Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub

[Allestian]

Very good!!!

We have a TG/DW thread somewhere around here where you'll find a few similar things.



Pop in sometime...

And on that note:

Gwen: "Sorry Ianto, they only had decaf at the shop..."
Ianto: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[JJSNgadget]

DOCTOR: "OMG, Jack...K9...stop it."
K9: "But, master, I'm a 51st century kind of dog. I'm just more flexible when it comes to dancing."

[JJSNgadget]

"oooh, i am not cleaning that up."

[JJSNgadget]

"You silly crevasse!!"

*actually that's not true, I think I would love to hear this on Doctor Who.
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"I...am...the...Master. Of low prices.
Here at The Master's Used Tardises,
our prices are so low they're INSANE!!!"
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"Molto bene."
"Molto bene."
"Don't do that."
"Don't do that."
"Oh god, not again."
"Oh god, not again."
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"Talk to the hand."

[sillyscipia]

"You silly crevasse!!"

*actually that's not true, I think I would love to hear this on Doctor Who.
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"I...am...the...Master. Of low prices.
Here at The Master's Used Tardises,
our prices are so low they're INSANE!!!"
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"Molto bene."
"Molto bene."
"Don't do that."
"Don't do that."
"Oh god, not again."
"Oh god, not again."
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"Talk to the hand."

Oh, my god, the third one... LOL... That episode freaked me out.

[Kady]

*squeals* That GOODNESS someone revived this thread!!

[Reefgirl]

Donna: *Slips* Doctor!!! will you do something about your &%$£ing dog, there are ball bearings everywhere in here

[CKO]

*looks up from the floor, holding her sides* oh gods... i've just read the whole thread....

Ianto: uh... Jack... i have some news. *hands him a pregnancy test... showing positive.* i'm pregnant... your the father.
Jack: oh.. *blinks* well i guess it's those 51st centry genes for you.... they seem to work wonders... *pauses.* pregnant.... damn... erm.... WHAT!
Ianto: i took the test twice... it's still positive, plus Owen just ran the blood test... blood doesnt lie either.
Jack: oh boy... i'm screwed now.

**

Gwen: damn you Jack... can't you and Ianto wait til the hub is empty before playing your games on nekkid hide and seek?
Owen: ew... i didn't want to see that.... *blinks*
Tosh: ohhh my eyes my eyes.

[JJSNgadget]

"Love is in the air..."

[Kady]

"Love is in the air..."

*bang* *thud*
Owen: Ah, thats better! That'll teach Jack to stop singing!

[JJSNgadget]

JACK: What's wrong with saving the world in my jimjams.
IANTO: The fact that you don't wear any.

[Kady]

JACK: What's wrong with saving the world in my jimjams.
IANTO: The fact that you don't wear any.

*cackles* this sounds so much funnier when your currently drunk like i am, at the moment!!

[JJSNgadget]

"99,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall, 99,999,999 bottles of beer..."

[Allestian]

JACK: What's wrong with saving the world in my jimjams.
IANTO: The fact that you don't wear any.

OMG!!!

ROFL!!!

*Is currently laughing on the floor*

Oh no I have to be funny now...

*Ianto Jones walks into Starbucks*

Ianto: I'll have one of those, two of them, one of those and oh! I'd like to try that one.
Salesperson: Drinks for your work colleagues Ianto?
Ianto: Yup!!! I've worked there for about three years now and they still think that I make the coffee.

[nx01a]

Owen: No, Martha, I can't feel you fingering my hole.