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  • CrazyKewl
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    Originally posted by LtColCarter View Post
    I noticed him saying it wrong in the last episode...
    I know. He called her Astro. Here's a list of names Walter has called Astrid.
    Asterisk
    Astro
    Asteroid
    Astringent
    Astral
    Aspirin
    Asterix
    Astricks
    Ostrich

    Next week, he'll probably call her Ashtray.

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  • LtColCarter
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    Originally posted by CrazyKewl View Post
    It's funny how Walter always gets Astrid's name wrong. The funniest was when he called her ostrich.
    I noticed him saying it wrong in the last episode...

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  • CrazyKewl
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    It's funny how Walter always gets Astrid's name wrong. The funniest was when he called her ostrich.

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  • LtColCarter
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    Originally posted by madwelshboy View Post
    from the pilot:

    "the only thing better than a cow is a human! Unless you need milk. Then you really need a cow."

    "excellent! Let's make some lsd!"
    roflmao!!!

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  • Madwelshboy
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    From the pilot:

    "The only thing better than a cow is a human! Unless you need milk. Then you really need a cow."

    "Excellent! Let's make some LSD!"

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  • LtColCarter
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    Don't forget to post your favorite Walterisms!

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  • pisces27
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    I love Walter!

    To Peter over the phone: "Hello, Peter. This is me...your father....Walter Bishop."

    "There was something important... oh yes! I've decided on the pancakes. Blueberry!"

    "Excellent. Let's make some LSD."

    Walter: "They said I could ride in back with the body. Can I?"
    Peter: "Of course. Stay out of the medications, though. Please.

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  • LtColCarter
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    PETER: How do you cure a disease that is incurable?

    WALTER: I haven’t the slightest idea, though I myself once cured this one in a dream. Opium. Fantastic stuff. Of course I forgot it as soon as I woke up. (he jams a meat thermometer into Pitt's brain through the ear)

    PETER: Uhh! Thanks for the warning.

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  • jmoz
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    season 2 episode 2

    Peter: How's it going, Walter?
    Walter: I plan to urinate in 23 minutes.
    Peter: Good to know.
    Walter: I'm telling you because I'm going to need help unzipping my fly.

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  • SaberBlade
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    This is my favourite...

    WALTER smiles slightly: Uh, oh.
    OLIVIA: What?
    WALTER: I just got an erection. Oh, fear not. It's nothing to do with your state of undress. I just simply need to urinate.
    OLIVIA says sarcastically: That's good to know.

    Out of all the things to say, and out of all the times to get one.

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  • LtColCarter
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    WALTER: Damn it! Must you always be such a smart ass? I need the aluminum foil right now to shield the frequencies of the cylinder. Your life depends on it. All our lives depend on it. Go now!

    PETER: I'm gonna go get you your aluminum foil, and then when I get back, you're gonna tell me what the hell it is you think that thing does.

    WALTER: While you're out, if you see a chance to get me a root beer float, that would be wonderful.

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  • LtColCarter
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    WALTER: Open your mind, son, or someone may open it for you.

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  • the fifth man
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    Originally posted by LtColCarter View Post
    LOL...fifth...where are your Walterisms?
    Here's one - From Season 1's "Unleashed" :

    "...when I mentioned that the poison would kill me within the hour, did either of you happen to notice the time?"

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  • LtColCarter
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    LOL...fifth...where are your Walterisms?

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  • stargatefan234
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    Season 1: can't remember the ep, think the pilot

    "It's surprisingly interesting... for a narrative about a sponge."
    (Walter talking about Spongebob squarepants)

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