Sheppard: 1643 is the year Isaac Newton was born. 1879, Einstein. And 1968...
Teyla: The year Rodney was born.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Never underestimate the size of that man's ego.
Teyla: Weren't there other numbers?
Lt. Col. Sheppard: 42.
Teyla: What is that?
Lt. Col. Sheppard: It's the ultimate answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything.
[Teyla stares at him blankly.]

[Eye Of Ra]

McKay: I mean, it'll take them some time to adapt, to figure out how to function within the new parameters.
Carter: How much time?
McKay: Well, I mean, I hate to speculate.
Sheppherd: Oh? Since when?

[Martina Magnus]

Teyla: Today he's decided that he will only sleep as long as I hold him and keep moving. I've already walked half the city and back again.
Dr. Keller: My parents used to put me in the car. My dad would have to drive around and around and around the block at three o'clock in the morning!
Teyla: Hmm. That would be lovely. At least I'd be sitting down!

[Eye Of Ra]

Sheppard: Five bucks to anybody who can figure out how to contact the Daedalus.

Banks: [her console beeps] Uh, Colonel Sheppard?

Sheppard: Got an idea, Banks?

Banks: Well, no, but I am being hailed by the Daedalus on subspace. Does that count?

Sheppard: Technically that's not your idea, but good enough. Put ‘em on screen. I'll pay you later

[Martina Magnus]

Lt. Col. Sheppard: Jervis taken care of?
Teyla: He and his men have been locked up. They will not be giving us any more trouble. Though I do not think it was necessary to stun them.
Ronon: Felt good, though.

[thekillman]

Sheppard: We should bring a science team
Mckay: I AM a science team

[Martina Magnus]

Col. John Sheppard: Reeves you take Couglin at the gate, Teyla you're with me, and Major you've got McKay
Major Evan Lorne: Oh, Lucky me