Favorite Farscape Quotes

[geekywraith]

John Quixote
Stark: Hey! I know. Maybe... you have to do more than just kiss her. Maybe "kiss" is a metaphor for showing her a really good time. Can I watch? I love to watch...

[mrscopterdoc]

I am sure this has been said already in the past 25 pages but I still love it..

Self Inflicted Wounds(2): Wait for the Wheel
Crichton: Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack

[Col.Foley]

Rygel: I am nobody's Puppet

[Homer 120]

Fron ''Crackers Don't Matter'':
ZHAAN: Heat-deflecting paste. You'll burn up in there without it.
CRICHTON: Smells like puke.
ZHAAN: I pre-digested it to increase its potency.
CRICHTON: It's puke?!

LOVED Ben's reaction to that! Classic Crichton/Zhaan moment!

[SunKrux]

Fron ''Crackers Don't Matter'':
ZHAAN: Heat-deflecting paste. You'll burn up in there without it.
CRICHTON: Smells like puke.
ZHAAN: I pre-digested it to increase its potency.
CRICHTON: It's puke?!

LOVED Ben's reaction to that! Classic Crichton/Zhaan moment!

I love Aeryn's reaction once they're done getting Crichton ready...
Aeryn: We are all going to die.

[Starbase]

I am sure this has been said already in the past 25 pages but I still love it..

Self Inflicted Wounds(2): Wait for the Wheel
Crichton: Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack

LOL, I like that 1!. And who cares if it's already been posted on past pages. Post them anyway because I don't want to go back searching.

Here's a classic.....
D'Argo: (talking to Chrichton) -- 'My friend, one thing you have to learn. There is always time for beer.'
I believe that was from appropriate titled episode -- "Won't Get Fooled Again"

[AtlantisRules!!!]

Bad Timing.

"He proposed"
"Proposed what?"
"Marriage."
"Marriage? Idiot."

[USS Defiant]

From the wonderfully wacky (body switching) Farscape season 2 episode Out of There Minds.

Crichton (in Aeryn's body): (about the "feeling") "I'm a guy. A guy. Guys dream about this sort of thing."
Aeryn (in Rygel's body): "I'll tell you one thing Crichton, if I find you've been dreaming anything else to my body I'll break your legs, even if they are mine."

[Schrodinger's Cat]

My favorite, though it's probably already been mentioned:

From the Season 2 episode "Won't Get Fooled Again":

Crais: FREEZE! You're under arrest! You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney! If you cannot afford one... tough noogies! You can make ONE phone call! I recommend Trixie: 976-Triple 5-LOVE. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?! Well do ya, PUNK?
Crichton: No...
Crais: Well... then I can't arrest you!

[lordofseas]

Through the Looking Glass

ZHAAN: My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on.

[Starbase]

A couple of quotes each from the 2 hottest Farscape babes.

Aeryn: 'That's great it's a whole world designed for your rutting instincts.' -- A Kiss is Just a Kiss

Aeryn: 'If you try anything when I am gone whatever you have in the place of mivonks and wherever they are, they will be gone when I get back.' --Eat Me

Chiana: 'Is everybody aboard this ship kinkoid?' -- A Bug's Life

Chiana: 'You saw a creature? What kind of creature? The kind we eat? Or the kind that eats us?' -- Through the Looking Glass

[Ar3s]

We're So Screwed, Part 2: "Hot to Katratzi"

John Crichton: Bill Gates can't guarantee Windows. How can you guarantee my safety?

[Eye Of Ra]

Through the Looking Glass

D'Argo: One Mippippippi... Two Mippippippi

[rosey_angel]

John: Nest time you hit me, you better make sure I don't wake up
Aeryn: oh, tsk
John: oph don't you tsk me!

my sister is finally has some time and now she's watching farscape!

[Eye Of Ra]

Crichton: Open your ears, or your tentacles, or whatever orifice it is you listen with