Favorite Doctor Who Quotes

[Mattathias2.0]

Rose: I'll let the Doctor describe it.
The Doctor: The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. Planet Earth is at its height, covered with megacities, five moons, population 96 billion, the centre of a galactic domain that stretches across a million planets and species.
*Adam faints*
The Doctor: He's your boyfriend.
Rose: Not any more.
-The Long Game

Rose: When he gets stressed, he likes to insult species.
- The Doctor Dances

The Doctor: Relax, he's a 51st century guy; he's just a bit more flexible when it comes to dancing.
-The Doctor Dances

Sycorax Leader: You stand as this world's champion?
The Doctor: Thank you. I have no idea who I am, but you've just summed me up.
-The Christmas Invasion

Rose: Right! So you're talking out of your ar...!
Cassandra: Ask not!
-New Earth

Mattathias

[Darkseid]

"I am just admiring your 'diplomatic skills'!"

-- Jamie

[Billz]

Doctor: You only turned the picture off Im afraid, I can still hear you.
Master: I know that. Of course I know that. Curse you!
Doctor: I wanted to talk to you anyway, I have some news that even my arch enemy needs to hear. Uh, meet me on the planet Tersurus in 2 hours relative time and do try not to be late.
Master: Mock me while you can Doctor, my revenge will be all the sweeter and it will be a deadly vengence, it will be the deadly vengence of deadly revenge! hoohaaohoohaha!

(The Curse Of Fatal Death)

[Toresica]

Doctor: Arthur
Rose: Arthur?!?
Doctor: Good name for a horse
Rose: No, your not keeping the horse!
Doctor: I let you keep Mickey!

(From 'The Girl In The Fireplace')

And "Nothing here. Well, nothing dangerous. Well, not that dangerous. (pause) I'll go scan for anything dangerous."

[Horus]

Servant: Who are you
DR: I'm the Doctor and I just snogged Madame de Pompadour *Laughs*
Girl in the Fireplace

Brillant writing in these new seasons.

[White Knight]

MICKEY: What's a horse doing on a spaceship?
THE DOCTOR: What's eighteenth-century France doing on a spaceship? Get some perspective, Mickey.
The Girl in the Fireplace

EMMA: Where are we?
THE DOCTOR: The planet Terserus, home of the Terserons. The most peaceful race I've ever encountered, and yet the most shunned species in the universe.
EMMA: Why is that?
THE DOCTOR: They could only communicate through precisely controlled gastric emmisions.
EMMA: Oh dear. Planet of the Bottom-burpers.
THE DOCTOR: Yes.
EMMA: So what happened to them?
THE DOCTOR: They discovered fire.
Doctor Who and the Curse of Fatal Death

[silverdamascus]

Rose: Whose a beautiful boy then?
Doctor: Thanks! I've been experimenting with backcombing...

[duckedtapedemon]

The brig: 5 rounds rapid, the chap there with the wings.

"I feel as if I've just lost an old friend" (After the sonic screw driver gets destroyed.) I said that when my first mp3 player broke.

[All hail the USAF]

Doctor: you know why I love you? You So THICK! Your thick thicky thickton from Thicktown, Thickcania!....and sos your dad!

(Girl in the Fireplace)

[silverdamascus]

Finch: Ignore the shooty dog thing.

[Cam_Mitchell]

The doc didnt actually say it but it is

It is mearly pest control

...and...

There is only one way that you are better then the dalek, that is that you are better at dieing.

--Gaz--

[AyanEva]

For me, it's gotta be Tom Baker with, "Oh look! Rocks!" There's also that one quote from a rehearsal. The actors were in character, so I say it counts.

The Doctor asks K-9 a question.

K9: Insufficient data, Master.

The Doctor: Yeah, you never ****** know the answer when it matters.



How much do I love Tom Baker.



AyanEva

[Night Marshal]

"jellybaby?"