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The John Sheppard/Teyla Emmagan Galleria Haven Thread (Picture & Artwork heavy)
Here is my contribution to the JT 24 hour Whumpage Marathon sorry its not much i don't have access to the Hard-drive where all my caps are on so i hope they are OK.
Everyone is doing such a good job!! I think we should warn people here to wear protective gear when entering this thread...at least until the end of the day
All right, this is what my Muse gave me. Think The Cat in the Hat meet SGA.
Spoiler:
The Day John Got Whumped
(And his head got bumped)
Poor Johnny Boy,
He lost his joy,
Cause he got bonked in the head.
It was a mean ploy,
By the people of Roy,
To make him wish he was dead.
Now back in the town, his team was worried,
Where John was, they needed to hurry.
Teyla knew exactly where he went,
For she could smell his aftershave scent.
Running fast, she lead them to a cave,
Telling them to take heart and be brave.
Rodney froze and said in fear,
"Um, I think I'll just stay out here."
With a grunt, Ronon said, "No way, McKay!"
Rodney sighed, there'd be no running away.
For many minutes, they walked in the dark,
Until Rodney looked up and yelled "Hark!"
Down the hallway, there was a dim light,
If they could only find John, all would be right.
Now back in his cell,
Alone after he fell,
He sat bleeding and in pain.
In John's personal hell,
No one could hear his yells,
Knowing it would yield him no gain.
He lay on the floor, his energy now spent,
He couldn't take more, couldn't care how things went.
Teyla saw him and gasped,
When she saw whumped John just out of her grasp.
"Don't worry, we'll get you out of there."
But all John could think was "You have really nice hair."
Ronon's gun went a "BANG" and "BOOM"
Then his team entered into the room.
They helped him up to stand on his feet,
Then Ronon told him of the Roys' defeat.
With a struggle, they got John out to the light,
Dr. Carson, they knew, would make everything right.
Rodney ran ahead, to radio for help,
John sat down with a rather loud yelp.
Teyla knelt down beside him, "It will be ok."
John wished she would just kiss the pain all away.
Soon Teyla informed him of an incoming jumper,
John wanted to get better soon so that he could...
Well, I'll let you figure out the last two words
On a much more serious note, Elfie, I am praying for you, girl! You're going to come out of this stronger than before! You totally RULE!!! Keep your SQUEEEEEE strong and know there are people out here who love you and hope everything goes great!!! God bless and super ((HUGS))
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. --Mark Twain
Everyone is doing such a good job!! I think we should warn people here to wear protective gear when entering this thread...at least until the end of the day
All right, this is what my Muse gave me. Think The Cat in the Hat meet SGA.
Spoiler:
The Day John Got Whumped
(And his head got bumped)
Poor Johnny Boy,
He lost his joy,
Cause he got bonked in the head.
It was a mean ploy,
By the people of Roy,
To make him wish he was dead.
Now back in the town, his team was worried,
Where John was, they needed to hurry.
Teyla knew exactly where he went,
For she could smell his aftershave scent.
Running fast, she lead them to a cave,
Telling them to take heart and be brave.
Rodney froze and said in fear,
"Um, I think I'll just stay out here."
With a grunt, Ronon said, "No way, McKay!"
Rodney sighed, there'd be no running away.
For many minutes, they walked in the dark,
Until Rodney looked up and yelled "Hark!"
Down the hallway, there was a dim light,
If they could only find John, all would be right.
Now back in his cell,
Alone after he fell,
He sat bleeding and in pain.
In John's personal hell,
No one could hear his yells,
Knowing it would yield him no gain.
He lay on the floor, his energy now spent,
He couldn't take more, couldn't care how things went.
Teyla saw him and gasped,
When she saw whumped John just out of her grasp.
"Don't worry, we'll get you out of there."
But all John could think was "You have really nice hair."
Ronon's gun went a "BANG" and "BOOM"
Then his team entered into the room.
They helped him up to stand on his feet,
Then Ronon told him of the Roys' defeat.
With a struggle, they got John out to the light,
Dr. Carson, they knew, would make everything right.
Rodney ran ahead, to radio for help,
John sat down with a rather loud yelp.
Teyla knelt down beside him, "It will be ok."
John wished she would just kiss the pain all away.
Soon Teyla informed him of an incoming jumper,
John wanted to get better soon so that he could...
Well, I'll let you figure out the last two words
On a much more serious note, Elfie, I am praying for you, girl! You're going to come out of this stronger than before! You totally RULE!!! Keep your SQUEEEEEE strong and know there are people out here who love you and hope everything goes great!!! God bless and super ((HUGS))
Jess!! This was awesomely done. I couldn't stop laughing at the ending. "Cheeky".
I cant see any pics today besides my own but Yappi I read your poem and it was hysterical. Can I say a huge LLOL for Rodney yelling "HARK!" hahahahahah Awesome.....
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