Mission Reports - Ronon style

[Rockhound]

Inferno:

We went to help some people.
Got real hot.
Almost died.
Didn't die.
End of Report.


The Ark:

Went to check something out.
Hurt shoulder.
Fixed shoulder.
Got rescued by Lorne.
Came home.

[Alteran of Atlantis]

First Contact
Went on the Daedalus with Keller
McKay was jealous
Wraith boarded Daedalus
Todd did it
Knew we shouldn't have trusted him

[Heqet]

The Lost Tribe

Todd took the Daedalus.
Tried to crash it into a planet.
It didn't work.
End of report.

[Alteran of Atlantis]

The Pegasus Project
SG-1 came to Atlantis
Daniel saw an Ancient
Wraith attacked the Daedalus
Mitchell threatened McKay with a lemon
Should've thought of that

[Mefusta]

Reunion haiku mission report:

Met up with my friends.
They were bad so I killed them.
End of my report.

[Alteran of Atlantis]

Epiphany
Sheppard got stuck in a timefield
We had to get in and rescue him
He met some hot Ancient chick
They Ascended
Went home
End of report

[ReFRidgerator]

Enemy At the Gate
The Wraith found Earth.
We fought them and I died.
I came back.
Atlantis showed up.
We destroyed the wratih ship.
Stargate Atlantis ended.

[Cold Fuzz]

Time to really resurrect this thread. It's worth it!


Harmony
Who the hell is Harmony?
I went game hunting in the mainland.
I ate the birds.
They were chewy.
End of report.

[akren]

Tao of Rodney

Rodney fiddled with a machine to help make the Ancestors Ascend during the war with the Wraith.
Rodney's brain & body got fried during his meddling.
Rodney got fancy new powers & abilities.
We found out if he didn't Ascend he was gonna die.
Rodney became all nice & helped people.
He healed my scars from when I was a Runner.
He wrote a book on Dr Weir.
He helped that little grey alien upgraded the Daedalus' shields.
He wrote a new kind of math (which he later forgot).
He almost died, but told Dr Beckkett how to save him using his mind.
We put him back into the machine.
It re-wrote his insides & fixed him so he'd live.
He went back to being a jerk.

[EvilSpaceAlien]

Enemy at the Gate

Wraith guy made a superhive.
He attacked earth.
I got killed and revived.
We stopped the Wraith dude.
The city landed on earth.
It was boring.
End of report.

[Cold Fuzz]

Phantoms

We went to a planet.
Everybody acted weird because of Wraith tech.
Sheppard shot me!
It sucked!
McKay turned off the Wraith tech.
Getting shot sucks.

End of report.

[Stargate Atlantis Girl]

Conversion

"Sheppard turned into a bug"
"Beckett fixed him"
"End of report"

[Teal'c_PI]

The Game

Sheppard and McKay were playing some stupid game.
The game did stuff to some people on a planet.
Made them wanna fight.
We had to go stop it.
The people were idiots.
We did something. Don't get what it was.
Stopped them from fighting.
End of report.

[CaramelMonkey]

Vegas.

Sheppard was a detective.
I still don't get it.
End of report.

[Cold Fuzz]

Trio

Heh, I worked out.
Then I ate.
I slept.
Well.

End of report.