Favorite Serenity / Firefly one-liners

[Ascended Times.2]

Yes....excellent thing, also, what did happen to all of Jaynes grendades? He has like 8-12 of them (whole belt) when he's about to take on the bank, but he's only got like 4 of 'em when the Reaver attack...

I quite like

Jayne: "My muscular buttocks it's fourty."

I come here to often. (Beggining to run outta lines, common Joss, hurry up and give me more lines to quote)

[Tracker]

ROFL!!! I love Jayne!

Me too

SIMON:Oh, yeah. He's a real beast.
JAYNE: He was a lot bigger when I couldn't see him!

[RockinHobbit]

I loved Bushwacked last night. When Jayne told everyone the guy who attacked him was really big, and then they find him hiding and Simon says: He's a real beast. You're lucky to be alive.

I love his dead-pan sarcasm. And his complete fear of the vacuum of space- he was such an easy mark for the spacesuit gag.

[Crazedwraith]

Damiit I cna't actually remember the line but if someone can remember the exact phrasing of this bit in Serenity:

Jayne (after being harpooned): Mal? Mal, don't let them take me,i f I let go you shoot me alright?
-Mal aims gun-
Jayne: Wait! Not BEFORE I let go!

[Rail'k]

the final words of wash
"i'm a leaf in the wind watch me(steak through chest and dies)"

[Ascended Times.2]

the final words of wash
"i'm a leaf in the wind watch me(steak through chest and dies)"

-ahem- you might wanna stick a...oh, hell, I don't care, everyone who comes here knows it

also, the line is.

Jayne: "Mal, Mal! You shoot me if they take me!"
Mal aims and the camera shows him looking down the barrel and aiming at Jayne.
Jayne: "Well not BEFORE they take me!"

[RockinHobbit]

Damiit I cna't actually remember the line but if someone can remember the exact phrasing of this bit in Serenity:

Jayne (after being harpooned): Mal? Mal, don't let them take me,i f I let go you shoot me alright?
-Mal aims gun-
Jayne: Wait! Not BEFORE I let go!

After Mal aims, Jayne says: Well, don't shoot me FIRST!

I love Jayne's shameless and sometimes almost girly self-preservation. Like when they're getting set to fight the Reavers and Zoe says no one's getting out of it alive.
And Jayne says in this unsure, hopeful voice: Well, I might!

Some of the best quotes are in the deleted scenes/outtakes, though.
After the Maidenhead incident, Wash says: Tell us again how Jayne got taken out by a 90 year old... man? With man boobs?

[Tracker]

Some of the best quotes are in the deleted scenes/outtakes, though.
After the Maidenhead incident, Wash says: Tell us again how Jayne got taken out by a 90 year old... man? With man boobs?

I love it when they're at Mr. Universe's planet, the Reavers are coming and Zoe goes "Sir, we all have to....$h!t!
Mal: Well, we passed a bathroom on the way in....

Outtakes are great fun.

[StarzSkyMoon]

I love it when they're at Mr. Universe's planet, the Reavers are coming and Zoe goes "Sir, we all have to....$h!t!
Mal: Well, we passed a bathroom on the way in....

Outtakes are great fun.

HAHA yes i love that one!!

i also love the outtakes from the episode objects in space (i think that is what its from.) When Alan wakes up, and Gina starts laughing and he is like (not exact words) "what.... that is how i wake up" tehehe cracks me up everytime!

Lizbeth

[Morbo]

I'm sure its been said already, and i didn't want to sift through 5 pages, but mine is

i aim to misbehave

[Madeleine]

"have you ever been with a warrior woman?" - Wash bushwacked

its not really the line itself, though in its one right it is humorous, what makes me laugh is the little look wash gives the man after he says it. tehehe cracks me up every time!!

Lizbeth

For me it's not the line itself, but the fact of it coming right after Zoe has said "We're very private people". Priceless!

[Elite Anubis Guard]

For me it's not the line itself, but the fact of it coming right after Zoe has said "We're very private people". Priceless!

Lol which was obviously intentially done for that extra laugh.

[StarzSkyMoon]

For me it's not the line itself, but the fact of it coming right after Zoe has said "We're very private people". Priceless!

hehe yea, that is another thing that makes it funny. its nice that even in the most "serious" parts are still riddleled with lightness.

Zoe -"we're very private people."
Wash- "the legs, haha, oh yea i definetly have to say it was her legs. you can put that down."

Lizbeth

[Kenjin]

Kaylee: Goin on a year now, ain't got nothin twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries.
Mal: Oh God! I can't know that!
Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.

This one was great.

[Ascended Times.2]

Kaylee: Goin on a year now, ain't got nothin twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries.
Mal: Oh God! I can't know that!
Jayne: I could stand to hear a little more.

This one was great.

Finally! Someone who quoted it! Ty, lol, I could never make out what the Flipples they were saying.