Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

[starg8fans]

Peter: How's it going, Walter?

Walter: I plan to urinate in 23 minutes.

Peter: Good to know.

Walter: I'm telling you because I'm going to need help unzipping my fly.

[LtColCarter]

Peter: How's it going, Walter?

Walter: I plan to urinate in 23 minutes.

Peter: Good to know.

Walter: I'm telling you because I'm going to need help unzipping my fly.

[AresLover452]

My fave character is a drug out Mad Scientist.... lol!! Walter RULES!!!

[LtColCarter]

Walter: There is nothing that I enjoy more than taking drugs.

classic!

[AresLover452]

Walter: There is nothing that I enjoy more than taking drugs.

[LtColCarter]

Classic Walter. I had totally forgotten about this.

Here's something from the latest ep, so obviously spoilery.

Spoiler:

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Only Walter could think being a cartoon character is 'wonderful'.

[starg8fans]

Peter: Remember the Red toothbrush is mine.
Walter: White for Walter.... right?

Classic Walter. I had totally forgotten about this.

Here's something from the latest ep, so obviously spoilery.

Spoiler:

Only Walter could think being a cartoon character is 'wonderful'.

[AresLover452]

Peter: Remember the Red toothbrush is mine.
Walter: White for Walter.... right?

[AllyCat]

"Excellent. Let's make some LSD."

That is one of my favs. I need to change it and use it for the "nip

[AresLover452]

Totally love walter!! he is awesome!

[LtColCarter]

Peter: I tried to pawn some celtics tickets off on the Bureau account. She caught me.
Walter: Oh. I hope she doesn't find out about the $2000 Baboon seminal fluid I ordered. 8Mutters* Now if I could only remember why I ordered it.

Another Walter classic!

[AresLover452]

Peter: I tried to pawn some celtics tickets off on the Bureau account. She caught me.
Walter: Oh. I hope she doesn't find out about the $2000 Baboon seminal fluid I ordered. 8Mutters* Now if I could only remember why I ordered it.

[starg8fans]

Walter: You may just have found your calling son. working with me.
Peter: *Shouts* I certainly HOPE NOT
Astrid: *Smiles*

Good one! I loved Walter's smug expression when he said it.

Some gems from the No-Brainer:

ASTRID: Hey, that was Olivia. She needs you guys outside. A coroner's on his way with a body.
WALTER: You know, this is the part of day that I look forward to most... when I know there's something bizarre out there. I just don't know what it is - like a grab bag of disturbing events, don't you think?

(Walter jams a long swab through the victims nose and into his brain)
PETER: Eeeww!!
WALTER: What? He's dead. He can't feel this. I wonder if they sell cars here with those seats that warm your ass.

PETER: Walter, there's a woman here who wants to talk to you.
WALTER: She pretty?

This one also had the reference to the baboon seminal fluid Walter ordered that was mentioned before.

[LtColCarter]

Walter: You may just have found your calling son. working with me.
Peter: *Shouts* I certainly HOPE NOT
Astrid: *Smiles*

[AresLover452]

Walter: You may just have found your calling son. working with me.
Peter: *Shouts* I certainly HOPE NOT
Astrid: *Smiles*