Favorite SGA Quotes

[The Dude of Lebowski]

Niam: We're finished probing your minds.

Sheppard: I'm glad that's all you were probing.

[Martina Magnus]

Col. Caldwell: Colonel.
Col. Ellis: Colonel.
[They turn to Carter]
Col. Caldwell: Colonel.
Col. Carter: Colonels.
[They turn to Sheppard]
Col. Ellis: Colonel.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: Colonels.
Dr. McKay: [grimacing] Seriously?

[LtColCarter]

Dr. Weir: You do understand the Geneva Convention prohibits using prisoners for scientific experiments?

Maj. Sheppard: No offense, doc, but had the Wraith attended the Geneva Convention, they would have tried to feed on everyone there.

[Martina Magnus]

Dr. McKay: [casually] Whole planet will be destroyed in the process.
Larrin: You don't mess around, do you?

[LtColCarter]

Lt. Ford: I've never seen so much nothing.

Maj. Sheppard: And I've never walked so far to see it.

[Martina Magnus]

Dr. McKay: [About to be 'almost' fed on by a Wraith Queen] Great, in my entire life I was never chosen first. And now fate decides to restore the balance.

[LtColCarter]

Lt. Ford: How could something as big as Atlantis just sink?

Maj. Sheppard: I'm sure the passengers on the Titanic were asking themselves the same question.

[Martina Magnus]

Lt. Col. Sheppard: [to Rodney] More searching, less complaining.
Dr. McKay: Sorry, I'm hungry. When I'm hungry, I get cranky.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: And when you get cranky, you get hit.
Dr. McKay: Okay, okay....

[LtColCarter]

[The science team is trying to come up with a solution to a problem while being very short on time]

Dr. McKay: You're right. If only we had a magical tool that could slow down time. I foolishly left mine on Earth - did you bring yours?

Dr. Zelenka: You know, you're not pleasant when you're like this, McKay.

Dr. McKay: I'm always like this.

Dr. Zelenka: My point exactly.

[Martina Magnus]

Ronon: He was fed on by the Wraith. That's not a good way to go.
Teal'c: Indeed.
Ronon: You say that a lot.
Teal'c: What?
Ronon: "Indeed".
Teal'c: Do I?
Ronon: Yeah.
Teal'c: I had not noticed.

[LtColCarter]

Maj. Sheppard: McKay will come up with something.

Dr. McKay: I will try, but despite what you all may think, I am not Superman.

[Sheppard looks around]

Maj. Sheppard: Was anyone seriously thinking that?

[Weir, Teyla and the other scientist shake their heads 'No']

Lt. Ford: No sir.

Dr. Zelenka: Never.

[Martina Magnus]

Dr. McKay: Look, um, I know you've already been debriefed about the future events – all the things we were hoping to avoid – but there's just one more thing I need to know.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: What?
Dr. McKay: Did I still have hair?
Lt. Col. Sheppard: [pausing] No.

[LtColCarter]

Dr. Beckett: The dots don't tell us much about who's who. How do we know which one's the Major?

Lt. Ford: He'll be the dot getting rid of all the other dots.

[Eye Of Ra]

Sheppard: What the hell is going on?
Weir: What do you mean?
Sheppard: What do I mean. We leave for two hours, and Lucius turned you all into Stepford wives

[LtColCarter]

Dr. Weir: Nice work, Rodney.

Dr. McKay: Did you ever doubt me?

Dr. Weir: Yes. Several times.