Favorite Supernatural Quotes

[RodneyIsGodney]

The Monster at the End of This Book:
Dean: I'm sitting in a laundromat reading about myself sitting in a laundromat reading about myself. My head hurts.

Bad Day at Blck Rock:
Dean: Sonofab1tch!

Dean: I'm Batman!

Sam: I lost my shoe.


Mystery Spot:
Dean: Did it look cool, like in the movies?
Sam: You peed yourself, Dean.
Dean: Of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!

[Crichiel]

Scarecrow:

Dean: Yahtzee!

Dean: Hi. My name is John Bonham
Scotty: Isn't that the drummer for Led Zeppelin?
(eliciting a fantastic flustered look for Dean)

Dean: Scotty, you gotta smile that lights up a room. Anyone ever tell you that?

Emily: So what's the plan?
Dean: I'm working on it.
....hours pass...
Emily: You don't have a plan, do you?
Dean: I'm working on it.

Dean: How'd you get here?
Sam: I, uh, stole a car.
Dean: Hah-ha-ha, that's my boy!!

Dean: Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.

And I think someone just mentioned this quote again, but it bears repeating multiple times because I think it is one of the best quotes from the entire series, thanks to Jensen's hilarious line delivery:

"Dude...you fugly."

[LtColCarter]

Dead in the Water

Sam: Kids are the best?

Dean: Yeah. I love kids.

Sam: Name three kids you actually know.

(Dean scratches his head; Sam starts walking away)

Dean: I'm thinking!

[Crichiel]

Faith:


Dean: You ever actually watch daytime tv? It's terrible. (this from Jensen who was on Days of Our Lives )

Dean: That fabric softener teddy bear. Ooh, I'm gonna hunt that little b**** down.

Dean: I'm not much of a praying type...but I'm going to pray for you. Awwww



One quote from Nightmare that makes me want to cry, especially when you think about what happens later in AHBL :

Dean: You got one advantage that Max didn't have.
Sam: Dad? Because Dad's not here, Dean.
Dean: No, me. Long as I'm around, nothing bad's going to happen to you.

[LtColCarter]

(to Dean after he asks for more quarters for the vibrating bed)

Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.

[starg8fans]

(to Dean after he asks for more quarters for the vibrating bed)

Sam: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.

Loved Dean's reply to this too, deliberately missing the point.

DEAN: What are you talking about? I eat.

[GenieinaZPM]

DEAN: You know what's good for a hangover? A greasy pork sandwich served in an ashtray
SAM: I hate you *pukes*
DEAN: I know *grin*

CASTIEL: Hey, A$$-butt!

[LtColCarter]

Loved Dean's reply to this too, deliberately missing the point.

DEAN: What are you talking about? I eat.

ROFL...yes...gotta love Dean!

[LtColCarter]

Bloody Mary

Sam: Why'd you let me fall asleep?

Dean: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?

Sam: Lollipops and candy canes.

[Crichiel]

Whole bunch from The Benders:

Dean: Yeah, Dean. Kind of the black sheep of the family. Handsome, though.

Dean: I lost some weight. And I have that Michael Jackson skin disease.

Pa Bender: We never been that sloppy.
Dean: Don't sell yourself short, you're plenty sloppy.

Pa Bender: There's something I need to know.
Dean: Yeah? How about it's not nice to marry your sister?

Dean: Eat me. No no no no no, wait. You actually might.

Sam: Dude, they're just people.
Dean: And they jumped you? Must be getting a little rusty there, kiddo.
Later
Sam: So, you got side-lined by a 13-year-old girl, huh?
Dean: Oh, shut up.
Sam: I'm just saying, you're getting rusty there, kiddo.

[LtColCarter]

whole bunch from the benders:

Dean: Yeah, dean. Kind of the black sheep of the family. Handsome, though.

Dean: I lost some weight. And i have that michael jackson skin disease.

Pa bender: We never been that sloppy.
Dean: Don't sell yourself short, you're plenty sloppy.

Pa bender: There's something i need to know.
Dean: Yeah? How about it's not nice to marry your sister?

Dean: Eat me. No no no no no, wait. You actually might.

Sam: Dude, they're just people.
Dean: And they jumped you? Must be getting a little rusty there, kiddo.
later
sam: So, you got side-lined by a 13-year-old girl, huh?
Dean: Oh, shut up.
Sam: I'm just saying, you're getting rusty there, kiddo.

roflmao!!

[LizzieAnne]

In Bloody Mary when Sam pays off the mortuary guy, Dean is more than a bit miffed.

Dean: I earned that money!

Sam: You won it in a poker game…

Dean: Yeah!

[LtColCarter]

Everybody Loves a Clown

Dean: I know what you're thinking: Why did it have to be clowns!

Sam: Gimme a break.

Dean: You didn't think I remembered, did you? Come on, man, you still bust out crying when you see Ronald McDonald on the television.

Sam: At least I'm not afraid of flying.

Dean: Planes crash!

Sam: And apparently clowns kill.

[LtColCarter]

Bloodlust

Sam (to Dean): Give you a couple of severed heads and a pile of dead cows and you're Mr. Sunshine…

[Jack_O'Neill_fan]

Wishful Thinking
Dean: "See, with great power comes great respons..."

*kid smacks Dean*


Wesley: "Careful what you wish for. You know who says that? Good looking jerks like you guys. The ones who got it so easy because you happen to be handsome."

Sam and Dean: *together* "Easy?"

Wesley: "Yeah, women look at you, right? And notice you?"

Sam: "Believe us, we do not have it easy."

Dean: (I love the way he says this ) "We are miserable."