Favorite Farscape Quotes

[rosey_angel]

Family Ties

Crais: As you can see, I am unarmed.
D'Argo: (handing his Qualta blade to Zhaan) As you can see, I am also unarmed (he punches Crais in the gut).

Crichton: (as he watches the moon explode) Hey you b******s. John Crichton was here.

Crichton: (trying to leave a message for his Dad) Why don't I just start screaming and leave him a really happy memory?

Crichton: How you doing?
D'Argo: I have to pee (edit)

[McClance]

Crichton: (as he watches the moon explode) Hey you b******s. John Crichton was here.

I love that line!

[OneillTwo"LL"s]

Aeryn: Insane?
John: Since birth
Aeryn: Suicidal?
John: Test pilot

- Self Inflicted Wounds, Part 1: Could'a, Would'a, Should'a

[MFA]

From recently viewed episodes -

Relativity …


Stark: Friend or foe, friend or foe, friend or foe … [ad nauseum]
Rygel: Will you shut the frell up! … Of course it’s a foe, we have no friends!


John: Okay, welcome to the butthole of the universe.


Aeryn: My... Xhalax... was my last connection to the Peacekeepers. All my ties to them are now completely severed. [such a tender scene between Aeryn and John]



Icubator ...

John: All right, Scorp. Then, what am I? Bootleg? A ghost? Holodeck Crichton? A wandering soul that ain't got no body?


Scorpy: I need your help.
John: (laughing) Man... I'm a--I'm a voice inside your head. What do you plan on usin' as leverage?
Scorpy: Persuasion. You know so little of me. Let's remedy that.
John: Let's not and say we did.

[rosey_angel]

Mind the Baby

Crais: Demonstrate some of the formidable patience you're always bragging you possess.
Scorpius: My patience is formidable, Crais...but it is not infinite.

----ohhh Scorpius is so chilling

D'Argo: Again I win!
Crichton: No, I win--paper wraps rock.
D'Argo: No, paper cannot possibly beat rock.
Crichton: It does, paper beats rock.
D'Argop: Rock rips through paper.
Crichton: D'Argo, that's not how it works: paper beats rock!
D'Argo: That is not realistic!
Crichton: Well, it's the rules, and it's not supposed to be realistic, it's supposed to be entertaining!
D'Argo: My coma was more entertaining

[SunKrux]

Mind the Baby

Crais: Demonstrate some of the formidable patience you're always bragging you possess.
Scorpius: My patience is formidable, Crais...but it is not infinite.

----ohhh Scorpius is so chilling

D'Argo: Again I win!
Crichton: No, I win--paper wraps rock.
D'Argo: No, paper cannot possibly beat rock.
Crichton: It does, paper beats rock.
D'Argop: Rock rips through paper.
Crichton: D'Argo, that's not how it works: paper beats rock!
D'Argo: That is not realistic!
Crichton: Well, it's the rules, and it's not supposed to be realistic, it's supposed to be entertaining!
D'Argo: My coma was more entertaining

heehee I love that bit.

I also love this...(from the same eps)

Aeryn (to D'Argo who said something about Aeryn biting him or something so she could survive if they got stuck on that rock) You don't look ripe to me.

[the fifth man]

Aeryn: Insane?
John: Since birth
Aeryn: Suicidal?
John: Test pilot

- Self Inflicted Wounds, Part 1: Could'a, Would'a, Should'a

That is a good one.

[MFA]

Some quotes from Monday’s “marathon viewing”

A John and Aeryn moment from My Three Crichton’s:

Crichton: What are you doin'?
Aeryn: Prowler needs one of those Moya propulsor control units
Crichton: From my module? I don't think so.
Aeryn: It's a matter of priorities, Crichton. You know which ship is more important.
Crichton: Yes, I know which ship is more important to you, but
Aeryn: Yes, the one that can actually get us out of trouble if we come under attack.
Crichton: I know someone who will soon be under attack if they don't
Pilot: Crichton? Aeryn?
Crichton: Yes, Mr. Bad News?


And from my favorite John/Aeryn moment … The Locket:

Aeryn: Take a look inside. You'll see his image. The only love of my life.


I also watched Won’t Get Fooled Again, but I think every quotable line in it has been used already.

[rosey_angel]

lol i ran into a mate of mine i haven't seen in ages last night. after the usual small chat, he looked at me and goes "kath, i still have your farscape dvds" ah after so long i rememer where i left my season 1 dvds.

Crichton: (refering to a siren going off) It feels like it's melting my brain.... Couldn't actually be doing something to my brain, could it?"

from I, ET

[Supreme Commander Sil]

Rosey, can I steal you're Farscape dvds and never return them? I don't know any quotes...

[rosey_angel]

Rosey, can I steal you're Farscape dvds and never return them? I don't know any quotes...

no you may not. but feel free to use any and all of the quotes posted here, since we don't own them anyway... 'cept for the ones we do, and then you gotta ask permission

Season of Death
ah, such a comforting title for a season opener

Crichton: I beat him. He was all mouth, Stark. How'd you know?
Stark: I didn't. I just thought it sounded good.

Crichton: Think he'll follow us?
D'Argo: I hope he does!
Crichton: Sounds like you've got a plan.
D'Argo: We're going to bring him out here and see how he likes being in the cold.
Crichton: And what if he likes it?
D'Argo: Look, one plan at a time!

John: C'mon Scorpy, c'mon man, show me that ugly grin.
Scorpius Clone: I'm warning you Crichton, now you stop...
John: Oh no, no, no, no, no, I don't think so. Out with the old, in with the new! Can I get a Hell yeah?
Crowd: Hell yeah! (edit)

[Madeleine]

Everything Pilot says in Scratch 'n' Sniff. (I can't believe no one has quoted SnS yet). His tone of voice, his irritable impatience, everything Pilot says in that ep is just sublime.

"This makes no sense. You make no sense."

[SunKrux]

Just for Madeleine_W (the rest of you look away. )

I do not remember the name of the eps, but one of my favorite PILOT lines is...

Pilot - (sounding a lot like Hal) I'm sorry John I can not do that.



Oh and

Pilot - I don't get out much so I read.
(or words similar to that)

[McClance]

Just for Madeleine_W (the rest of you look away. )

I do not remember the name of the eps, but one of my favorite PILOT lines is...

Pilot - (sounding a lot like Hal) I'm sorry John I can not do that.



Oh and

Pilot - I don't get out much so I read.
(or words similar to that)

First is from "Crackers Don't Matter"; second, which you got spot on, by the way, is "Revenging Angel".




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From "Exodus From Genesis":

RYGEL: "They're building some kind of nest."
D'ARGO: "Nest?"
RYGEL: "Too many letters for you, Luxan? Try hive."
JOHN: "They're making us their home."
RYGEL: "Then, I'm moving."

RYGEL (surrounded by Draks): "If I sit still perfectly still, they don't advance. Yet, when move, they get disagreeable."
D'ARGO: "Right. Don't move."
RYGEL: "If we are to survive this, you must become my advisor." (mutters something in Hynarian)

[SunKrux]

First is from "Crackers Don't Matter"; second, which you got spot on, by the way, is "Revenging Angel".

Not bad for someone who hasn't watched an eps in years.

There's also the bit where Pilot (who's tired of hearing them all argue over something) hits a button that emits this loud annoying noise and mumbles something about being sorry.