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Things You Wouldn't Want To Hear in the Tardis or in the Torchwood Hub
IANTO: "You've got no arms!"
OWEN: "A flesh wound"
JACK: "What are you going to do, bleed on me?"
he's an English TV presenter (soon to appear in the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall") who looks like a poor man's Johnny Depp, circa Pirates of the Carribean, and who is a bit of a casanova!!
*Jack Harkness is eating peanuts*
*Jack Sparrow shoots him in the back of the head*
Jack Sparrow: My peanuts.
*Jack Harkness gets up*
Jack Harkness: My peanuts.
Jack Sparrow: Didn't I just shoot you, mate?
JS: "Gracious Jack, what a load of alien guns..."
JH: "Yup, you got it. If you see one, then just let me know."
(Dum, dum, dum)
JS: "Blue ones."
JH: "Green ones."
JS: "One that's just like a keg..."
Both: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Jack Sparrow: We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Both: Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Jack Harkness: We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Both: Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
lol i love these pirates of the caribbean gags lol green!!
*set early S2*
*ianto overhears*
Jack: Hey Owen, have my test results come back yet?
Owen: Yes, they have, it's bad but i don't see why you have to worry right?
Jack: We'll see *reads results*, hmmm so i can't die, but i can carry HIV, thats good to know
Ianto:
Spoiler:
Disclaimer:
I have been using this username since 1998, it has no connection to "The Last Airbender", or James Cameron's movie. Quotes!
- "Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson, they will in fact calm up!"
- "I hope you like Guinness Sir, I find it a refreshing alternative to... food"
- "I'm Beginning to regret staying up late to watch "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo" last night... Check that, i regretted it almost immediately"
*set early S2*
*ianto overhears*
Jack: Hey Owen, have my test results come back yet?
Owen: Yes, they have, it's bad but i don't see why you have to worry right?
Jack: We'll see *reads results*, hmmm so i can't die, but i can carry HIV, thats good to know
Ianto:
IANTO: "Hmmmm." *is thinking hard* "Aha."
*Jack enters*
JACK: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
*Ianto shoots Jack in head*
OWEN: "Omg!!!!"
*Jack wakes up*
JACK: "What did you do that for?"
IANTO: "To cure your HIV, duh. You do want to have sex with me again, don't you?"
sigpic Doctor Who and Top Gear
The only thing better would be if I won the lottery.
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