Favorite Supernatural Quotes

[starg8fans]

Bedtime Stories

Sam: I think it's Snow White

Dean: Snow White? Ah, I saw that movie. Oh, the porn version anyway.

I totally forgot about that. But from the same ep:

"There's no way I'm kissing a d@mn frog!" (Dean)

And another favorite:

SAM: You remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
DEAN: Dude, could you be more gay?
SAM is speechless.
DEAN: Don't answer that.

[LtColCarter]

Sam: Why'd you let me fall asleep?

Dean: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?

Sam: Lollipops and candycanes.

[LizzieAnne]

Sam: By the way...you really look like crap Dean

Dean: Yeah...right back atcha!

[LtColCarter]

Dean: You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness

[RodneyIsGodney]

Dean: You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness

Dean: Okay. Weirdy McWeirderton.

From season 5...

Spoiler:

Dean: Whoa. Last time you zapped me someplace I didn't poop for a week. We're driving.

I just lost it when he said this! Laughed hysterically!



From Sex and Violence...

Dean: Dude, you totally C-blocked me.
(I would never have known what this meant if I hadn't encountered it (the non abbreviated version) in a fanfic.)

[Crichiel]

Huh. Taking longer than I thought to rewatch all the eps. I've only had time for Bugs and Home this past week.


Was actually surprised how many Bugs had, considering I don't like the ep too much:

Sam: Yeah, but hustling pool? Credit card scams? It's not the most honest thing in the world, Dean.
Dean: *weighing the options in his hands* Let's see: honest...fun and easy

Sam: Human Mad Cow Disease
Dean: Mad Cow? Wasn't that on Oprah?
Sam: You watch Oprah?

Dean: Growing up in a place like this would freak me out.
Sam: Why?
Dean: The manicured lawns? The 'How was your day, honey?'. I'd blow my brains out.
Sam: There's nothing wrong with normal.
Dean: I'd take our family over normal any day.

Linda Blume: Let me just say that we accept homeowners of any race, religion, colour, or sexual orientation.
Dean to Sam: I'm going to go talk to Larry. 'Kay honey?

Matt: Sorry, I told him the truth.
Dean: We had a plan, Matt. What happened to the plan?

Sam: ...I didn't want to bowhunt, or hustle pool. Because I wanted to go to school and live my life, which in our whacked out family made me the freak.
Dean: Yeah, you were kinda like the blonde chick in The Munsters.

Ok, this whole conversation isn't funny like most our favourite quotes, but it is the one reason I will re-watch this episode every so often. I think this exchange between Sam and Dean about Sam's and John's relationship is one of the best. Because, frankly, up until this point, Sam has been kinda whiny, bratty, teenager-y about the whole thing and it makes him a little unsympathetic. But here, Dean steps in and very calmly and bluntly points out Sam's immature attitude to him. He doesn't take sides, but just matter-of-factly points out that while John could have done better, Sam isn't blameless. And it stops Sam's whining dead in its tracks.

Dean: I remember that fight. Fact, I seem to recall a few choice phrases coming out of your mouth. Sam, Dad was never disappointed in you. Never. He was scared.
Sam: What are you talking about?
Dean: He was afraid of what could've happened to you if he wasn't around. But even when you two weren't talking, he used to swing by Stanford whenever he could. Keep an eye on you, make sure you were safe.
Sam: What?
Dean: Yeah.
Sam: Why didn't he tell me any of that?
Dean: Well, it's a two-way street, dude. You could've picked up the phone.

[Crichiel]

Ok, I'm through Scarecrow now.

Home (Great ep,. but only had one quote I really loved, and mostly because of the look on Dean's face.):

Missouri: Well, what are you waiting for, boy? Get the mop. And don't cuss at me!


Asylum:

Sam: What about the journal, any leads in there?
Dean: No, same as last time I looked, nothing I can make out. I love the guy, but I swear he writes like freaking Yoda.

Dean: Let me know if you see any dead people, Haley Joel.

Dean: Hey Sam, who do you think's the hotter psychic? Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?

Dean: See? That attitude right there? That's why I always got the extra cookie.

Dean: The only thing that makes me more nervous than a p***ed off spirit is the p***ed off spirit of a psycho killer.

Sam: It's kind of our job.
Kat: Why would anyone want a job like that?
Sam: I had a crappy guidance counselor.

Kat: Hey Gavin? If we make it out of here alive? We are SO breaking up.

Dean: What're you going to do, Sam? Gun's loaded with rock salt, it's not going to kill me.
Sam: No. But it'll hurt like hell.

Sam: Do we need to talk about this?
Dean: No. I'm not really in the sharing and caring kind of mood.


Be back later with Scarecrow!

[RodneyIsGodney]

I only have one right now...

From Heaven and Hell...

Dean: Yeah, well, I guess I just like being a pain in the pooper.

[LtColCarter]

Dean: All I see is the light at the end of the tunnel.

Sam: That's hellfire, Dean.

[RodneyIsGodney]

The Magnificent Seven:
Dean: So what do you say we kill some evil sons of b!tches and we raise a little hell, huh?

[LtColCarter]

Heart
Sam: Dean, could you be a bigger geek about this?

Dean: I'm sorry, man, but what about a human-by-day, freak-animal-killing-machine-by-moonlight don't you understand? I mean werewolves are badass. We haven't seen one since we were kids.

Sam: Okay, Sparky, and you know what, after we kill it, we can go to Disneyland.

[RodneyIsGodney]

In My Time of Dying:
Dean: Dude, I full-on Swayze'd that mother!

[LtColCarter]

Sam : You're a demon!

Ruby : Don't be such a racist.

[starg8fans]

I love how snarky Dean gets around vampires.

From Dead Man's Blood

VAMPIRE: Car trouble? Let me give you a lift. I’ll take you back to my place.
DEAN: Nah, I’ll pass. I usually draw the line at necrophilia.

VAMPIRE: You know, we could have some fun. I always like to make new friends.
DEAN: Sorry. I never really stay with a chick that long—definitely not eternity.

From Fresh Blood

DEAN: Smell that?! Come and get it! - That's right. Come on. I smell good, don't I? I taste even better. - Come on! Free lunch!

DEAN: You killed them, all right? We've been following a sloppy trail of corpses, and it leads straight to you.

VAMPIRE: I never should have brought a hunter here. Never. I just... I just wanted some kind of revenge. Stupid... exposing him to my family.
DEAN: Oh, yeah, you're such a family man.
VAMPIRE: You don't understand.
DEAN: I don't want to understand, you son of--
VAMPIRE: I was desperate. You ever felt desperate? I've lost everyone I ever loved. I'm staring down eternity alone. Can you think of a worse hell?
DEAN: Well, there's Hell.

From Free to be You and Me

DEAN (about to kill a vampire): Eat it, Twilight!

[LtColCarter]

Houses of the Holy
Sam: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.

Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact I hear that they ride on silver moon beams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!

Sam: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?