Favorite Doctor Who Quotes

[Rowana]

This is one of my favorite attempts that the Doctor makes to explain something. Leela's answer is just so funny!

Leela: "I still don't understand how this can be bigger inside than outside."
Doctor: "Let me try to explain." (holds up two boxes) "Which box is larger?"
Leela(pointing): "That one."
Doctor(places larger one on console and walks away): "Now which box is larger?"
Leela(pointing at same one): "That one!"
Doctor: "But it looks smaller."
Leela: "That's because it's further away."
Doctor: "Exactly."
Leela: "Huh?"
Doctor: "If you could keep that box that far away and have it here...the large one could fit inside the small one."
Leela: "That's silly."

[Deputy-Assistant-Second-Prime]

This is one of my favorite attempts that the Doctor makes to explain something. Leela's answer is just so funny!

Leela: "I still don't understand how this can be bigger inside than outside."
Doctor: "Let me try to explain." (holds up two boxes) "Which box is larger?"
Leela(pointing): "That one."
Doctor(places larger one on console and walks away): "Now which box is larger?"
Leela(pointing at same one): "That one!"
Doctor: "But it looks smaller."
Leela: "That's because it's further away."
Doctor: "Exactly."
Leela: "Huh?"
Doctor: "If you could keep that box that far away and have it here...the large one could fit inside the small one."
Leela: "That's silly."

That's quite a good explanation of a tesseract.

[Chrysalis]

Classic Tegan, aimed at the poor old Davison Doctor (who I love!!)
"Call yourself a Time Lord, a broken clock keeps better time than you. At least it's right twice a day, which is more than you are" --- or words to that effect...

[in circles]

"He's said to be the best swordsman in France"
Doctor: "Well fortunately we are in England"

[Rowana]

More fun quotes!

"Doctor you can't just run off without telling anyone!"
"Can't I? Goodbye!"

[creed462]

Bridg. Quite an insterting chap, all of them

[Rowana]

Here's today's fun quote!

Griffin: "Dinner tonight's going to be a national disaster! First course interrupted by bomb explosion. Second course affected by earthquakes. Third course ruined by interference in the kitchen. I'm going out for a walk. It'll probably rain..." ~Enemy of the World

Seriously pessimistic guy!

[creed462]

It will do very well for distroying the room, but I fear it won't do anything to the safe

[Willow'sCat]

The slash fan in my loves this one:

"Relax, he's a 51st century guy; he's just a bit more flexible when it comes to dancing." The Doctor Dances

I love that one and I love this one...

Doctor: "It's a bit dodgy this process, you never know what you're going to end up with." from The Parting of the ways.

[Rowana]

Oh and I love the one in my sig, but that will eventually change... the sig not the quote.

LOL! That's an awesome sig!

[Metarock Sam]

Here's mine for the day. Where the f5th Doctor borrows the 3rd Doctors technique.
The Brigadier: 'Are we stuck on this ship?'
Doctor: 'I wonder... if I reverse the polarity of the neutron flow...'

[Billz]

"Excuse me, would you mind not farting while i'm saving the world". - 9th Doctor
From the episode 'World War 3'.

[yaaayoubetcha]

unfortunately there's a visual to go along with it....so it loses a bit in just text...

i think it was in Zygons...

The Doctor is telling Sarah and whoever to wait 3 minutes and run away...on his way out the door...he says..

'Remember! Three Minutes!' and holds up 4 fingers.

[creed462]

Doctor: Changed My dear Changed

[Metarock Sam]

Heres one from the Sea Devils.
Doctor: 'If Horatio Nelson had been in charge of this operation, I hardly think that he would have waited for official instructions.' Captain Hart: 'Yes... a pretty impulsive fellow. If one can believe the history books.' Doctor: 'History books? Captain Hart, Horatio Nelson was a personal friend of mine.'