Favorite SGA Quotes

[dolfyn]

Just a few I can think of off the top of my head.


Weir: Ok, what are our options?
McKay: Well, let's see, we've got slow death, quick death, painful death, cold lonely death....
(The Seige Part III)

Carson: Oh crap!
(several different episodes)

Sheppard (to Ronan): Easy, Chewie!
(several different episodes)

Weir: And why not assume he'll make his own way back through the portal?
McKay: Because Colonel Sheppard would've already had hours to make it back through the portal in the time I wasted explaining the situation to Conan & Xena!
(Epiphany)



Feel the love.
dolfyn.

[dolfyn]

Carson: Why can't I make friends like that?
Rodney: You need to get out more.
Carson: I'm in another galaxy. How much more "out" can I get?
(Rising Part II)


Carson: I must warn you, I'm not very good at this sort of thing.
Ford: Well, don't worry. The only people to see it is gonna be your family.
Carson: Aye. And you & the US military.
Ford: Well, give it a shot.
Carson: What shall I say?
Ford: Um.... uh.... "I miss you", "I wish you were here"?
Carson: I wish who was here?
Ford: I don't know. Who do you wish was here?
Carson: Nobody! I wish I wasn't bloody here!
(Letters From Pegasus)



Feel the love.
dolfyn.

[LtColCarter]

McKay: Seriously, am I the only one creeped out by that guy?

Sheppard: They're politicians, Rodney - they're all creepy.

McKay: Margaret Thatcher wasn't creepy. OK - well, maybe a little. In fact, she was like an aunt of mine - same hairstyle, facial structure, only my aunt was much taller, and remarkably hirsute. Oddest thing: she had to shave twice a day.

[dolfyn]

McKay: I figure it will be nice if we were all together as we burn up.
Sheppard: McKay...
McKay: I'm sorry, I mean "as we get rescued", I always get those two confused.
(The Ark)


Beckett: Tell them I'll be there in a jiff.
Sheppard: You guys hear that?
McKay: [sarcastically] Yaayy, faint hope.
(The Ark)



Feel the love.
dolfyn.

[dolfyn]

[Sheppard sees Hermiod for the first time.]
McKay: [mutters] Don't stare. He hates it when people stare.
Sheppard: Am I the only one who thinks it's strange we're working with an alien?
McKay: Intergalactic hyperdrive technology's kind of new to us, so we need his help.
Sheppard: [whispers] Is he s'posed to be naked like that?
(The Intruder)



Feel the love.
dolfyn.

[Kathryn]

So many wonderful quotes...

First Contact:

Woolsey: Try not to blow her up while I'm gone
Sheppard: No promises

[LtColCarter]

So many wonderful quotes...

First Contact:

Woolsey: Try not to blow her up while I'm gone
Sheppard: No promises

[thekillman]

not even half as hilarious as Wooley's look when he says that. like "Huh?"

Sheppard:
"it's gonna be a walk in the park. a very scary park, filled with monsters who are tring to kill me."

Michael

"i do not understand"

[dolfyn]

Weir: [about Rodney] How is he?
Beckett: Asleep. Finally. Mercifully.
Weir: Has he mentioned anything about Sheppard & the others?
Beckett: No, not yet. Our conversation was of a different sort. I feel not unlike... the priest in "The Exorcist".
(The Hive)


[Sheppard, walking through a forest, hears a distant roaring & raises his P-90]
Sheppard: Well, either you're gonna eat me, or.... I'm gonna eat you.
(Epiphany)


Feel the love.
dolfyn.

[fumblesmcstupid]

Jack: I like to close my eyes and think of England. ~ the Return P-2

[pointoforigin]

Rising Part1
WEIR: I've been choosing members for this exhibition for months Doctor. I'm not the one who needs convincing.
O'NEILL: Oh, I'm convinced, have fun.
JACKSON: It's a little more complicated than that...
MCKAY: we need the ZedPM to power the Gate
O'NEILL: What?
JACKSON: ZeePM. He's Canadian.
O'NEILL: I'm sorry.

[LtColCarter]

McKay: Well, assuming that we're still alive, and there doesn't appear to be any damage as a result of the pulse, I think we can safely conclude that, uh... um...
[long pause]

McKay: I got nothing. I mean I've got nothing to conclude, I was just... talking for the sake of talking.

Sheppard: You sure you're ok?

McKay: You know how much I hate certain death?

[dolfyn]

All from Irresistible.

Beckett: He could prove to be a very powerful ally. He's a very wise & kind man.
Weir: Are you feeling alright?
Beckett: Whatcha mean?
Sheppard: It's just you're acting... a little...
Weir: Smitten?
Sheppard: I had another word in mind.


Sheppard: What the hell is going on?
Weir: What do you mean?
Sheppard: What do I mean? We leave for a few hours, & Lucius turns you all into Stepford wives.


Sheppard: What's this?
McKay: Ah. I took the liberty of searching his room. There's some residue from the liquid still in the vial. It'll take some time to break it down. I could have used Carson's help on this, but um...
Sheppard: He's out picking daffodils for his new friend.


Sheppard: Look, I would just kidnap him & take him away somewhere until the pheromone wore off; but, the people back on his home planet are starting to get sick, & it looks like they're gonna get worse before they get better. I don't wanna put our people through that.
Beckett: YOU’RE DOING IT TO ME RIGHT NOW!!
Sheppard punches Beckett in the shoulder.
Beckett: OW!
Sheppard: Buck up, Carson! You haven't been exposed that long! Look, I need you to figure out a way how to counter-act this thing. There's gotta be an antidote of some kind.
Beckett: I can't.
Sheppard: Yes, ya can. You can beat it.
Beckett: [tearfully] But, he NEEDS me! *sob, sob sob sob sob sob*


Feel the love.
dolfyn.

[LtColCarter]

McKay: All I know is that she's not who she's pretending to be.

Weir: And you know this because...?

McKay: What, I'm not allowed to have intuition?

Weir: You? No.

[Stargate Atlantis Girl]

McKay: I am a science team!