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  • the fifth man
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    Walter is so great. He really is.

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  • LtColCarter
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    Originally posted by jmoz View Post
    Season 1 Pilot
    Dr. Walter Bishop: They, they have this horrible pudding here. Butterscotch pudding on Mondays, it's dreadful.
    Agent Olivia Dunham: It's Thursday
    Dr. Walter Bishop: oh, that's fantastic news.

    Another from the pilot:
    Peter Bishop: Hello Walter
    Dr. Walter Bishop: I thought you'd be fatter.
    Peter Bishop: You thought I would be fatter. Excellent. First words, perfect.
    Dr. Walter Bishop: No, no. As a boy you were rounder.

    Nice ones Lt. green for this nice thread
    Thanks!

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  • jmoz
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    Season 1 Pilot
    Dr. Walter Bishop: They, they have this horrible pudding here. Butterscotch pudding on Mondays, it's dreadful.
    Agent Olivia Dunham: It's Thursday
    Dr. Walter Bishop: oh, that's fantastic news.

    Another from the pilot:
    Peter Bishop: Hello Walter
    Dr. Walter Bishop: I thought you'd be fatter.
    Peter Bishop: You thought I would be fatter. Excellent. First words, perfect.
    Dr. Walter Bishop: No, no. As a boy you were rounder.

    Nice ones Lt. green for this nice thread

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  • LtColCarter
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    Season 1 The Ghost Network

    PETER: You brought your own sweetener?

    WALTER: Don't be ridiculous. It's my medication.

    PETER: You're not on any medication, Walter.

    WALTER: Of course I am. I've been making it myself in the lab.

    PETER: Oh, I wish you were joking. You're self-medicating... with homemade drugs.

    WALTER: Simple combination of dextromethorphan, clonazepam, and some fluoxetine.

    PETER: Those are psychotics, Walter. All of them.

    WALTER: Of course they are. That's the point. I have been in a mental facility for the past seventeen years. It's put me quite out of balance.

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  • the fifth man
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    Two very good ones. I will give you that.

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  • LtColCarter
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    Couldn't resist posting another one!

    from season 1 episode The Same Old Story:
    PETER: Hello?

    WALTER: Over here. Over here! (sits milking a cow)

    PETER: What are you doing?

    WALTER: I'm doing two things at once. I'm waiting for you - and I'm doing her a favor.

    PETER: You were supposed to be doing extensive testing… eighty year-old ‘man- baby’... remember that?

    WALTER: Done. Test is complete. You underestimate me. Which I suppose I deserve. But... wonderful news all around. D.N.A. results confirm my suspicions that the woman was impregnated by a man who is the result of experiments identical to those conducted by me in this very lab around 30 years ago.

    PETER: So you know how this happened?

    WALTER: No. No idea. The specifics elude me completely.

    PETER: So then what's this wonderful news?

    WALTER: Because I remembered something else. I remembered where I parked my car.

    PETER: Really?

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  • LtColCarter
    started a topic Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

    Walterisms - The Place for Your Favorite Walter Quotes

    Someone was talking about someone compiling a book of Walter's quotes. So, I thought why not do it right here!

    So, tell us what your favoriate quote from Walter Bishop is!

    Here's one of mine from season 1 episode The Same Old Story:
    "I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your a$$. It's wonderful. Have you tried it?"
    (he's talking about a seat warmer in a car)
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