Mission Reports - Ronon style

[Stargate Atlantis Girl]

Brain Storm

McKay went to a nerd convention to talk about science.....oh yea, and Jennifer went too........
Apperently something went wrong and McKay had to save the day with his knolege of science......dork......
Jennifer fell for him and now they're together......I don't care......
End of report

[Torzy86]

Travelers

Spoiler:

Sheppard disappeared
Sit in a Jumper for hours
We Found him

[Stargate Atlantis Girl]

Grace Under Pressure

McKay got stuck in a jumper in the ocean.....it was kinda funny
He babbled on about how he saw Sam, and that she was with him......ok, he didn't "babble" on about it.....he said it in his sleep, it was funny.
We rescued him.
Yeah, that's it.
End of report.

[CaramelMonkey]

Duet.

Cadman was in McKay's head.
They shared a body.
He kissed a boy and he liked it.
End of report.

[starg8fans]

Submersion

Went to check something out.
Turned out to be a Wraith Queen.
She messed with Teyla's head.
Made her kick me in the nuts stomach.
Then Teyla messed with the Wraith's head.
We killed her. The Queen, not Teyla.

End of report

[Sp!der]

The Lost Boys

Went to Planet.
Got Kidnapped By Ford
he gives me drugs.
Ford Wanted us to help him blow up a hive-ship.
plan fails.
end of report.

[CaramelMonkey]

Sunday.

Carson died.
BRB, murdering writers.
*cocks gun*
End of report.

[Sue_Jackson]

Midway

Met Teal'c
Fought Teal'c
Went to Midway Station with Teal'c
Shot up Wraith in SGC with Teal'c
Found geeks including McKay...and Sheppard in floating Jumper
End of report

[MattSilver 3k]

The Siege, Parts 1, 2 and 3:

"Wasn't there.
Wish I had been.
End of report."

[Eri13]

Sateda























*end report*

[Sp!der]

Sateda























*end report*

haha

[Hiccups]

Tabula Rasa

Everybody but Teyla and me got sick with something we had as kids.
They forgot who they were and panicked.
I had to take Sheppard to the mainland to get a plant to cure them.
Sheppard was a pain so I tied him up.
(I even got to shoot him.)
We got the plant back to Teyla and McKay who did something with it and cured everybody.
Then we spent the next week cleaning up the mess everyone made.

[IV]

The Seer:
Teyla's worried
Met a guy who can see things
Todd's prisoner (*pats gun*)
Replicators now hate us
His hive and another blew each other up (no fun for me)
McKay and Todd are working on a computer virus
Much easier to get a really big gun...

[Gem of Tigress]

Runner.

i met some crazy guy called Ford. shot Shepppard and Teyla, got that dang tracking device removed. fought Crazy guy,came to Atlantis, found out my homeworld was compleatly destroyed. wanted to Kill some Wraith. end of report.

[1LTBarden]

Keeping with the holidays heres a christmas one

Sheppard told me some fat guy will come down my chimney with a bag of toys
What do I need toys for?
Going to stay up and shoot him if he tries it
End report